prehistoric calendar

Liu Yu was obviously extremely angry. He kept beating Hao, who had become a ball of mud, and the more he beat, the angrier he became. It was as if he was getting angrier by taking a step back. He could not bear to think more and more, and he continued to beat him.

The space was broken, and the earth, wind, water, and fire began to pour out.

"wrong!"

A serious voice sounded, and after a whirlwind, the rusty sword in Liu Yu's hand turned into a wooden hammer, and he turned from a middle-aged old man into a young man, while the meat paste on the ground was being placed on the

In a wooden barrel, next to Liu Yu sat a man in a green rubber mask holding a pipe. While smoking his pipe, he said: "No! That's not how rice cakes are made! Beat them well, and do it with heart and emotion."

Fight! Bastard!"

"Yes, Master!" Liu Yu responded loudly, and then swung the wooden hammer vigorously to stir up the meat paste in the barrel. As he was beating, he suddenly hit the green head with a wooden hammer, beating it into pieces.

The flat head that often appears in animation.

"Kill you, Zhang Heng, right now!!!" Liu Yu shouted at the flat green head with murderous intent.

Then the flat-headed weirdo laughed strangely and turned into a green whirlwind and rolled up to Liu Yu's side. I don't know what he did. Liu Yu's underwear was pulled over his head from behind in the next moment, and then the green-headed weirdo turned into a green whirlwind and rolled up to Liu Yu.

Finally, it turned into a green tornado and rolled directly towards the golden light of merit. The golden light of merit, which was enough to withstand holy level attacks, was like a bubble and was easily penetrated by the green tornado. Then in a flash, this

The green tornado disappeared.

At this moment, a green tornado flashed out of the void in the gap between the planes. This place was originally a void, and the green-headed weirdo suddenly reached out and pulled into the void, and a hazy figure was pulled out by him, and then this green head.

The green-headed weirdo had a roll in his hand. He was wearing a black suit, holding a thick cigar in his mouth. His fingers were all filled with gold and gemstone rings the size of his thumb. At the same time, there were many scars on the face of this green-headed weirdo.

He blew out a puff of smoke and said, "Hey, old man, long time no see."

The hazy figure shuddered, and said in a voice that was clearly male, but sounded like a woman screaming loudly: "Stay away from me, I don't know you!!!"

The cigar from the green-headed weirdo's mouth slowly fell, and he showed an extremely shocked and exaggerated expression. Then he turned around and was wearing an ordinary sweater and trousers, with the sad background of the Three Plum Blossoms all around.

Sound, he walked to the side of this hazy figure with trembling steps, grabbed his hand and said: "Actually, I should have known you earlier, but I couldn't, because your mother forced me!"

The hazy figure trembled all over again. He subconsciously pointed to the side and said, "No, it wasn't my mother who forced me to do it, it was his mother who forced me to do it!",

At this time, Liu Yu had already broken free from his underwear, and when he was rushing over, he was pointed at by the hazy figure, and he immediately said subconsciously: "My mother didn't force me, it was your mother!"

The green-headed weirdo wiped away his tears. Amidst the desolate tones of the Three Plum Blossoms, he suddenly hugged Liu Yu's shoulders with his left hand, and hugged the shoulders of the hazy figure with his right hand. He sighed and said: "Okay, it's our mother.

Yes, you are all my wings..."

Then Liu Yu took out a rusty sword and stabbed it directly into his chest, while the hazy figure took out a vajra and hit the green weirdo directly on the head. The two of them said almost in unison: "Take our dignity away."

Give it back to us!" After saying that, both of them were beaten one after another.

Then the two of them looked at each other with sympathy, and both felt that the other person understood them... which was strange.

The next moment, vast and boundless fluctuations erupted from between the two people. The rusty sword and the Vajra pestle struck each other. The hazy figure retreated a long distance, and golden light burst out from the hazy moment. This

It is not the golden light of merit.

