Predicted That The Dung Suction Truck Would Explode, And I Exploded Overnight!

the next day.

When Lin Huaqiang woke up.

It's already a sunny morning.

He subconsciously took out his phone.

Lin Huaqiang glanced at the time.

"It's ten thirty-eight eight.""

"Then, it has only been six days and thirteen hours until the black lightning disaster of Ah Sanguo!""

Lin Huaqiang muttered to himself.

Immediately afterwards, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Because on his mobile phone, there is such a text message:

"[Hungry?] Dear super food card users, we will deduct your membership fee of 28.0 yuan for the next season through Alipay on 2022-08-13, and you can receive 4 red envelopes the next day after the deduction! 35

Seeing this text message, Lin Huaqiang slapped his thigh:

"Oh, there is!

"It seems that I can use the means of text messages to assist and remind the gang of Asan people!"

"Although it is said that many of the mobile phones of the Asan people are not smart, they cannot access the Internet or watch videos!

"But the text message prompts, this is the most basic function of the mobile phone!"

"So, I still send prophecy videos online, and use text messages to assist and remind them!

"So, it should be fine, right?

"Okay, just do it!"

Lin Huaqiang nodded to himself.

There's only so much he can do!

As for the result?

All I can say is wait and see!

At the moment, Lin Huaqiang carried out a series of operations.

A Three Kingdoms.

It was noon.

The Asams of Gada, as usual.

The work they should work, the work they should go to work.

The streets were filled with the beeping of horns and the clamor of vendors.

Street food blogger Yongzi, as always, came to a food street:

"Bros."

"The stomach and intestines are not very good these two days, and I feel that I have eaten too much."

"No, I'm going to come to my uncle's place today and get a glass of aloe vera juice to condition my body."

"Uncle, give me a whole glass of aloe vera juice. 99

"Look at how good my uncle is. He even gave me a cup.""

"Oh my god, is this a foot rag?"

When the food blogger Yongzi pointed the camera at a stall on the street.

I saw a black old man, first took a glass and rinsed it in the bucket next to him.

Then, he wiped the cup with a rag next to his feet.

Seeing this scene, the barrage exploded instantly:

【Ha ha ha ha!】

【What the hell, put the rag next to your feet?】

【Brothers, clean and hygienic!】

【I just like to watch Yongzi's Snack Tanji series! 】

[Yongzi hasn't died yet? This resistance is stronger than that of Master Bei! 】

010 [Wait a minute, what's in this bucket? Toilet stick???]

【Welcome to the live broadcast of Splatoon, the intestinal speed skating champion Yongko!】

Ignore the situation on the screen.

Food blogger Yongzi has begun to explain the process of making aloe vera juice by the old black man:

"First, use a fork to scrape the pulp on the aloe vera, see if you can see it, it's all natural."

"Then, oh my mother, what's the fun, old soup? Why does it have a sour taste?

"Add some coconut meat, apple cider vinegar, chili powder..

"What kind of fun is this, why is it a bit like an old godmother.""

"Oops, the bottles and the cans have started.

"Add some sesame seeds, add some sugar, and curry powder.""

"This should be thirteen incense, I guess."

"Finally add sesame oil, masala, and Ganges water."

"Use the leather stick to put the stump on the ledge, and live together!

"thanks!

soon.

The old black man handed a cup of aloe vera juice with at least a dozen seasonings to the food blogger Yongzi.

Looking at this cup of shit-yellow aloe vera juice, food blogger Yongzi looked embarrassed.

To be honest, he ate so many Asan street food on the street.

But only this aloe vera juice, he is really a little nauseated.

But there is no way, who told him that his traffic is low recently.

It was very hot until the whole hour, and no one looked at him.

After all, Yongzi's fans are basically domestic.

During this time, there have been so many major disasters in the world.

These disasters squeezed out his traffic in disguise.

Therefore, whenever traffic is sluggish, food blogger Yongzi will have a cup of super popular aloe vera juice.

"Guys, I..."

Food blogger Yongzi was about to say something.

Suddenly, his phone vibrated.

Then, a text message popped up.

"Wait a minute, brothers, here's a text message, I'll see who sent it to me first. 35

Saying that, food blogger Yongzi clicked on the text message.

At this point, the expression of food blogger Yongzi has completely changed.

At this time, he seemed to have discovered something extremely terrifying.

