Pirates: The Salary Is In Place, The Four Emperors Are Kicked Out

The phone number "233333333" drawn by Colonel Malvern was of course not really obtained by his luck, but a black box operation by Polsalino. After all, there are nine digits in a phone number, and it would be as difficult as winning the lottery jackpot before Polusalino crossed the road by luck.

However, Colonel Malvern himself did not know that such a phone number would become a symbol of status and wealth in the future. Like his ultimate beauty, it can easily sell hundreds of millions of Baileys in the underground world with a phone bug, and some people want it.

At this time, he didn't have any special feeling about this phone number, he just felt that the phone bug didn't really deceive people, and his luck seemed to be pretty good, to be able to draw such a "consecutive" number...

And, he was more concerned about the phone bug suddenly speaking than the randomly generated phone number.

(The phone bug actually spoke! And this voice... seems to be quite nice?)

——Just as Polsalino had a good-sounding Taiwanese girl to record "Zhixbao arrives at xx yuan" before Polsalino's time-travel, Polsalino also chose one for the phone bug family. The female voices the customer service. This woman has a noble status, a dignified and elegant temperament, and is very trustworthy...

That's right, Doflamingo's mother Gianlina Palace - the great mother who was rescued from a tragic fate by Polusalino, who has been helping her husband Honagu for several years, and Honagu is the basic The above is equivalent to doing things for Polsalino, so rounding up, she is equivalent to Polsalino's subordinates.

And considering her ex-Celestial Dragons status and her pure "Older Marley Joel Yaer accent", Polsalino specially asked her to serve as the customer service voice of the phone bug family—— Not to mention, her voice, which was originally very intellectual and elegant, became more mysterious and noble after some adjustments, but it was also friendly, which was very in line with the image of the phone bug family that Polsalino wanted to show the world.

Closer to home, when the phone bug in Colonel Malvern's hand made a sound, the civilian sailors who were gathered around to check the notice in the communication room also noticed it, and they all showed shocked expressions. Captain Libal, whose eyes widened, couldn't help but said:

"Come on, Colonel! The phone bug has spoken!!"

"I know,"

Colonel Malvin waved his hand helplessly, "They even spit out envelopes and sent upgrade notices to us humans. What's so strange about saying a few words?"

"That's true... But then again, Colonel, do I need to report this situation to the headquarters?"

"Such a big thing, of course, needs to be reported to the headquarters,"

Colonel Malvern replied, and then he looked at the phone bug in his hand and couldn't help frowning, "But if you use a phone bug to contact..."

It seems that he knew the thoughts of Colonel Malvin, and the phone bug in his hand quickly changed in appearance - the original normal phone bug shell quickly formed a glass-like four-sided panel on the surface, and the panel appeared. the previous dial. In the place of the old-fashioned dial, a flat mouth and a nameplate with the phone number "233333333" appeared impressively.

"what's going on……"

Colonel Malvern was stunned for a moment, then noticed the size of the flat mouth, and reacted instantly. He turned to look at his subordinates:

"Cough cough... Who among you has money? Let's try the most basic package first."

"Colonel, do you have any money on you?"

A certain civilian who is not very sensible asked suspiciously, "I remember that we only paid allowances..."

Colonel Malvin's face darkened instantly. As an upright base commander, he really didn't want to use his power as a commander to criticize this stunned young man - but I have to say, this stunned young man is really annoying sometimes. .

Colonel Malvern was speaking almost through gritted teeth:

"This is not your sister-in-law. She recently..."

"puff!"

...

While Colonel Malvern was testing the new phone bug in the communications room of the North Blue Marine branch, the Five Elders were discussing the phone bug in the midst of the powers of Pangu, a holy place far from the North Blue's Mariejois. .

Under the control of Polusalino, not long ago, the five of them's private phone bugs were collectively upgraded and updated, and they spit out five identical upgrade announcements. After reading this announcement, which was slightly different from the announcement that Colonel Malvern read, the Five Elders who were on their lunch break quickly gathered and started a discussion.