Just when the two were about to continue their attack, the sound of abacus suddenly sounded. The two looked for the sound and saw the green-headed weirdo sitting on a high wooden counter. He was doing abacus and said: "Bare board

It's hairless, bitten by insects and rats, and ruins your dignity. Two pieces can be treated as ten yuan, come on, take it." As he spoke, the green-headed weirdo knocked on the wooden table with his abacus.

Both the hazy figure and Liu Yu were confused. They each walked to the wooden platform, stretched out their dirty hands forward, and each took the five-yuan ocean. The hazy figure suddenly threw himself in front of the wooden platform and shouted loudly.

He shouted miserably: "Master, please do well, my family... will kill you!!!" As he spoke, the shadowy figure raised the vajra and threw it at the wooden platform.

Then the green-headed weirdo rolled up on the spot, and a big wooden fish appeared on the log platform. With a bang, the hazy figure seemed to smile, and actually sat cross-legged on the spot, knocking on the wooden fish.

Just at this moment, Liu Yu threw the ocean casually, raised the rusty sword and stabbed it, and then he was met by another stabbing sword. He and the green-headed weirdo were standing on a red carpet, and they were holding

The swords are stabbing each other, and the green-headed monster passes through

Wearing an Olympic sword sword uniform, while stabbing with him, he ducked to the stage next to him. The green-headed weirdo shouted into the microphone: "Contestant Liu Yu stabs so fast and has such a steady pace. He's here. He's famous."

The Dugu Nine Swords were used..."

Then he flashed to the stage and stabbed Liu Yu. He saw that Liu Yu's stabbing sword actually turned into nine phantoms, and then stabbed him with a sword. With a swish sound, his stabbing sword protected him.

His clothes were pierced, and the rusty sword suddenly stabbed his chest, blood gushed out. He stared blankly at the rusty sword and chest, and his whole body staggered.

Liu Yu was also shocked. He quickly drew his sword and murmured: "No, I don't know..."

"Elder brother..."

The green-headed weirdo jumped out and leaned into Liu Yu's arms. At the same time, he coughed and said: "Elder brother, don't blame me, cough cough..."

Liu Yu suddenly said at a loss: "I, I..."

"Tell the master that I won't go back during the New Year, cough..." the green-headed weirdo whispered while coughing.

Tears welled up in Liu Yu's eyes, and he said firmly: "Don't worry, the Huashan Sect will be left to me. I will definitely..."

"Tell me, junior sister, I don't love her..." The green-headed weirdo coughed a few more times.

Liu Yu suddenly cried loudly: "Junior brother, junior brother, in fact, I am numb to you, I am to you... I am numb to you!!!"

Liu Yu suddenly became furious. At this moment, the hazy figure smashed the wooden fish into pieces, and the green-headed weirdo laughed strangely and turned into a green tornado that swept past the two of them. Suddenly, their underwear was put on their heads...

A few seconds later, Liu Yu and the hazy figure broke away from their underwear, and saw bursts of green light in the distance, and then various strange screams and laughter broke out. The two looked at each other.

"Zhunti, we will settle our affairs later, and we must settle the accounts properly, but now..."

"That's right, I don't think about the Holy Saint or anything else now, but now..."

The two roared at the same time. Earth, wind, water, and fire gushed out from one's body, while a golden light of merit that seemed to be able to cover the universe erupted from the other's body. As they roared, they rushed towards the green location.

You can lose the team battle, but Zhang Heng must die!!!

On the other side, Gong Changheng passed through a large area of ​​collapsed reinforced concrete and finally came to an open space. However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, an arm suddenly dragged his leg under his feet and pulled him directly.

After entering the sewer, Gong Changheng yelled in fear, but he didn't expect to hear Ren Huang's voice at this time.

"Jingsheng! It's me!" Ren Huang shouted softly.

Gong Changheng immediately covered his mouth, and when he looked around, he saw a little girl with only one eye and a scarred face, Ren Huang, and several other people, none of whom he knew.

However, he trusted Ren Huang, so he didn't show any caution.

At this time, Ren Huang said to Gong Changheng: "Let's go, we don't have much time, leave this world immediately, we..."

"Go to Rebel World!!"