However, netizens in the live broadcast room thought he was doing a job and didn't want to drink aloe vera juice, so they couldn't help but send a barrage:

【Is this aloe vera juice? It's sticky, it looks scary! 】

[The old eight secretly made small burgers are ashamed in front of this glass of aloe vera juice! 】

[High EQ: the indescribable, low EQ: the reincarnation of the five grains! 】

【Thank you? Diarrhea!】

【Yongzi has put on the mask of pain!】

【Don't drink it if you can't do it, I'm scared to look at this aloe vera juice!】

【Suddenly feel that the expired yogurt in your hand seems to be ok?】

【Hahaha, how much smelly! 】

[Yongzi, drink quickly, what are you doing, don't waste time. 】

[Urgent, I guess Yongzi is going to see if there is a hospital nearby. 】

Netizens all thought that Yongzi was afraid and did not dare to drink.

After all, just looking at this glass of aloe vera juice will make everyone feel a little nauseated.

But at this moment, a scene that made everyone unbelievable happened.

I saw the sound of ding ding ding text messages rang out intensively around.

Then, Yongzi's expression changed greatly, and he said:

"Broken, brothers!"

"I have to hurry and escape!"

"I don't drink aloe vera juice, I have to save my life!

The sudden words of food blogger Yongzi made the netizens in the live broadcast room stunned.

Immediately afterwards, netizens posted a barrage:

【what's the situation?】

【It's over, could it be that the identity of Agent Yongzi has been exposed?】

[Yongzi, don't drink if you don't drink it, it's okay to order something else. 】

【My dear, a glass of aloe vera juice can kill you, right?】

[Don't say it, normal people go to Ahsanguo to drink a glass of aloe vera juice and become a jet fighter on the spot, it is absolutely unambiguous. 】

[Damn, the fortune teller has posted a video again! 】

[I just said that Yongzi was shocked, it turned out to be a prophecy video released by the fortune-teller brother, saying that there was going to be a disaster in Ah Sanguo! 】

【What? True or false?】

【Fuck, disaster has come to Ah Sanguo?】

【Mom, doesn’t it happen to be the Gada region?】

[It seems that, no wonder Yongzi wants to run, he can't do it if he doesn't run! 】

Finally, netizens who surfed with high intensity found out why food blogger Yongzi was shocked.

Because Lin Huaqiang posted a video about the black lightning disaster in Ah Sanguo a minute ago.

This time, Lin Huaqiang not only sent a prophecy video.

At the same time, he also sent prophecy text messages to the people of various Gada cities in the three countries.

Almost all the residents of Gada in the three countries of Afghanistan have received the following text messages.

The opening line is still very classic.

[Hello everyone, I'm the fortune-teller brother Longguo. 】

When seeing this sentence.

Some Asan people who knew Lin Huaqiang vaguely were immediately stunned:

"God!

"He is the Dragon Kingdom prophet who has predicted countless disasters!"

"Fortune teller? Is that the one who predicted the eruption of the super volcano?"

"It's over, why did he text me?"

"Could it be that we, Gogarda, will also appear in the disaster? 35

Gorgada is a mega city.

And this city is definitely not just for those poor people who run around for a living all day long.

In addition to the poor, there are also some low-income, well-off, middle-class, and even capitalist families.

In their spare time, these people also pay attention to the Internet and learn about the international situation.

Therefore, when they saw the text message from the fortune-teller brother Longguo, they were dumbfounded.

Of course, some people think that this may be some kind of trickery.

Because the content of text messages can be edited by anyone.

But in the past period of time, this fortune-telling brother in the Dragon Kingdom mainly made predictions by publishing videos.

As a result, some people with computers or mobile phones that can access the Internet immediately turned on the Internet.

When they saw that there was a video of Lin Huaqiang's prophecy online, they couldn't sit still.

They clicked on the video for the first time to learn more about the situation.

[Hello everyone, I'm (bbac) Dragon Country fortune-teller. 】

[I really don't want to take up your time and some public resources because of myself. 】

[But, I think when you see this video, you must understand. 】

【There must be a disaster there again, that's why I showed up, right?】

【Then, without further ado...】

[In the past few days, through the astronomical phenomenon, I observed that there was an abnormal astronomical phenomenon on the side of Asanguo. 】

Boom!

All the people of Asan who watched the video immediately exploded!

Like a stormy wave hitting the shore, these Assams were suddenly stunned!

After all, Lin Huaqiang is really not the fortune-teller he used to be, he is only influential in the country, and only has influence on the people of Longguo.

Along with the super tsunami of Goguli, the forest fires.

And the nuclear power plant leak in Sunset Country.