"First it was the Golden Lion thing, then the Roger thing, and now it's the phone bug... What's going on this year? One tricky thing after another..."

The tone of the blond Five Elders was slightly depressed.

"Hopefully this won't happen again in the future,"

The grandfather of Leander Palace, the sword-wielding Five Elders said, "By the way, what do you think of this phone bug incident this time?"

"Aside from why this unprecedented thing happened, I have tried it before, and it is indeed as stated in the upgrade announcement of the phone bug family, after paying the prescribed fee, you can use many new services. .And these services are very practical, and the call quality has been significantly improved than before.”

The bald Five Elders with a figure-eight beard stroked his beard, so said.

Wearing a dark blue suit and a long beard, the Five Elders nodded slightly:

"Indeed, I also tried it, and it is consistent with the statement in this upgrade announcement. But the question is, if this is the case, should our government allow it? The capital flow behind this may be as much as an annual Tens of billions of baileys, or more."

"The flow of funds is actually a small matter. After all, if it is true as they say, 50% of the tens of billions of baileys that appear out of thin air every year will be held by the government. The real big problem is the flow of information behind it. , and the impact it may have on the world situation..."

The Five Elders with a scar on his left face looked quite serious, "My suggestion is to report to that lord, he may be able to explain the mutation of this phone bug clan to us..."

"That lord is currently resting after using the power of Uranus last time. Such a question...isn't it worth disturbing, right?"

The blond Five Elders frowned, "And when there is no accurate information on the two Devil Fruits, in case that lord..."

The blond Five Elders didn't finish speaking, but the other four Five Elders fully understood what he meant, and couldn't help shivering in unison - what the blond Five Elders said was true, maybe everyone else in this world In front of them, they are the most respected Five Elders, the rulers of the World government; but in the eyes of the grown-up, they are just useful tools and consumables that can be sacrificed at any time.

In order to dispel this uncomfortable feeling, the knife-wielding Five Elders quickly changed the subject:

"Have you all applied for your phone numbers? Mine is 000000001, it looks pretty good..."

...

The Phone Bug Upgrade Plan - For this kind of thing that can increase the World Government's revenue by tens of billions of Baileys every year, and can further expand its influence, the Five Elders have confirmed that it is real and controllable and harmless. Agreed soon after.

As a result, the actual controller of the phone bug clan, the mastermind behind everything, Porusalino, made full preparations. Since the third day after the phone bugs of the North Blue Marine branch completed the upgrade, he let the phone bugs all over the world carry out successive upgrade pushes, and completed the upgrade push within two days.

The phone bug mutation around the world certainly caused quite a stir, but because the World government used various means to express to the people: "Our experts and scholars have researched and agreed that this is a normal phenomenon and is not a problem for the people. There is no need to worry too much about favorable things, everyone can just follow the upgrade announcements from the phone bugs." So these waves quickly subsided.

Of course, not everyone agrees with the World Government's speech. Even if all the newspapers and representatives of the major royal families make the same statement, they still remain skeptical or simply want to do the opposite--yes, that's right. It's those pirates.

Some of them radicals, in addition to refusing to use the phone bug and refusing to escalate, even took the radical move of "dissecting the phone bug and seeing what's going on with it"-according to their assumptions, they should Find out what's going on inside the phone bug, and then expose the ugliness of World government to more people.

The so-called ugly is the truth they insist: they believe that the phone bug upgrade program is actually controlled by the world government, and its purpose is not only to squeeze people's money, but also to monitor the world's calls.

But unfortunately, there is always a big gap between reality and ideal - under the control of Polusalino, these dissected phone worms quickly changed the substances secreted in their bodies, thus turning into strong acids one by one bomb. Those who tried to dissect them were invariably disfigured by strong acid, and some even went blind.

The bad luck of these bastards makes those who are in a neutral attitude quickly fall to the side of accepting the phone bug upgrade plan. It can also be said that it is precisely because of these people's bad luck that people all over the world almost accept the phone bug. This change.

