Demon Slayer: The Naruto Hashira is a pure villain!

Miyako is suffering. She can't see her biological mother, and Yayoi is like a scumbag who runs away as soon as he picks up his pants. Since they started dating, she has become increasingly indifferent to her, and they don't see each other for days on end without her taking the initiative to contact her.

"Hey! Shinazugawa, why are you walking so fast?"

"Not going in?"

"Huh??" Sanemi stopped in his tracks, turned around to look at Sora, who had brought back good news for the first time. "You... what did you just say?"

"After much persuasion, Sangdao agreed to let you visit her." Shuanglai stood on the wall, her head held high.

Why haven't we heard applause and praise yet?

Shuanglai casually opened her eyes a crack and looked at where Shimi was.

It was completely empty; there wasn't a soul in sight.

"...You'll be condemned by Lady Shuanglai for this kind of betrayal! Hey!"

Yayoi was just about to go to the backyard to find Inosuke, who was hiding everywhere, and tell him what to watch out for while she was away, when she heard a knock on the gate.

Is this spot... Sabito?

Why did you have to come at this exact time?

"Coming, coming!" Yayoi muttered as she moved to the door and met Sanemi standing there.

"No, Sanemi, you flew here?"

"I know our bases aren't far apart, but Shuanglai just left, didn't she?"

Yayoi was a little confused. Could it be that Seraphim had completed her super evolution and become Garda, with her flight speed and size increasing dramatically, and she was carrying Sanemi over?

"I was just passing by and happened to run into Sōrai, so I came over." Sanemi lied, avoiding looking at Yayoi.

"I have no wounds on my body. The wound from last time has healed, and the scabs have all fallen off."

Sanemi looked at Yayoi with anticipation.

Now I can finally see my mother, right?

"So what? What does this have to do with me?" Yayoi shrugged, acting like a complete idiot.

"Then why did you call me here..." Sanemi was a little confused. She wouldn't let her see her mother. Yayoi couldn't possibly have called her here because she wanted to see her, could she?

"Come home with me."

“This is you…” Sanemi paused halfway through her sentence, “You…have a home?”

"Nonsense, otherwise how could I have sprung from a crack in a rock and grown up eating wild fruits in the mountains?" Yayoi retorted irritably to Sanemi.

He drew his Nichirin Blade from his waist, walked to the pillar that Inosuke often climbed up and down, and carved a message.

Worried that Inosuke might not see it, Yayoi thoughtfully cut a splinter out of the pillar.

That way, when Inosuke slides down the pillar while clinging to it, he'll get pricked in the butt, and he'll definitely come looking for trouble with the pillar.

After finishing her tidying up, Yayoi bid farewell to Shizu in front of Sanemi and then called over Sanemi, who was standing at the door.

"Come on, come back to Peach Mountain with me and see my master and fellow disciples."

Sanemi silently followed behind Yayoi until they entered a secluded paradise.

A true paradise on earth.

The mountains and fields are covered with peach trees.

"Wow! I'm back too!"

Yayoi was like a monkey that had just gained intelligence. She leaped up and picked the most attractive peach from the tree, wiped it on her Sanemi haori, and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Sweet~" Yayoi squinted her eyes in satisfaction, turned to look at Sanemi, "Do you want some? The peaches on Momoyama can't compare to those ordinary peaches outside."

"Never mind, I'm not hungry."

Unlike Yayoi, who was completely relaxed after returning home.

Sanemi was so nervous that he was walking forward with his hands and feet moving in unison.

"What a tasteless guy." Yayoi clicked her tongue and turned her head away, ignoring Sanemi.

It's true what they say, timing is everything.

When Yayoi kicked open the wooden door, there was an abstractly shaped cake in front of Mr. Kuwashima Jigoro, who was celebrating his birthday that day.

The person who made the cake probably intended it to be a peach, but the color mixing went awry.

It looks like a... poop.

Only a filial son like Zenitsu would do something like this.

Kind-hearted, but intelligence unknown.

"Old man, I'm back. Did you miss me?"

Chapter 84 Is this shit?

From another perspective, Kuwashima Jigoro's birthday wish can be considered to have come true.

One hour ago.

