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"Fuck? Are you still asleep or just woke up?"

"Cultivation of immortals? Wow, how many hours? Have you survived the calamity?"

"Tell me about it, what's the situation with him?"

"It's okay, my monks are determined to be the Tao, and pursue the supreme heaven!"

"Wow, listen to you, he didn't sleep all night?"

"My God, why are you still stuck here on the slide?"

...

Liu Han's consciousness was blurred at this moment, he looked numbly at Brother Hammer jumping up and down on the screen, but after falling to the bottom again, he gently put down the mouse.

"Woo woo woo, woo woo woo..." A hoarse cry entered everyone's ears.

Looking at Liu Han lying on the table, all the **** really don't know whether to cry or laugh.

"Tell me about you, what FLAG did you set up in the first place?"

"Go to bed, dog, this time you're a child. You won't be so lucky next time."

"Don't, go ahead, I just had breakfast, I haven't started my morning self-study yet, I'm playing for a while..."

"It turns out that without practice, there is no convincing. Next time you set up FLAG, think about whether your face hurts or not."

"Tsk tsk, another crazy one. Is this the first?"

...

Liu Han, who looked up again, looked at the mockery of the barrage, the rage that had been suppressed all night, finally erupted!

"Damn! Who said I'm going to stop broadcasting?! Come on! If I can't make it before 12 noon, I will shave my head on live broadcast! If I can't make it before 8 pm, I will live broadcast women's clothing!!!!"

"!!!really?!"

"Fuck, are you serious?"

"Wow, I seem to have heard something incredible."

"Don't, big brother, calm down. The rhythm is probably the navy..."

...

Liu Han shook his head firmly.

"That's it! Let's see!"

...

At noon, at 12:03, Liu Han looked at Brother Hammer who had fallen back down the slide with a bewildered expression, and swallowed unconsciously. Then he stood up and walked directly to the bedroom.

In the bedroom, there is an electric clipper that Liu Han bought last time. It was a kind of punishment that he deliberately chose when he played policewoman PLAY with Da Mimi before. As a result, after Yang Mi lost a game, she complained to Liu Han for a long time, saying that it was cold to walk.

But today, this clipper has a sacred mission.

"Brother dog, my brother, calm down!"

"Really cut?? Your hairstyle is very handsome, big brother, stop..."

"6666, I'm convinced! My eldest brother will do what he says!"

...

As soon as he got the clipper in his hand, the phone rang.

"Liu Han, are you crazy? What kind of hair do you cut in winter? It's okay if we don't make trouble, darling..."

Zhao Mengyue's voice had a hint of anxiety.

Liu Han ignored it and hung up the phone. But after a few seconds, the phone rang again.

"Husband... Calm down, can't we stop playing this game? I'm going back soon. Are you going to let me see a monk when I enter the house?"

Before Da Mimi's words were finished, Liu Han immediately hung up again.

After the third phone rang, he didn't even look at anyone, and pushed the electric clipper from the middle of his forehead.

"Zila..." The voice of the electric clipper sounded so desolate. Then people saw a canyon appear in the middle of Liu Han's handsome hairstyle, and the phone ringing stopped abruptly.

"Holy shit!! 66666."

"The dog is a fan for life!!!"

"Real man, **** it, I've taken it. Men should be like Brother Gou and do what they say!"

"There are not many BBs, I will not buy iPhoneX, brother dog, please accept this Buddha jumping over the wall!"

"...Brother Gou, can I take it? MMP, in the future my girlfriend won't let me watch your live broadcast, I will call you with a slap..."

"Husband, don't hit me, I will be a fan of Brother Gou in the future..."

...

Liu Han watched these crazy barrages without any fluctuations in his heart, and even wanted to laugh. Suddenly, he muttered to himself:

"Cut off 3,000 vexation threads, the wooden fish is solitary in white clothes, and the dust and mist rises from the lotus seat, often sweeping Ye Ruoyi in front of the nunnery."

After speaking, he smiled to himself.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

"It's over, Brother Gou is crazy..." A thought popped into everyone's mind.

(See you tomorrow!)

Chapter 278 The Crow Takes A Plane (Overhauled)

"Boss, Brother Gou is crazy, go and save him..."

The leader of Panda TV's supervising team, Panda nibbled a call and made a call to the principal's mobile phone.

The principal is going shopping with Sydney. Last night, because he went to the airport to pick up Liu Han and held Liu Han's arm very uncomfortably, a photo was taken by passers-by.

The whole Weibo went crazy today.

What "The principal came out of the closet to confirm. ""The national husband is tired of women" "What happened to the man?" We are true love! Principal Wang spoke late at night. "Who is this man? Is he Qianda's next nine thousand years old? "A series of Weibo topics quickly occupied popular headlines.