Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

On the way back to the base, Meng Chao and Lin Chuan chatted a lot. They talked about the teachers with different characteristics in elementary school, and they talked about the secret base of the boys behind the teaching building. There was a gorilla-like graffiti there, which was drawn by Lin Chuan himself. , the painting is the vicious Principal Li.

This discovery made Meng Chao scream again, and told Lin Chuan that the graffiti had caused him a lot of trouble.

Thinking back when he found this graffiti in the secret base, he thought it was very similar to Principal Li, so he added an arrow next to it and wrote the word "Principal Li". It was drawn by him, which caused him to write a 5,000-word self-criticism, reflect on the whole school at the Monday morning meeting, and suffer a severe beating from his father when he returned home.

Lin Chuan laughed out loud again.

The cry of the pig also fascinated the girls from the medical university again.

The two chatted about the grocery store and food stalls in front of the primary school, about Lei Zongchao, who was very popular at that time, and the painted models of various super beasts, and about a street food—fried lizard meat Skewers are to disembowel the whole lizard, clean the internal organs, then fill it with minced earthworm meat, and fry it in a frying pan. The aroma is like a fist, which makes people unable to stand.

"Do you remember that there was a Grandpa Wang whose fried lizard meat skewers were the most delicious. As soon as he started working at three or four o'clock in the afternoon, the children who hadn't finished school almost didn't want to practice. It is said that he has a secret method that can find the most Sweet and plump earthworms, anyway, are different from others." Meng Chao said while swallowing his saliva.

"Why don't you remember, when I was in elementary school, I liked this one the most."

Lin Chuan said, "Thinking about it now, hygiene is really unhygienic, but delicious food is really delicious. I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it. I am in the depths of the wilderness, and I have been on the verge of extinction several times. The only thought in my heart is that I can't Die, I have to go back to the gate of the primary school to eat a bunch of fried lizard meat skewers!"

"Yeah?"

Meng Chao's eyes lit up, and he said, "Then next time Brother Lin has the opportunity to go back to his hometown, I will definitely treat you to eat——Now that Grandpa Wang is getting old and not in good health, he goes out to the stall for two hours every day after elementary school. But I have his contact information, and I know you're going, so what's wrong with him, he will prepare a luxurious meal for you!"

"Why do you have a chance? I'm still living in Tianxiyuan. If we have time, we can go to see Lao Wangtou together. We can also go back to the primary school to visit the head teacher and Chinese teacher. I don't know if Principal Li has retired. If we can meet He, I must be honest—I drew that graffiti, but your 5,000-word review is not in vain, why did you add his name, hahahaha!"

Lin Chuan laughed heartily.

Meng Chao also laughed, and was a little surprised: "You still live in Tianxiyuan?"

With the realm of one of the youngest heavenly realm powerhouses in Linchuan Dragon City, and the identity of an Internet celebrity, even if he is not a veteran powerhouse like "Soul Breaker" Luo Wu, he can live in the "Dragon City No. 1" class. Top-level luxury houses, in several new development zones, have a set of large flats of more than 160 square meters, the kind of "high-end residences, humanistic mansions", it should not be a big problem, why do you still live in public rental housing?

"Someone has advised me to move out and find a better and bigger place, which is more convenient for socializing and working. neighbors in the neighborhood."

Lin Chuan smiled and said, "Besides, I'm thinking, the monster war is still going on now, there is no guarantee that someday there will be more and more powerful monsters will rush into Dragon City and kill our Tianfuyuan and Tianxiyuan.

"Those mansions, high-end residences, and talent apartments are well equipped with defense facilities, have their own main battle tanks and senior experts, so naturally they don't worry about monsters invading.

"But in public rental housing communities like ours, there are only a few strong people. If we become prosperous, we can't wait to move away, leaving only the old, weak, sick and disabled. If monsters really invade the home, who will protect them? ?”

These words made Meng Chao stand in awe.

Rebirth gave birth to a sense of sympathy and sympathy, and the hero sees the same thing.

Of course, the current him is still far from Lin Chuan, and he still has to work hard to keep up with his idol!

"It's a pity that I stay in the depths of the wilderness all year round. Even if I return to Dragon City, I will either recuperate in the hospital or go to the Chaofan Tower for further study. I rarely go home to live. From what you said, I should go back and see the past if I have a chance. People..." Lin Chuan said with a smile.

The two chatted all the way and found countless things in common. When they returned to the base, their relationship was so strong that they wanted to kowtow to the ground and ask for help on the spot.

"Griffon" Li Yingzi was waiting for them at the gate of the base with a dark face.

As soon as they met, they first scolded Meng Chao, saying that he had become more and more daring recently, disorganized and undisciplined, and often ran around under the guise of poor vision and poor communication in the depths of the fog. Where to drill, today is even more obsessed with ghosts, even dare to provoke the ghost fire dragon that lives on the blood pattern flower.

At the last moment, if Lin Chuan hadn't arrived in time, what would have happened, how would I explain to his mentor Gu Jianbo?

