She walked to the clown, pulled the hem of her dress to the side, revealing her long, shapely legs, and plopped down on the chair.
She crossed her legs, her high heels bobbing up and down as she spoke:
"Listen, Joker!"
"I am your new psychiatrist, Dr. Harley Quinzel from Gotham Central Hospital."
“From now on, I will provide you with half an hour of psychological counseling every day. I hope you can cooperate with my work.”
"Cooperate? Can you tell me why I should cooperate with you?" the Joker sneered. "Just because of that suggestive gesture you're making towards me right now?"
"Show some respect!" Harry snapped.
The clown slammed his hand on the table and said, "Hey, little girl! Get the hell out of here before I lose my temper. Go find someone else and give you a good beating, and don't come here causing trouble!"
"What's wrong?" Harry said defiantly, "Is there something you're having trouble telling me? Don't worry, I also know a bit about men's health, maybe I can help you."
After saying this, Harry was prepared for the clown to suddenly attack her, but to her surprise, the green-haired madman opposite her burst into laughter while clutching his stomach.
"Hahahaha! You're quite funny!" The clown said, rolling around on the bed, clutching his stomach and laughing.
Interesting...this guy seems a bit different.
Harry, watching the clown, also became interested.
She felt that this guy was unlike any other patient she had ever encountered before; he seemed to have completely merged with madness.
This sparked Harry's intense interest in the Joker, given his obsession with psychology.
She said, "In that case, may we begin the treatment now?"
Little Harry immediately sat obediently on the edge of the bed and said, "Of course we can begin, dear Dr. Harry."
Half an hour later, Harry shook hands with the Joker and said, "This treatment was very pleasant. See you tomorrow."
"Goodbye, Dr. Harry," the Joker said, giving Harry's hand a very gentlemanly kiss.
After that, Harry would give the Joker half an hour of psychological counseling every day.
Although the specific effects are unknown, the Joker displayed a unique personal charm and an almost omniscient level of knowledge.
To ensure that every conversation would avoid awkwardness, they initially focused on providing simple psychological support.
But later on, they started chatting about everything under the sun.
Every day after Harry got home, he looked forward to starting his work the next day as soon as possible, because that way he could chat with the clown again.
She had to admit that the Joker had a fatal attraction for her, and now all she could think about was that green-haired stinky man.
Harry sat on his balcony, exhaled a smoke ring, and said helplessly, "I really don't understand, am I the one treating him, or is he treating me... Oh well, who cares? Anyway, I can't get him out of my head right now, I might have fallen in love with him."
"I think...you'd better not get too involved."
A man's voice came from behind him. Harry turned around in surprise and saw a man floating in the air outside his balcony.
Keep in mind, this is the 38th floor!
And this was a man so handsome it was breathtaking, and Harry happened to know who he was.
"Good evening, Mr. Depp." Harry casually stubbed out her cigarette on the marble of the balcony, then lifted her long, beautiful legs onto the balcony, stood up to face Depp, and said into the wind, "Although he's all I can think about right now, spending the night with a handsome, rich, and perfect man like you isn't so bad."
No wonder she's DC's famous shared girlfriend; she's really enthusiastic.
Depp looked at the beautiful blonde woman in front of him, shook his finger and said, "I'm just giving you a piece of advice. The Joker has a family, and his wife will be back for him soon."
"What?" Harry said in disbelief, "He has a wife? A guy like him has a wife? Are you kidding me!"
“I’m not kidding you, Ms. Harry.”
"Then...can you sleep with me?"
"I think that's unlikely."
"Fine, you conservative man!" Harry said, then grabbed Depp and pulled him into a hug, giving him a hard kiss on the lips.
"Now, you owe me a kiss."
"Goodnight, Mr. Depp, I'm going to bed now."
"Oh, by the way, I like to sleep naked."
After saying that, Harry jumped off the balcony without looking back and went back to his bedroom.
Depp watched Harry start taking off his clothes, touched his still-warm lips, and turned away helplessly.
The next day, Harry, wearing sexy black stockings, began his psychological counseling.
Furthermore, those outside the ward heard the clown's roar.
"Hey girl! What's going on?"
When Harry walked out of the Joker's room, her face was flushed and her legs were trembling slightly.
Harry, wearing high heels, almost lost his balance, but he looked satisfied and smug.
"I heard you have a wife? Then I'd better make my move soon!"
Results report!!
The initial order was around 380, which was much lower than expected, but still within reason.
The slightly lower initial subscription amount did not affect the author's enthusiasm for writing at all. Please feel free to read on; the story will definitely not be abandoned!
Especially the monthly tickets and tips from my brothers yesterday, I was so moved I almost cried at work!!!
I love you guys so much!!!
And to be honest, for someone like me who has only received two rounds of basic recommendations, a first-time order of 380 is already the best among the recommendations.
I checked the data yesterday, and our initial subscriptions are even higher than many books that have gone through five or six rounds of recommendations!
I must say, my readers are truly amazing!
Sending you a heart!
Regarding future updates, I will guarantee at least two updates, and I will try my best to update more beyond that.
