Born in Sunagakure, dedicated to antagonizing Konoha for decades

"...ヽ(ー_ー)ノ"

Senju no Uchiha understood Minato Namikaze's gaze, but remained silent. He honestly didn't know how to fight him either; he wasn't a professional Uchiha who specialized in taking on five opponents at once...

"Boom! Boom! Boom..."

Madara really went all out. Five of his ancestral Titans launched an attack simultaneously, surrounding Minato Namikaze and Senju and hacking away. Fortunately, both of them had maxed out their agility, and they frantically dodged under the onslaught of the five ancestral Titans, so Madara hadn't broken through their defenses yet.

...

"This is bad, Madara Uchiha is just too strong..."

Inside the Allied Forces' headquarters, everyone watched the battlefield on the Iwa ninja's side. Five furious men were attacking two handsome young men, and behind them was a group of defeated soldiers who were constantly scratching their heads. If the defense was breached, those Iwa ninja and the four leaders would be doomed.

Faced with this situation, it's not that they can come up with a solution just because they have more people; the key issue is the hardware gap, which cannot be bridged by software updates.

Madara Uchiha is just too damn inhuman!

"Since your First Hokage and Shinto haven't arrived yet, we can only hope that Kakashi can quickly infiltrate behind enemy lines and resolve this forbidden Impure World Reincarnation technique..."

Chiyo looked at the screen and said helplessly as her idol was being hacked down by Madara.

......

Kakashi had actually infiltrated behind enemy lines, but he failed to find Orochi Kabuto. Instead, because he went too deep, Kakashi had been getting beaten up from the start.

Because a person appeared in front of them at this moment, Obito, who was already equipped with the Circle Eyes. At this moment, Obito was almost at the peak of his life. He was only one step away from defeating Kakashi and marrying Rin.

"Shinra Tensei!"

"H-1"

"Kakashi-sensei!!!"

"I didn't expect you to find this place. But it doesn't matter. Since you're here, you'll all die here!"

Obito blasted Kakashi away once again, activating Madara's signature move, King's Contempt. Seeing the disheveled Kakashi, Obito's heart, which had been cold for many years, trembled with excitement!

So many years! So many years have passed!

He dreamed of beating the super genius Kakashi since he was a child, and he has been dreaming of this for decades.

Nowadays!

He's Uchiha Obito!

I finally did it!!!

"Damn it, Kakashi-sensei!"

Kakashi's group of kids watched as Kakashi was repeatedly blasted away by a masked man with a somewhat chuunibyou (delusional) air about him. They screamed until their throats were almost hoarse, but it was no use. It wasn't that they didn't want to help, but they simply couldn't get involved!

This masked man, while a bit of a chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur), was damn powerful. Every time they tried to charge at him, they were blasted away. And below him was a gigantic monster, from which countless smaller monsters constantly spewed forth. Once they were blasted away, they were practically unable to get in, and were forced to desperately fight off the smaller monsters on the outside...

Only Kakashi-sensei was somehow able to approach the masked man, but he could only get close before being repeatedly blasted away. It was unclear what grudge this masked man held against Kakashi-sensei; he could have easily defeated Kakashi-sensei in a few moves, but after being blasted away once, the masked man didn't continue attacking, instead constantly gloating in front of Kakashi-sensei...

"Is this the former Konoha genius, the White Fang of Konoha, Kakashi? That's it? Is that all?"

Looking at Kakashi's disheveled face, Obito was incredibly excited. He even wanted to remove his mask and loudly announce, "I, Uchiha Obito, have completely crushed Kakashi at this moment!"

Then, you can admire Kakashi's shocked, helpless, and desperate little expression...

“…”

Kakashi struggled to his feet, half-kneeling on the ground, and looked up at the masked man in front of him. For some reason, the masked man gave him a very familiar feeling, especially the man's smug look and the constant babbling.

familiar!

It's all too familiar.

But he still didn't know where this familiar feeling came from.

Moreover, among the people he knew, those he was familiar with were either dead or still alive and fighting the enemy, and no one had disappeared along the way.

But for some reason, this masked man felt strangely familiar to him. It was really weird...

...

While Kakashi was getting thoroughly beaten by his best buddy Obito, on the Iwagakure battlefield, Minato Namikaze and Senju were being relentlessly attacked by Madara. Although both of them knew the Flying Thunder God Technique and constantly used Flash, they were both Edo Tensei with unlimited chakra and didn't care about chakra consumption. However, Madara was a seasoned fighter and gradually mastered the rhythm of their Flying Thunder God Techniques. Although he wasn't very accurate yet, he could already land five out of ten hits. Fortunately, Edo Tensei regenerates quickly and can recover in two or three seconds after being hit, so he can continue to entangle Madara's five ancestral followers.

Watching Minato Namikaze and Senju Yuuki repeatedly get knocked down and then charge back to defend, the soldiers on the battlefield were deeply moved. If they hadn't been instantly killed by a single blow, they would have all wanted to rush in and help...

1180. The incredibly awesome him met the guy who had cheat codes.

Cool!

That's cool!

Madara, perched atop the head of the ancestral Titan, was utterly refreshed. Watching the thousand-armed, small-footed man being hacked and slashed by the five ancestral Titans, Madara had never felt so exhilarated.

He had wanted to take down this shrew for decades, but Hashirama Senju always stopped him, worried that it would affect his harmony with his beloved, so he didn't take action. Now, although he couldn't kill this short-legged man, he really enjoyed the kill. He not only avenged his brother Izuna, but also avenged every single Uchiha who died at the hands of this short-legged man.

"Wood Release: Wood Dragon Technique!"

However, just as Uncle Ban was enjoying his chopping, a voice that hadn't been heard in a long time, full of humor and a touch of exaggeration, rang through the entire venue.

