Demon Slayer: The Naruto Hashira is a pure villain!

Demon Slayer: The Naruto Hashira is a pure villain!

Author: Lin Zhengzheng

Synopsis: [CP: Sanemi Shinazugawa] + [Evil Woman]

Before meeting Yayoi Kuwashima, Sanemi Shinazugawa never imagined he would be attracted to such a crazy woman.

Hilarious! What normal woman would ask how much it would cost to sell her mother to someone on the first date?

The second time, he carried his mother away, saying he was taking her to serve as some kind of "NPC on Fujii Mountain."

On their third meeting, he disemboweled his best friend Kuang Jin right in front of her, and then proposed to her without batting an eye?!

What does it mean that getting married means I'm allowed to share my mother with you?

If anyone can like this thing, you have to respect that guy as a real man.

Okay, I am that man.

LOL, the only one who can handle this madman's antics is Sanemi Izakawa, right?

Yayoi Kuwashima and I are a perfect match, right?

Yayoi Kuwashima, an abnormal person in the eyes of ordinary people.

LOL, why should I care what those bastards think?

I'm indifferent to life and death; if you're not convinced, then fight! Every extra day I live is a bonus!

I have only one motto in life: rather than tormenting myself, I'd rather torment others.

You've got your eye on someone else's mother, but what if she has several children? If you just take her away, won't you be mistaken for a child trafficker?

Huh? My dear mother has become a ghost? You don't want her anymore, right? Then she's mine.

How do you make someone else's mother your own? Just get married? That's too easy.

"Hello, Sanemi Shinazugawa, marry me."

"As a reward, I'll allow you to share Mom with me."

(The female lead is not a good person in the traditional sense. If you mind, please do not watch.)

Muzan, who primarily portrays himself as a human, says "I love you, old man, see you tomorrow" every day.

Chapter 1 Rumors of a Female Demon in Momoyama

"Waaaaah... Senior sister! Senior brother called me an idiot again, waaaah..."

If Yayoi had known that casually tossing a peach to a child on the roadside would attract such an annoying creature, she would have preferred to feed the peach to the dog rather than give it to the child.

"Get lost, don't come near me."

Yayoi rolled over and continued to lie on her side on the peach tree in an extremely unseemly position, munching on the newly formed peaches of the year.

It's very sweet.

"Senior sister..."

Yayoi looked down and saw that the little mushroom-headed girl who had been standing under the tree had somehow ended up on the tree and was hugging her legs, crying with snot and tears streaming down her face.

Damn... it's even more annoying now.

Why do boys cry and pee all day long?

With a casual toss, the peach pit in Yayoi's hand hit another boy on the head three meters away.

"Kaigaku, come here and take Zenitsu away."

"No, he's really annoying." Kaigaku decisively refused, unwilling to take on Zenitsu, this crybaby.

"..."

Seeing Yayoi's face darken, Kaigaku regretted his decision for a moment.

"Haha." Yayoi laughed twice, clearly in a good mood.

It would have been better if he hadn't laughed, because when he did, Zenitsu was so startled that he covered his mouth and silently climbed down the tree little by little.

Upon hearing Yayoi's laughter, Kaigaku, without a second thought, began to move away from the female demon.

"Why are you running away? Huh? Didn't you want your senior sister to stand up for you?"

Just as Zenitsu moved under the tree, preparing to run away with his senior brother, a cheerful voice sounded behind him.

"No, no..." Zenitsu waved his hands repeatedly, shaking his head like a rattle drum.

However, their worst fears came true.

Bound to the left and right sides and hung from the peach tree, Kaigaku looked humiliated, while Zenitsu cried uncontrollably.

Fearing his senior sister's disapproval, Zenitsu didn't dare to cry out loud.

Looking left and right, Yayoi felt that something was missing from the scene.

Yes, that's right, it's the background music.

He casually broke off a twig and lashed it across Zenitsu's butt.

"Stop howling! Why did you stop?"

Yayoi lashed Zenitsu's buttocks with another branch.

Before Zenitsu could even cry out, a crow that didn't look very white landed on his head.

"Yayoi, Mr. Kuwashima wants you to go see him."

"understood."

Yayoi clicked her tongue in dissatisfaction, took a bite of the peach in her hand, and then pulled a branch from Zenitsu.

After Yayoi walked away, Kaigaku skillfully pulled out a razor blade from his pocket to save himself, and also put down Zenitsu, who was crying and urinating.

"Stop crying, you good-for-nothing. Hurry up and help that she-devil get her peaches."

Zenitsu cried and hiccuped, then followed Kaigaku's instructions to climb the tree and pick peaches.

"Senior brother...why did you pick so many peaches?"

"You talk too much nonsense."

"Woooo..."

Unable to bear Zenitsu's constant crying, Kaigaku, exasperated, casually picked a peach and stuffed it into Zenitsu's mouth.

"Shut up!"

"Fine, I'll tell you!"

……

"Hey! Old man, what do you want?"

Startled by the sound of the door being kicked, Kuwajima Jigoro's temple throbbed with a vein.

"Can't you act like a girl?!"

"I'm already being very kind of you by remaining human, old man." Yayoi tilted her head, picked at her ear, and retorted.

Kuwashima Jigoro closed his eyes and took a deep breath to keep himself from fainting from the suffocation caused by Yaki.

Garlic bird garlic bird~

It's not like we just found out about this bastard's temper.

I took it home and raised it myself, so I guess I'll just have to put up with it.

"It's time for the Fujikashiyama selection again."

"Oh, so?" Yayoi remained as thick-skinned as ever.

"So you have to go and participate in the selection. If you don't pass this year, don't call me master anymore."

Kuwashima Jigoro spoke these words with a hint of anger.

There was nothing she could do; Yayoi had a long criminal record.

From the age of 12, Yayoi actively participated in the Fujikasane selection twice a year.

She would stay on the mountain for the full seven days each time. While others went up the mountain, she went down the mountain, and she would announce her withdrawal at the very last hour.

The first time, Kuwashima Jigoro thought Yayoi wasn't ready yet, and was glad that Yayoi was clever enough to give up the test on her own initiative, instead of staying at Fujikasane Mountain like Urokodaki's other disciples.

Then there was a second time, a third time...

This is Yayoi's seventh time taking the exam.

If you were to ask Yayoi why she always gives up on the assessments, she would probably look at the person asking the question with a mocking gaze, as if they were an idiot.

Why give up a perfectly good, leisurely life and insist on working like a slave at such a young age? Isn't that something only a lunatic would do?

Of course, upon hearing this, Kuwashima Jigoro chased after Yayoi for more than half a day, carrying a cane.

In Yayoi's words, "Why is a lame old man still making such a fuss?"

Despite his anger, Kuwashima Jigoro was truly reluctant to let the exceptionally talented Yayoi become a mere shell of her former self.

“Yayoi, you’re already 15 this year. If this were a girl from an ordinary family…”

"I love you, Master."

Kuwashima Jigoro blushed, clutching his pounding heart as he processed the confession from his beloved student.

Yayoi sat casually opposite Kuwashima Jigoro, crossed her legs, and pulled out another peach from her pocket, munching on it.

This trick never fails; it always manages to stop the old man from nagging.

"You... sigh."

Kuwashima Jigoro was at his wit's end, so he rummaged through a cabinet and pulled out the haori he had prepared for Yayoi.

Yayoi didn't put down the peach in her hand, but instead shook the haori she was holding with one hand.

"Old man, why is this year's haori colorless?"

Yayoi gave a disdainful shrug.