One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

“Huh? Why is there so much kelp here? Chu Bai looked at the large pile of kelp placed in front of Saitama’s house, and couldn’t help but be curious.

“This, haha, is because, supermarket specials, right. That’s why I bought so much kelp! Saitama scratched his head and laughed, but no matter how he looked at it, he had a feeling of weakness.

“Supermarket specials? However, it is still rare to see special prices such as kelp! You’re in luck! Saitama! ”

“Of course, haha, haha!”

Squeak, the door opened, Genos walked in, looked at a room of kelp, and couldn’t help frowning: “Saitama-sensei, there is actually a question about eating kelp to grow hair, it’s fake!” Even if you eat all the kelp, you still won’t grow hair! ”

“…… Shut up! I’m bald, I’m going to be bald for the rest of my life! ”

At the table, Chu Bai and Genos ate rice and fish. Saitama, on the other hand, was munching on a pot of kelp there.

“Is kelp hard to eat? A stick of kelp that hasn’t been eaten for so long? Don’t force yourself for long hair! Chu Bai looked at Saitama and couldn’t help but ask with a smile.

“Shut up! All because these kelp are too chewy, how to chew it can’t be chewed! ”

“Don’t you two try these kelps?”

“Don’t, absolutely not!”

Chu Bai then threw a stone and smashed a strange man to death. Saitama’s words are still looking for tasks everywhere.

“I said Saitama! In fact, you just need to do the tasks I introduced to you every week, where do you need to run around all day by yourself! Looking up at the dazzling sunlight, Chu Bai felt physically and mentally comfortable.

“Shut up! What kind of tasks are you bastards looking for me! Bastard! Saitama cursed at Chu Bai.

“Gollum…”

“Oops, upset stomach! I’m going to the toilet, the toilet. Got it! Saitama quickly found a toilet with his stomach in his hands, and quickly got into it.

“Speaking of going to the toilet, my stomach is a little uncomfortable!”

……

A moment later, Chu Bai’s face was refreshed: “I really feel very comfortable!” ”

“I, I, I still want, have to wait! Damn, it must be kelp, kelp problem …”

“Got a problem? No way! Even if it is a supermarket sale, there is generally no problem! ”

“It wasn’t bought in the supermarket at all, I met a kelp weirdo, and then I plucked these kelp from him!”

Chu Bai listened to Saitama’s words, and was speechless for a while.

“No wonder you have a stomach, can you eat the things on the weirdo’s body casually? Ah, out of paper. Saitama, throw me that little bit of paper! ”

“Haha, Chu Bai, your luck is very weak! When I went to the toilet, there was no paper. Hahaha… Ah, I don’t have any paper on my side…”

……

“Damn it! There was no paper! What can I do about this! Saitama roared madly.

“If you don’t wait, wait, maybe someone will come over and ask someone to help!”

“That’s all…”

Ten minutes passed… A quarter of an hour passed … Half an hour passed… An hour passed….

“Ah, no one came in at all!”

“After all, this place is a bit remote!”

……

“So what should we do now?”

“I do have a few pieces of paper on me…”

“Really? Hurry up and get it! ”

“It’s sandpaper!”

“Sandpaper?”

“These sandpapers are used when I draw comics, to polish pencils…”

……

“Saitama, these sandpapers, just give them to you!” Chu Bai said, handing it to Saitama’s toilet from below.

“I, I, I don’t have to!” Saitama looked at the sandpaper in his hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

“Don’t let me get the paper for you when I go out.”

“No, it won’t be so ruthless, you, are you going to use these sandpapers?”

“Don’t you have to do it?”

Rustle….

Saitama listened to the sound of friction next door, and a cold sweat broke out on his shiny head. The last gritted teeth and fought!

“Chu Bai can use it, why can’t I!” Saitama gritted his teeth, and then…

After a while, Saitama shuangtui came out of the toilet with a tight grip, walking with very small steps, and his movements were very slow, even if he walked like this, he needed to support the wall.

“Huh? Chu Bai!!! You guy, you didn’t use sandpaper at all? Saitama came out of the toilet room and found that Chu Bai’s toilet room was still rustling, and Chu Bai did not come out at all.

“Huh? Saitama, you guy, shouldn’t you just use sandpaper? It’s very tender there! ”

“You bastard…”

“I’m rubbing all the grit off the sandpaper…”

Hearing Chu Bai’s words, Saitama was stunned, as if, as if sandpaper, it was okay, it could grind the gravel down. It’s just that he gave … Forgot.

“But if you think about it, sandpaper or something, it’s still not suitable!” By the way, I forgot, I still have my phone with me! You can call Genos and ask him to bring the toilet paper! ”

“Toot toot… Is it Genos? I’m Chu Bai! Please send a test volume over, thank you! ”

Saitama’s eyes widened, and his whole body twitched: “Abominable, abominable Chu Bai.” I’m going to kill you!” ”

Saitama wanted to rush over to teach Chu Bai a lesson, but as soon as he took a step, his face changed, and then he lay on the ground with a painful face.