That man, the beloved of Grandpa Ban, the old goofball Grandpa Thousand Hands makes a grand appearance!

A giant wooden dragon appeared beside the five ancestral giants and used a Death Coil to bind them. On the dragon's head stood a figure clad in red samurai armor with long, glossy black hair, gazing affectionately at the ancestral giant.

They didn't do anything, they just watched, watched...

"Holy crap! That's... the First Hokage, the God of Shinobi?"

"Even the God of Ninjas is here, is it really necessary to be this awesome?"

"Is this Wood Release? That's amazing..."

Everyone's heads were spinning. These characters were all incredibly important, and they'd all been dead for decades. If the Sage of Six Paths appeared later, they wouldn't even be surprised...

“…”

Although the five ancestral giants were entangled, Madara did not make a move. He gazed affectionately at the man standing on the wooden dragon's head, and years of feelings welled up in his heart.

It's him!It's him!it's him!

When he was a child, he was the one who peed the farthest among his peers, but he met someone who peed even further!

When he grew up, he became incredibly awesome, but then he met someone who had an amazing ability!

Just when the grand plan was about to be completed, that bastard showed up again. All the negative emotions accumulated over the years surged through Old Man Ban's cerebellum, causing his facial expressions to change constantly at a rate of seven per second—truly a godlike face...

"Tobirama, what is Madara doing...? Could he really have feelings for me like that brat Shiki said?"

It's been decades since we last met. I had originally planned to catch up with my best buddy and repeat yesterday's story, but seeing my best buddy's sudden change in expression, Grandpa Thousand Hands got a little nervous. He weakly asked his younger brother, who's been clever since childhood, a question that inexplicably made his rear end tense...

"You bastard Hashirama, you're asking for it! 凸(艹皿艹)"

It would have been better if Grandpa Thousand Hands hadn't spoken, because before Second Grandpa Thousand Hands could even reply, he ignited Grandpa Madara's powder keg. The five ancestral giants simultaneously attacked the wooden dragon that was entangled with them, hacking away and splitting off the wooden dragon's big head.

He wasn't annoyed by Hashirama Senju's words, but by how awful that blond brat was, constantly slandering him and claiming to be his die-hard fan.

Are there really such die-hard fans who spend all day badmouthing their idols?

The words "yellow-haired brat," which had been in a gray area in his mind, suddenly flashed red, then rapidly rose to the level below Hashirama Senju's name before slowly coming to a stop...

"Holy crap! Madara, your reaction is a bit over the top. You're not actually having those kinds of crazy thoughts, are you?"

Seeing his best friend's strong reaction, Grandpa Thousand Hands quickly jumped to keep the furthest distance, his eyes wide with disbelief.

"This guy is terrifying. No wonder I said that with so many beautiful women in the Uchiha clan, this guy has never gotten married or had children all these years."

Immediately, Hashirama Senju patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief. His muttering was audible to anyone present who wasn't deaf.

"...Big brother, what time is it? Be serious! ヽ(ー_ー)ノ"

Second Master Qian Shou, with a cold face and a black line on his forehead, roared at First Master Qian Shou.

"....(⊙_⊙)?(⊙_⊙)?"

"I never imagined the God of Ninjas was this kind of person..."

"Yeah, yeah, they don't look like tough guys at all..."

Having spent some time with him, Minato Namikaze knew what kind of personality the Senju Grandpa had. Although he still couldn't quite accept his goofy side, he wasn't surprised. Who would come to collect a debt after winning a bet against their granddaughter?

However, apart from Minato Namikaze, the others didn't know anything about this legendary ninja god. When they saw that this ninja god was actually such a funny person, which was completely different from the image they had in their minds, they couldn't react for a moment.

I never imagined the legendary "God of Ninjas" was like this....

"Go to hell with you! I'll chop you up and then settle the score with that blond brat!"

Madara broke down. As a member of the noble Uchiha clan, Madara was known for his impeccable manners and upbringing. In all his decades of life, no matter how many setbacks he encountered, he had never uttered a single curse word. This was the first time in his life that Madara had ever sworn, and he simply couldn't bear it anymore.

Madara, now completely enraged, has reached a new historical high in combat power. Although the five ancestral giants are enormous, they are not slow at all. Otherwise, they would not have been able to kill Senju and Minato Namikaze with a single strike. From such a distance, Madara only took two steps to reach Senju and raised five 40-meter Uchiha swords to slash down!

"The art of ranking!"

"boom!"

A gigantic, demon-faced shield appeared above the Thousand-Armed Elder, blocking the five 40-meter-long Uchiha swords that were about to fall.

The powerful impact caused the surrounding area to shake violently.

"Back up, back up quickly, back up further..."

Onoki, who was perched on his son's back, shouted to his underlings behind him.

"Oh my god, they've started fighting again, and this time it's even more outrageous! Run!"

Even without their leader's permission, the Iwa ninja underlings had already run as far away as possible the moment Senju and Madara started fighting.

These two dead men are fighting like this; if they were still alive, it would be even more outrageous...

.....

"boom!"

"Achoo! Achoo... Damn it, which bastard is cursing me behind my back again?"

On the battlefield of Kumogakure, Masato, who had once again blasted the Third Raikage to smithereens, suddenly felt an itch in his nose. After sneezing several times, he rubbed his nose and cursed, "It's almost the end of the series, and they're still talking about people behind their backs. Could it be Onoki again?"

But that shouldn't be the case. He and Onoki don't get along. But at this point, Onoki doesn't seem like someone who doesn't know what's important. Judging by the time, could it be Madara?

But he remembered he didn't have much of a grudge against Grandpa Ban; he'd only helped him with a few small ads. Surely Grandpa Ban wouldn't be so petty?