According to Polusalino's incomplete statistics, on the third day after the start of the worldwide phone bug upgrade plan, the number of package subscriptions has reached more than 85% of the total number of phone bugs in the world. People are also using phone bugs to communicate more than twice as much—many are just trying it out, not really needing to communicate.

The ordering of so many packages brought a large number of applications for phone numbers and a large amount of money. Celestial Dragons, a prodigal in Mariejois, even made a one-time payment of 300 million in order to win "111111111", the ultimate beautiful number in his mind. Bailey. However, even if he was so embarrassed, this number did not belong to him in the end.

The reason is very simple, his more prodigal father bought this number with 500 million Bailey...

The rest of the vanity numbers were also deliberately distributed by Polusalino to the big names in the world and those who were close to him. For example, the number 000000006 was given to the commander-in-chief of the World government, Kong, after all, he is the first person under the Five Elders, and his status is there; and the number 250250250 was randomly given to Garp Vice Admiral, after all, in Polu In Salino's eyes, these numbers are in line with his old-fashioned character; as for 444444444, which Polsalino thought was very unlucky, he decisively gave it to Kaido of the Beasts. , Polsalino is still happy to give him a dead buff...

By the way, Polusalino gave himself the number 110119120. On the one hand, other people in this world do not understand the special meaning of this number, only he understands it, which is to satisfy his own bad taste and commemorate his past life; on the other hand, this other person seems to think it is ordinary Numbers also contribute to his low profile.

His secretary Fina Rear Admiral's number is 666666666, his partner Leander Palace's number is 999999999, and Gion's number is 333333333 -- purely random, not something Polusalino was trying to imply.

In order to store the large amount of cash brought by the sale of the package and the vanity number, Polsalino communicated with the Five Elders in the name of "payment to the World government in a timely manner" as a telephone bug elder, and successfully borrowed the World government. The powers of the have established a cash storage station on a small island in the North Blue.

In the secret base buried deep in the ground, hundreds of large telephone bugs spit out the Baileys spent by users all over the world buying packages day and night, like a non-stop money printing machine.

In the face of this huge amount of cash, the World government directly dispatched the No. 2 person of CP0, who led a large number of CPs to live on this island, and completely erased their information from the map.

In addition, a new large Marine Fortress is about to be built in North Blue. Marine claims that it is to strengthen the pirate strike against North Blue, but in fact the purpose of this upcoming fortress from beginning to end is to protect the cash storage station and facilitate the transfer of cash there.

Porusalino is still very honest - he said in his statement to Five Elders that 50% of the income would be handed over to the World government, and he really gave 30%, not just 10%. And the remaining 70%, he uses a special method to store in another place - absolutely no one in this world can find it except him.

Although Porusalino, who will become Marine Admiral in the future, is definitely not short of money, nor does he need it very much, but money is not too much for anyone. Moreover, in the world of Pirate World, where the economic system is quite fragile, the power of money is sometimes infinitely amplified... So, 70% is not too much!

In short, the phone bug network project has become one of the things that Polusalino spends most of his time on. In his vision, the phone bug in the future will be the latest smartphone to benchmark him. And the phone bugs at this stage are at most the generation of motorcycles x Lola...

At the same time that Porusalino spent great efforts to continue to promote the phone bug network plan, and continued to add new functions to the phone bug that "hide his misfortune", the World Conscription Plan ended, and Porusalino also brought with his men back to Naval Headquarters.

Not long after Polusalino returned to Naval Headquarters, to be precise less than two weeks, when Naval Headquarters just started discussing his and Sakazuki's Vice Admiral entitlement plan, he was sent out to hunt down the Roger Pirates. Message from Garp Vice Admiral of Man.

——He caught One Piece Roger.

Garp Vice Admiral did not describe the situation in detail in the call with Marshal Sengoku, but said he would report back later. But Polsalino is very clear that Roger, the pirate king who has never failed in all these years, will not be stopped by anyone in this world. His so-called capture was nothing but surrender and was part of his larger plan.

And his surrender also symbolized the beginning of the most interesting time period in the One Piece world - it was the era of the Great Pirates that was more exciting and exciting than any previous era!

Coming soon...