After scolding for a full three minutes, Meng Chao was about to be scolded into the cracks of the ground. Suddenly, he changed the subject and focused his firepower on Lin Chuan, saying that he had just been seriously injured in the Tombstone Forest and that he came back to the Suixing Lake area. The wounded, how could he lose control of his legs and run around after only one day in the field hospital? I really think that there are no hell beasts in the Broken Star Lake area, so he can run amok, don't you?

Li Yingzi was the exclusive tutor of Lin Chuan University.

The teacher-student relationship between the two is closer than others.

Li Yingzi became even more unscrupulous when she scolded, and she didn't give the Internet celebrities any face.

Meng Chao gradually understood Lin Chuan's situation from the furious reprimands of the wind and rain. It turned out that during a hunting mission deep in the forest of tombstones, he single-handedly beheaded three fifth-level hell beasts "multi-headed fire" "Snake Lizard", rescued two comrades-in-arms, but his internal organs were eroded by fire and poison, and he was still suffering from the pain of being burned by the flames.

"Brother Lin, you..."

Meng Chao really didn't expect that Lin Chuan, who had defeated the blood-colored rat tide just now, and talked and laughed happily with him, was actually in a state of inflammation and poison, and was in extreme pain.

What a terrifying willpower!

With a move in his heart, Meng Chao took advantage of Li Yingzi's cursing for five minutes in one breath, and when he stopped to take a break, he said quickly, "Brother Lin, do you know that the 'Hydraulus' is a hellish beast with very strong desires?" Sometimes, they can't find a partner to mate with, so they will use some ordinary lizard or snake monsters to vent their anger, and poke a honeycomb-like hole in these poor monsters.

"So, if we occasionally encounter some reptile monsters with honeycomb-like holes in their corpses in the wilderness, it is likely that there are 'multiple-headed salamanders' nearby, so we must be more vigilant."

"..."

Lin Chuan and Li Yingzi looked at each other, not understanding why Chu Ge said such... weird little knowledge.

Above Meng Chao's field of vision, there was a strange fire shining, and two lines of small characters appeared:

[Elite citizen Li Yingzi was inspired by you, and her knowledge of survival in the wilderness has increased, contribution value +1]

[Quasi-heroic citizen Lin Chuan was inspired by you, and his knowledge of survival in the wilderness has increased, contribution value +3]

"Sure enough, quasi-heroic citizen!"

Meng Chao's heart was beating wildly.

He knew that Lin Chuan, the "crying god of death", was definitely not something in the pool, and another "quasi-heroic citizen" appeared.

In the memory of his previous life, there was not much news about Lin Chuan's later life. Meng Chao felt that with his desperate fighting style, he might have fallen in this battle.

In this life, Meng Chao secretly vowed that he must change the fate of his idol so that he can survive this battle safely and continue to shine on the road to the rise of Dragon City.

"Brother Lin, if your internal organs are injured, if you have a chance, you can try our ultimate flow cultivation method."

Thinking of this, Meng Chao boasted, "Our Extreme Stream majors in 1024 branches. We can moisten your internal organs in a silent way, remove inflammation and poison, and promote the healing of dark wounds. The effect is really good."

"OK!"

Originally thought that Lin Chuan would hesitate in the face of a brand-new cultivation method.

Unexpectedly, he agreed without hesitation, and was even willing to join the 1024 project to further explore how to construct a brand-new cultivation system for those who are strong in the heavenly realm.

If it is determined to be effective, he is also willing to use his status as an Internet celebrity to promote extreme streaming in live classes, circle of friends and social platforms.

"Brother Lin, you are too righteous!"

Meng Chao was overjoyed.

"You and I are our own people who were taught by a primary school head teacher. If I don't help you, who else can I help? Besides, your tutor Gu Jianbo is not an outsider. Back then, he often invited me to drink and eat. When I was most difficult, he often I still know such a simple truth as helping me, the kindness of a drop of water, and the spring of water." Lin Chuan said with a smile.

"Why?"

Meng Chao was puzzled, "Why did Mr. Gu treat you to dinner?"

Lin Chuan coughed a few times and pulled Meng Chao aside.

He whispered: "At that time, Teacher 'Griffin' Li Yingzi was just a fledgling, and she was still an unknown rookie in the teaching circle. No one wanted to choose her as her exclusive tutor. , became her disciple.

"Then, isn't your Teacher Gu Jianbo and our Teacher Li Yingzi... have an extraordinary relationship? There seems to be some conflict between the two of you. Teacher Li doesn't like to talk to Teacher Gu. I just happened to be the only male student of Teacher Li in that class. Teacher Gu often invites me to dinner, inquires about Teacher Li's news, and I come and go, so I get acquainted.

"By the way, how is the relationship between Mr. Li and Mr. Gu now? Are they getting back together?"

"Um……"

Meng Chao thought for a while and said in a low voice, "It's hard to say, anyway, at school, they fight all the time in the middle of the night."