Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 98 Zhou Du: Can I handle it? System: You might hiccup

Chapter 98 Zhou Du: Can I bear it? System: You might burp!

Zhou Du was stunned.

Did Heaven and Earth really fight against the infected back then?

Then, everything stopped?

"What exactly is an infected person?"

Zhou Du frowned and asked.

"Ding, an infected person is an infected person."

The system responded.

Zhou Du: "..."

Having said so much is all nonsense.

"System, let's go!"

Zhou Du yawned.

Before coming out, I had informed the underworld that I, the Great Emperor Fengdu, was in seclusion.

Therefore, at least for a few hundred years, the underworld will still be running smoothly.

"Ding, please host choose the world!"

The system sound sounded.

Zhou Du was immediately startled, "System, don't scare me. Has your time limit come?"

System: "(；￣д￣)"

Your time has come.

Tongzi, I am in my prime in the Spring and Autumn Period, and it should not be difficult for me to survive until the collapse of all the heavens and realms.

"You used to find worlds at random. This time, you actually asked me to choose a world?"

Zhou Du said in disbelief, "Why do I not believe it so much?"

"Ding, Tongzi wants to whip you!"

The system snorted coldly, "If you want to become the Immortal Sanzhan Dao, Tongzi can indeed help you cultivate directly..."

"But, how long have you been practicing?"

The system asked rhetorically.

Zhou Du stretched out his fingers and counted, "It's only a few years."

"Ding, everything the host has is given by Tongzi, but in the next step, the host will become an immortal and no longer a mortal!"

"This step requires you, the host, to settle it!"

"The road to spiritual practice has two thresholds."

"The first one is to transform from mortal to immortal!"

"The second one is Daluo Jinxian!"

The system continued.

"Okay, got it!"

Zhou Du interrupted the system and said, "We have read so many novels and know what you mean. The world of mortals can refine your heart!"

"After refining your heart, I will escape from the mortal world and become an immortal!"

"As for Daluo Jinxian..."

"It's still far away from me, let's wait until the time comes!"

Zhou Du yawned, "But the system, I want to ask you..."

"You are an unorthodox system, and we are an unorthodox person!"

"Are you sure that training one's mind in the world of mortals is useful?"

"No matter how hard you practice, I'll still be a joke when riding a horse!"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

"Ding, just keep your heart!"

The system said, "No one stipulates what a master looks like, what a Daluo Jinxian looks like... everyone has his or her own look."

"You just have to keep your heart!"

The system explained something.

Zhou Du nodded to indicate he understood.

That is to say, I just need to keep my funny style!

"Ding, so the host should choose the high-level world or the low-level world?"

The system asked with a smile.

"I go to enjoy life, so naturally I go to the world of technology!"

"Find me a world similar to Earth."

Zhou Du yawned, "Anyway, I have gold, so go enjoy life!"

"Ding, fulfill the host's wish!"

The system said something.

Zhou Du's figure disappeared.

He is going to enjoy life.

In a certain world.

This world is very similar to the earth, it can be said that it is exactly the same.

But it's a little worse than the world before he came.

Smartphones had not yet appeared, and it was probably in the early 2000s.

Zhou Du asked which world it was, and the system casually said, "You are here to experience life."

Why do you care so much?

Let's not mess around this time.

Zhou Du nodded decisively after listening to the system's words.

The system is right.

We have come to this mortal world to refine our hearts and keep our true intentions.

So, why bother doing so much?

Zhou Du found a black market and exchanged some of his gold.

Don't ask where the black market is, the author doesn't know either.

As a result, he became a rich man.

In this era, it's not like it was before he time traveled, and most people still use cash.

The days pass by little by little.

until one day……

Zhou Du walked out of an all-night bar for tourists.

He glanced down at his watch.

"Tongzi, you said the only benefit of cultivating immortality is that you can sleep less!"

"can……"

"You will be numb when you sleep, but you will be happy when you wake up!"

Zhou Du walked on the road with a smile and said to the system in his heart.

system:"……"

It's up to you to do whatever you want.

Anyway, I only limit you to one.

"Tongzi, I have been keeping my body like a jade, who am I waiting for?"

Zhou Du yawned and looked at a church in front of him.

The midnight lights of the city pass through the transparent curtain wall of this huge glass building, faintly revealing the internal structure.

"Ding, do you want to waste Yuanyang on people in bars and nightclubs?"

The system said speechlessly, "Just wait and see if you find the right one."

Zhou Du: "..."

"Why are you crying in the middle of the night?"

Zhou Du tilted his head. In front of Wangfujing Catholic Church, dawn was approaching and the sky was pale.

A man in his thirties was sitting on the ground.

He suddenly covered his face with his hands and started crying.

Zhou Du: "..."

Alas, adults often collapse in an instant.

He came to this world, but within just two months, he missed the real world a little bit.

"Hahaha, another one was knocked down!"

Suddenly, a burst of wild laughter came.

The man was tall and thick-set, with a sinewy face. He was wearing a dirty leather jacket and smelled like cigarette smoke.

He stood behind the crying man and laughed.

The crying man looked up, still looking desperate.

The man patted the crying man and handed him a car key, "I parked my car at Dongdankou. I was a little late and asked the traffic police to tow him away."

"What's going on, brother, can't you bear it anymore?"

"Dr. Wang Miao, I told you that you can't do it, but you still pretended to have six toes."

The man laughed, lit a cigarette and went out.

The man named Wang Miao shook his head and took a few puffs of cigarette, "You won't understand."

"Tch, I just understand it too well!"

The man shook his head and said, "Let's go, I'll treat you to a meal!"

"Da Shi, I don't want to eat!"

Wang Miao shook his head.

"Then I'll treat you to a drink!" Da Shi pulled Wang Miao over.

Zhou Du: "..."

The plot seems a bit familiar.

"Tongzi..."