There are also the horrific meteor showers of the Bald Eagles and super volcanic eruptions.

All of these have made Lin Huaqiang, virtually in the world, have established a certain influence.

Even in the backward Ah Sanguo, some people have become loyal fans of Lin Huaqiang.

Even if this part of the people only accounted for less than 1% of the population of the three countries.

But this is enough to prove that Lin Huaqiang's influence has indeed radiated to this area.

Because it was Lin Huaqiang who carried out disaster warning time and time again.

Only then did this world lose many people who were affected by disasters.

So, when the Asan people found out that there was a disaster in their own country, they hurriedly accelerated the video.

Because want to know:

In which city, in which area, is there a disaster?

Will disasters affect you?

In the video, Lin Huaqiang said slowly:

[I have observed that this celestial phenomenon is extremely rare and extremely complex!]

[Specifically, I can't say it right now. 】

[But I can tell you where this disaster happened. 】

[The scope of the disaster is probably the Garda cities in the three countries! 】

[The damage caused by disasters to the people is almost no less than that of volcanic eruptions and super tsunamis. 】

[And the time of the disaster, there are still six days and eighteen hours from now.

[I suggest that the people of the Dragon Kingdom in various Garda cities can evacuate in advance! 】

【I think you should believe me!】

[As for the Asan people there...]

When he said this, Lin Huaqiang's expression in the video became a little dignified:

【Whether you believe me or not!】

[But as a member of the human race, I would still advise you. 】

【For the sake of your own life, for the sake of your own family..l

【Please leave Gogarda temporarily within six days!】

【This short leave is just for you to live better!】

【Those who do not leave, you will suffer the most unprecedented disaster in your life!】

【This is the end of the story!】

【This video...send to those who are destined!】

Because this black lightning disaster is too rare.

Lin Huaqiang could not explain in detail, he could only vaguely remind.

Therefore, he had to be the first to announce the time of the disaster.

When the video accompanying Lin Huaqiang ends.

Those people of Longguo who believed in Lin Huaqiang, as well as the people of Asan, immediately boiled:

"Oh my God!

"In six days there will be a catastrophe in Garda?

"Grass, the house I just bought!

"No, what exactly is this disaster, why didn't the fortune teller say anything?"

"That's right, what kind of disaster is it, you say!

"Speak up, believe it or not, life is more important, or house is more important?

"I know this dragon country fortune-teller, he has made disaster predictions no less than five times! 35

"Almost every disaster prophecy has come true!"

"Let's listen to him and leave Gorgada for a while!"

"But what about my job..."

"I just want to know, what is the disaster!"

"Don't ask, run as fast as you can, or you will be late like a bald eagle, and millions of people will die!!99

run!

Run!

this moment!

Many people in various Garda cities!

They have already begun to panic and prepare to run away.

Street food blogger Yongzi was even more shocked.

He said to netizens in the live broadcast room:

"Bros!"

"It's our fortune-teller brother Longguo who sent me a text message!"

"He said, there's going to be a disaster on our side!"

"We don't know what the specific disaster is, we just know that in six days, the disaster will come! 35

"Anyway, I don't have time to talk to you here!

"I have to hurry up and book a flight to get out of here!

"Otherwise, if you can't buy a ticket, you have to hang the ticket on the train like the third brother and the others."

"But that's too dangerous, and I can't learn it.""

"Okay, we don't have time to drink aloe vera juice.

“Clean and hygienic guys!”

After speaking, street food blogger Yongzi turned off the live broadcast.

Don't look at him giggling all day.

But for the video of the fortune-teller Lin Huaqiang, he really believed it.

You can't believe this, everyone who doesn't believe it will die.

Along with Yongzi's live broadcast, the netizens in the live broadcast room were also hotly discussing:

[Damn, did the fortune teller send you a text message?]

[True or false, do Yongzi and the fortune teller also know each other?]

【Double chef ecstasy?】

[This is the first time I've seen such a panicked expression on Yongzi's face.

[Nonsense, if you receive a message from a fortune teller about a disaster, you must be afraid too! 】

【Key Yongzi doesn't even drink aloe vera juice...】

[Drinking aloe vera juice once, you will be hospitalized 100%, which will delay your escape! 】

【The laughing pee hanging on the train!】

Then, due to the closure of the live broadcast room of street food blogger Yongzi.

A large number of netizens poured into the live broadcast room of another Ah Sanguo internet celebrity chasing dreams.

At this time, Dream Chaser is playing Lin Huaqiang's latest prophecy video in the live broadcast room.