Today, mainly due to work and health reasons, I went to the hospital this morning to have an X-ray, but it's nothing serious.
The doctor prescribed a few boxes of medicine and said that taking them would make me feel better.
Also, we've created a book club group. Everyone's welcome to join, chat, joke around, play games together, or even rant about the author when we're bored—that's all fine!
That's all for now, goodnight everyone!!
Dress code 578310493
Chapter 115 Report
Since the Joker became the boss of Arkham Asylum, the patients here have actually become more well-behaved.
This surprised the hospital staff, but it's always a good thing that these guys have become more obedient.
But the director of Arkham Asylum didn't know that all of this was because of the Joker. He thought it was because the new psychiatrist was so good that the guys' emotions gradually stabilized.
Therefore, the director of Arkham Asylum decided to increase Harry's salary and privileges so that she could come and talk to the patients at any time.
What the headmaster didn't know was that Harry had given himself a new name in the asylum.
Now, the patients here all call her Harley Quinn.
Outside the prison, the mayoral election is in full swing.
Oswald's overwhelming approval ratings made him the number one star in all newspapers and news.
This man, who is almost certain to become the next mayor of Gotham City, always speaks passionately about his plans for the city's future.
The Penguin Gang has transformed from a notorious criminal organization that once inspired fear into a beloved public welfare pioneer in Gotham City.
Everything seemed to be going smoothly, just as Depp had planned.
Inside the antique shop, Oswald and Wellen sat on the sofa, each reporting to Depp on their work progress over the past period.
Wearing a custom-made suit and gold-rimmed glasses, and holding a stack of documents, Wellen said:
"Recently, sales of figurines and toys have almost doubled due to the release of Batman and Iron Fist solo weekly comics and the trailer for the animated series."
"Once the anime officially airs a few months later, we estimate that the sales of comics and related merchandise will increase several times over."
"In terms of film and television, because the comic is still in the early stages, the plot is not yet enough to make a complete series and movie. At present, we are mainly developing it by acquiring the copyrights of other comic companies."
"As for Depp Industries..." Wellen glanced at Oswald beside him and said, "We finished negotiating with the military personnel represented by the Kane family yesterday. They are very interested in the equipment we have developed and are currently discussing specific order details."
"In addition, many people from other countries have come to negotiate, wanting us to sell them a small portion of the equipment. I think we can reject all of these overseas orders and focus on the Kane family first."
Depp interrupted, "For overseas orders, we can supply a country whose name starts with 'C,' and we must give them the best, understand?"
“Starting with C… I understand, boss.” Wellen continued, “As for the factory’s losses in the last battle, although we can’t get the Vitti family to compensate us right now, the Gotham government has allocated enough funds for our reconstruction from a special fund.”
"I will send you the specific order and payment documents later."
Depp nodded upon hearing this, knowing that the money was mostly sponsored by the Wayne family.
Oswald continued, "My approval rating is currently around 45 percent, and barring any unforeseen circumstances, I should have a sure thing in this mayoral election."
"Also, after the mayoral election is over, I will take people to Chicago to settle accounts with those bastards from the Vitti family, and while I'm at it, I'll get back the money Mr. Depp lost."
Upon hearing this, Wellen immediately became elated, and even his gaze towards Oswald became much friendlier than before.
In Wellen's eyes, as long as you always think about your boss, then you are my good buddy.
“In addition, all members of the Penguin Gang have regular jobs. Although those who do government volunteer work earn less, I will give them subsidies so that they don’t earn less than others.”
"As for those guys who still can't let go of their criminal careers... I couldn't be bothered with Chief Gordon, so I've sent them to another world to continue their crimes."
Upon hearing this, Wellen was startled, thinking to himself that this guy was really a ruthless character.
It has to be said that the boss is attracting more and more capable people around him.
It seems I still need to work harder!
After Wellen and Oswald left, Grandi, who was cleaning the house, came over and said:
"Mr. Depp, would you like me to give you a briefing on my recent work as well?"
You'll Also Like
-
Super Fighting Tokyo.
Chapter 988 22 minute ago -
Born in Sunagakure, dedicated to antagonizing Konoha for decades
Chapter 420 22 minute ago -
Yuan Zun: Reincarnation God Emperor, Starting with Signing In
Chapter 614 22 minute ago -
Demon Slayer: The Naruto Hashira is a pure villain!
Chapter 201 22 minute ago -
I'm doing bidirectional science popularization in American comics
Chapter 463 22 minute ago -
Being in Konoha, a disgrace to the Uchiha clan.
Chapter 277 22 minute ago -
High Martial Arts: Becoming a Liver Master
Chapter 673 22 minute ago -
Many children, many blessings: Stealing the offspring of powerful figures to cultivate immortality.
Chapter 665 22 minute ago -
Gao Wu: After transforming into a soft girl, I became a calamity?
Chapter 457 22 minute ago -
Pokémon: Having just completed the Pokédex, I'm now traversing the world of Beast Taming.
Chapter 546 22 minute ago