Peach Blossom Book
953. Write a poem about heartbreak (3)
"Hey, don't you understand this? A new start means a new life. Think about it, everyone has gone to college, and pretty girls have all broken up with their ex-boyfriends and stayed away? This is cuckolding others.
It’s a good time to poach someone. When I think of all the freshmen girls in the university, they are all like flowers without a owner, my sweetheart is so excited.”
Hearing Xiao Wang's words, Superman admitted that he was stimulated. After all, he had just broken up with Liang Mengjiao.
"Tsk, Xiao Wang, you are really a beast."
"Well, all animals are cleaner and purer than him." Everyone sighed with emotion.
"So what if I'm a beast? Hehe, I'm single now, so I'm not afraid of someone cuckolding me. But I can cuckold others without any scruples. I'll wear one for that one, and I'll wear one for that one~~~." He said.
, Xiao Wang actually sang a song in a state of selflessness and intoxication.
"Brothers, the word beast cannot be called casually. Do you know the definition of beast?" At this time, the fat man held the wine bottle seriously and looked at everyone with a serious expression.
"Huh? Fatty, do you know so much about animals?"
"Of course, for example, there is good news and bad news. If an ordinary person encounters this kind of thing, the good news is good news and the bad news is bad news. But animals are different. For animals, good news is bad news.
News, bad news is good news." The fat man said this, picked up a grape from the fruit plate and threw it into his mouth, speaking slowly. But his words aroused everyone's curiosity.
"Hey, stop eating, tell us quickly, what is the difference between animals?"
Hearing everyone's urging, Fatty's vanity was satisfied. He nodded enigmatically, and then muttered, "Let me give you an example. For example, Xiao Wang's girlfriend is pregnant. This is good news for you."
Right? But the child is not his, so that’s bad news, right?”
"Well... if this kind of thing really happens, it would be really tragic." Everyone nodded in shame. Is there anything worse than this?
"Damn! Can it be good news that your girlfriend is pregnant? If you are pregnant, don't you have to go out to pick up girls? And you have to be responsible for it. It seems that abortion is not cheap now?" At this time, Xiao Wang slammed the table.
He retorted with a very serious expression.
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