One Punch Man King Engine

M City Kengji.

in the corner.

King sat in front of the table, fiddled with his laptop, and turned it on.

While waiting for the laptop to boot up and buffer, he couldn't help but think of the appointment when Saitama went out in the morning.

Saitama has lived in his house for the past few days. However, he refuses to stay long. He gets up every morning and goes out to find free accommodation (because he can’t afford to rent even a cheap rental house). King once said frankly that he can help him rent a house, but it’s a pity He was very sternly rejected.

This morning, Saitama put on his clothes as usual and was about to go out. Suddenly he turned to King and said, "King, wait for me to come back, let's go to Kengeki together!"

"Hmm... huh?"

King subconsciously agreed, and when he realized it, he looked at Saitama in surprise, what are you eating? He only felt that the chrysanthemum tightened, and the coldness rose up his back, and he suddenly regretted leaving Saitama at his home.

Saitama, Saitama, your baldness has absolutely nothing to do with your exercise, but your head with too much pornography, that's why your hair falls out.

Saitama looked at King with a strange expression, "King, what's wrong with you?"

"No... nothing, just a misunderstanding."

King has come to his senses, it turned out to be Ken Geki, a fast food restaurant, which scared him to death.

"Huh, it's still early, Saitama is probably still looking for his own free house."

He woke up from the memory, smiled, opened the webpage, and browsed the relevant housing rental issues.

When he didn't notice, several guys wearing peaked caps, or wearing large headphones, or suspicious guys appeared one after another in the Kengoji store.

"Captain, the poison has been added to King's favorite melon soda, but why don't we leave?"

"Because... I don't feel relieved until I see the king die with my own eyes."

It turned out that the two of them were the remnants of the Fafa Assassin Group who failed to assassinate the King many times before. They were really persistent in assassinating the King. Most of the Assassin Group's members had already been killed before, but they never gave up.

Some time ago, I planned a courier bomb, and now I bought a blood-sealed throat poison through some channels. It is rumored that only one gram can poison a whale, and the toxicity is very strong.

They believe that no matter how strong the body is, the king is still a human being. Perhaps his muscles have boosted his external defenses. However, his internal organs are still extremely fragile, and the king will also die from poison if he swallows poison.

After careful observation, they found that king usually carried his laptop to relax at the Kengeki shop not far downstairs, and that king liked to drink honeydew soda the most, so they deliberately put poison into the honeydew soda, of course , in order to ensure the success of the plan, they have asked people to block other people from entering the store. In this way, only members of their killer group are in the store, as long as they don't drink honeydew soda and wait for the king to "suicide".

"Waiter, bring me a glass of melon soda!"

Sure enough, after searching the contents of the rental house, king found that there was no rental house that matched Saitama's worth. He immediately closed the webpage and reached out to place an order with the Kengeki waiter.

"Ah!"

The head and the others hooked their mouths, bursting with murderous aura.

"Please wait."

The waiter is an uncle with a sparse beard and vicissitudes of life, which is impressive at a glance.

"Sir, your melon soda."

"Thank you."

King took the soda, thanked him, put the soda away casually, opened the folder, and clicked on the book titled "Journey to the West: Legend of the Demons". This is a new book he published online. He wrote a book before, but He was scolded out of his mind, saying that his writing was rubbish, his IQ was lacking, and he could not write a good book in this life. In a fit of anger, he decided to plagiarize classics. After some screening, he found that Journey to the West, one of the four great classics, was quite It fits the setting of the weirdo, so my brain became hot, and I wrote this magically revised version of "Journey to the West".

Of course, he only read Journey to the West once,

Naturally, he couldn't recite it, he could only remember the plot, and he was influenced by the classic "Wukong Biography", which led to many deviations in this "Journey to the West", the Monkey King is no longer willing to travel to the West to learn scriptures, Instead, he stood up and resisted, striving for freedom, equality, and a just life. He even boldly shouted, "The sky wants to crush me, a stick breaks the sky, the earth wants to bury me, and one hand cracks the ground. Hero, I am terrified when I hear it", the slogan of the second grade.

In short, this is a book for weirdos, which obviously violates the current values ​​of heroes as the mainstream. It is estimated that after uploading, he will still be scolded out of his brains, but it doesn't matter, he is here to take revenge on the society.

It's a joke, and should be used to pass the time.

Open the book, and the first line is: "It is said that in Aolai country there is a mountain of flowers and fruits, with fragrant flowers and green trees, and there is a rock on the top of the mountain. On this day, strange images abound, and a monkey suddenly burst out of the rock..."

"Not bad."

He re-browsed the content he had coded before, and was very satisfied. He opened a new page, and he had already written about Monkey King making a fuss at the headquarters of the Heroes Association. Slashing with a samurai sword, electric shock from Lightning Lightning, strangulation by trembling tornadoes, burning people transformed by devils, strafing by Gatling of Death, poisoning by Venerable Odor, etc. However, without exception, no one can hurt everyone. The great sage of heaven.

suck!

He grabbed the melon soda and took a sip to quench his thirst. He stared at the computer screen, thinking about the next plot.

"Successful!"

Seeing that King had already drank the honeydew soda, the group leader and others clenched their fists and applauded secretly. Now they just waited for King to die from the poison.

"Haha, you stupid bastards, I have already practiced the indestructible body of a diamond, chopping with axes and knives, electric shocks and fires, deadly poisons have no effect on me..."

After he pondered for a while, he tapped his fingers on the keyboard while speaking in a low voice.

"???"

The group leader and the others froze, their minds full of question marks.

"King, king is mocking us?"

They secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, their bodies trembling slightly for no reason.

"Calm down!"

The head of the group cautiously whispered, "Don't worry, if we were exposed, I'm afraid the king would have killed us long ago. Do you think we have something to do? Stay calm."

"Wait a minute, Captain, is there something wrong with the poison? Logically speaking, the poison sees blood and seals the throat, and the onset only takes a few seconds. Why did the king not die from the poison after so long?"

The courier wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"this……"

The head hesitated a little.

"King won't be as he said he is the indestructible body of King Kong?"

He thought desperately, the indestructible body of King Kong also includes invulnerability to all poisons!

"That's right, that's right, I just like to see your desperate expressions..."

King clattered and typed, describing the scene where the Monkey King mocked the horror of the heroes.

The leader and the others trembled.

"Head, we are indeed exposed, shall we retreat?"

The courier almost cried.

The group leader gritted his teeth and said, "Wait another five minutes, maybe... maybe King's physique is too strong, so the effect of the medicine is delayed..."

"Captain, the king has stood up!"

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