"Senior! Remember to cover for me, okay? I'll be able to pick up the cake from the bakery soon."

He successfully dangled upside down from the tree, startling Kaigaku. Zenitsu, grinning broadly, explained the situation to Kaigaku.

Kaigaku's temples throbbed with veins. He had finally managed to get rid of the female demon, but in just a few years, this little rascal had appeared on Mount Peach.

I really should ask a master to exorcise the cricket.

I always feel like I attract these weird guys.

Kaigaku was so angry that he wanted to bury Sunitsu alive on the spot, but if he buried Sunitsu, he would have to take care of the old man and the female demon all by himself, which was not worth it.

Try once again to purify Zenitsu's mind, which has been polluted by Yayoi:

"Only an idiot like you would do something so pointless. Wouldn't it be better to use that time to build a solid foundation, saving your master the trouble..."

"Shh—don't tell." Zenitsu put his index finger to his lips. "My senior sister said that life is only 30,000 days long, and every day you live is one less day you live."

"It's not just those who indulge in pleasure who are fools."

Foolish Kaigaku: ...

Oh no, the little demon pill is beginning to take shape.

"Alright, senior brother, I'll leave this to you. If Master asks, just say I had a stomachache and went to the toilet."

"Love you, mwah~"

Kaigaku dodged Zenitsu's flying kiss attack by bending over backwards, feeling disgusted and nauseous by Zenitsu's shameless behavior.

How can this guy say such embarrassing things so effortlessly?!

To be honest, Zenitsu is quite talented. His speed talent is maxed out, and after training for half a year, his speed in going up and down the mountain has become increasingly faster.

Less than an hour later, they returned to the mountain and rejoined Kaigaku.

"Senior brother, senior brother, I brought the cake back. Let me show you first~"

Zenitsu placed the cake on a relatively flat rock, opened the box, and showed it to Kaigaku.

"..."

Upon seeing the cake's design, Kaigaku felt somewhat nauseous.

Is this poop?

"This is a cake, senior brother." Zenitsu pouted in dissatisfaction and tied the box back up.

"I originally planned to make a pink peach-shaped cake for Grandpa, but the shop didn't have that color of food coloring, so I changed it to chocolate flavor."

It really is shit.

As a child, Kaigaku was tricked by Yayoi into eating a piece of dark chocolate. His brows furrowed tightly as he recalled a not-so-pleasant memory.

Of the three children, Zenitsu is the best at pleasing Kuwajima Jigoro.

These words made Kuwashima Jigoro's face glow with excitement, and he eagerly unwrapped the cake in front of his two apprentices.

"..."

Is this poop?

Kuwashima Jigoro asked the same question as Kaigaku, and hesitated, holding a lit candle in his hand, not daring to stick it into the cake.

If you make a birthday wish over this thing, you'll be punished, right?

"It's a cake, Grandpa! I paid extra to upgrade to an even better chocolate flavor!"

Zenitsu completely broke through Zenitsu's defense.

Seeing that Zenitsu looked like he was about to cry, Kuwashima Jigoro realized that he had spoken a bit too harshly and quickly comforted his beloved grandson.

"Alright, alright~ Grandpa was wrong. This is Zenitsu's heartfelt gift. Even if it's shit, Grandpa and your senior brother will eat it all."

Kaigaku silently took a step back, his face full of resistance.

I never expected my master to have such a hobby. Master can enjoy this good stuff all by himself; I would never take away what my master loves.

As he imagined the scene, Kaigaku felt a churning in his stomach and couldn't help but gag.

"What's wrong, Kaigaku? Are you feeling unwell?"

"It's alright, Master," Kaigaku said, not daring to let Kuwashima Jigoro know that he was imagining some unpleasant scenes, and made excuses for himself, "It's probably because of the heat, I had a bit of heatstroke during training this morning."

"Then we can eat more cake later and take a rest."

"..."

Is it absolutely necessary to eat it?

Kaigaku remained silent for a long time.

The candle was stuck on the tip of the dog poop peach cake, and at Zenitsu's urging, Kuwashima Jigoro closed his eyes and put his hands together to make a wish.

You know what, this Western thing is actually quite ritualistic.

"It's a pity that your senior sister isn't here; it still feels empty inside."