Peach Blossom Book
7. I bought a chrysanthemum guide from a street stall 7
"Hahaha, compared to the sense of security, a macho man is more important than a fat man." Superman interjected. At this time, Liu Tao and the fat man turned their heads and joked to him, "Go and protect your world peace."
"I'm your sister! I'm a war element, okay?" Superman seemed to be quite sensitive to the word world peace. When he heard this, he lost his temper. As for Liu Tao and Fatty, they were happy about it.
Seeing the four of them chatting happily, Zhang Xiaowang snapped his fingers and pointed at a beauty with long hair and short skirt standing at the far bar with a pert butt and perky breasts and said, "Hey, guys, what do you think of that girl?"
"The skin is a bit whiter." Superman curled his lips.
"My body is a bit thinner." The macho man commented.
"The butt is a little fatter." The fat man suggested.
After listening to the three people's comments, Zhang Xiaowang rolled his eyes at the three people unhappily, as if he was extremely speechless at their looks. In fact, the woman Zhang Xiaowang pointed out just now can be regarded as the best in the whole bar.
Attention-grabbing.
"Hey, Xiao Wang, don't listen to these three idiots. What do they look like? It's just the way they look at sows. We are not on the same horizon as them. Let me tell you, this girl is pretty decent."
"Oh? Haha, is that right? Do you think so too, Taozi?"
"Well, it's just that she may have a few more men, and I don't know how many people she has been raped by." Liu Tao suppressed his laughter and continued.
"I'll go!" Zhang Xiaowang blushed and kicked Liu Tao, then said with a serious face, "Ahem, buddies, I'm telling you seriously now. I'm attracted to that girl.
.”
"How old are you? More than twenty, right?" Liu Tao touched his chin, frowned and muttered. Zhang Xiaowang is the youngest among the five. He is a senior in high school this year, and is only a little over seventeen years old.
"Exactly, friends don't distinguish between high and low, men only care about merit! Why are you so young? Brother, I have strong capital."
"But no one has seen yours, so how do they know whether yours is a three-inch iron finger or a small orchid finger?"
"Ahem, don't be obsessed with my length. I'm just a legend." Zhang Xiaowang coughed in shame, and then said with an unrestrained expression on his face, "Oh, you don't know. As soon as I saw that girl
******, I feel really itchy~~~. I think... I may have fallen in love with her."
"Well, that's... when people are looking for true love, they have to look at their faces. If you keep staring at other people's butts, how can you find true love?"
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