Noisy, unscrupulous system

"real?"

In a certain place, Zhou Du stood in front of a cave and asked.

"Ding, it's true!"

"Tongzi is so willful!"

"As long as the host dares to swallow it, I will directly strengthen the system for you!"

The system said, "If you say fool around, then fool around! However, you must follow the system mechanism of issuing tasks and giving rewards."

Zhou Du rubbed his hands and said, "Hey hey hey, then go swallow Fire Qilin's blood."

"Ding, the host's current identity is the First Emperor Ying Zheng!"

The system spoke.

Zhou Du: "..."

"Tongzi, find someone else!"

Zhou Du said, "I don't have the power and domineering attitude of Brother Zheng, I'm just a funny guy!"

"Ding, you can imagine the First Emperor played by teacher Li Xuejian!"

The system said.

Zhou Du: "..."

Can you find a prototype for every funny character?

That is the most controversial Shi Huangdi.

Speaking of which, my favorite is the young Ying Zheng played by Weng Feiran.

I worked a summer job and was remembered until now.

At first glance, he has a face that unites the world.

He said his personality was lively...

So lively!

This liveliness directly destroyed the six countries.

And Ying Zheng, played by Mr. Xuejian, gives people a crazy and funny feeling.

"Okay, I understand!"

Zhou Du shrugged, "I'm just afraid that people will scold me!"

system:"……"

"May I ask this system, is this world a TV series, comic, or novel?"

Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, comics!"

The system said, "But you have to remember that the author said that novels are used to complete comics, so as long as it is a comic, it must be a completed world!"

Zhou Du: "..."

A world where fourteen-year-old Nie Feng's speed exceeds the speed of sound, and fifteen-year-old Nie Feng's speed exceeds twice the speed of sound?

The world where Mr. Guan Yu slashed out with his sword, surpassing the speed of light and destroying a city. It was called Love in a Fallen City?

"What about the system, that... demigod, Sun Tathagata, etc.?"

Zhou Du asked cautiously.

"Ding, we have them all!"

The system responded.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

Are you sure I can handle it now?

"Ding, don't worry, it's ok!"

The system transformed into an image of an Erha, holding up its paws to determine whether it was OK, and appeared in Zhou Du's mind.

Zhou Du: "..."

I think you despise me!

"Ding, host, let's go!"

The system chuckled.

Zhou Du took a deep breath and stared at the cave ahead.

The current world is in turmoil!

Current location: Lingyun Cave!

Zhou Du got into Lingyun Cave. He activated Magneto's ability and sensed the changes in the cave.

Walking along the increasingly drier and hotter places.

After walking for who knows how long, Zhou Du saw a patch of vines.

There are fruits like small tomatoes growing on the vines, still glowing faintly red.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand to grab it, a fruit fell, and he stuffed it directly into his mouth.

It melts in the mouth, turning into a burning breath, and then blends into Zhou Du's body.

"Ding, the host needs a hammer!"

The system said, "This thing has no effect on you."

Zhou Du: "..."

When you come to Fengyun World, you have to try Blood Bodhi!

Zhou Du continued to stroll, the temperature in front of him was getting higher and higher, and there was a steaming fire.

A monster was lying on the ground with its eyes closed, seemingly sleeping peacefully.

The dragon's head, bull's eyes, and purple-gold antlers were surrounded by a layer of flames, and the air sizzled under the burning flames.

The fiery red scales are like armor, surrounded by fire, giving people an illusion of power...

There is a scale missing from the neck, which must have been missing after being stabbed by Duanlang's ancestor.

"Fire Qilin!"

Seeing the legendary beast, Zhou Du was also a little excited. He stepped forward and patted the fire unicorn on the head.

Huo Qilin didn't even open his eyes, shook his head and continued to sleep.

Zhou Du: I’ll go, are you looking down on me so much?

You had no defense at all after you went to bed. How did you survive until now?

Zhou Du smiled slightly, then clenched his fist and slammed it down!

Bang!

Fire Qilin's head was hit directly on the ground, and with a bang, a big pit appeared on the ground!

"roar??"

Fire Qilin raised his head in confusion and roared!

"I made you look down on me!"

"Are you convinced of riding a horse?"

Zhou Du held down Huo Qilin's head and pressed it to the ground again!

Then he hit him with a bastard punch!

"Are you convinced? Are you convinced? Are you convinced?"

Zhou Du howled.

Fire Qilin:(o_o)??

Who is this person?

I'm sleeping well, what are you doing?

You bully me!

"Are you so stubborn?"

Zhou Du overturned the Fire Qilin, then grabbed the Fire Qilin's tail and used the legendary Hulk's attack on Loki.

What a weak god.

Hulk swings!

Zhou Du grabbed the fire unicorn's tail and swung it from east to west, from south to north.

The fire unicorn was dizzy and dizzy, and the whole unicorn was completely confused.

"Are you convinced? Are you convinced?"

Zhou Du howled.

Fire Qilin: "..."

How do you want me to answer?

I am Fire Qilin, I can’t speak!

Are there still laws of heaven and law?

I was sleeping well at home, and this person came up and beat me!

You still ask me if I am convinced? I am a ghost like you!

I am Fire Qilin, I can’t speak!

Moreover, if you hold my throat, I can’t even roar!

"What a tough fire unicorn!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, grabbed the fire unicorn and smashed it to the ground.

Boom boom boom!

The ground shook, and the entire Lingyun Cave seemed to collapse.

Fire Qilin:o(╥﹏╥)o

Zhou Du: What a fire unicorn!

Really tough!

It’s okay to look down on me. I beat you into what you are now, and you didn’t say a word?

Huo Qilin, you are a man!

Fire Qilin: Woohoo!

I am just a little unicorn who has not yet reached adulthood. Why should I go through such pain?

Woo woo woo...

"Ding, what...has the host ever considered that Fire Qilin can't speak?"

"Moreover, every time Fire Qilin wants to scream, you grab his throat..."

For the first time, the system said something for Huo Qilin.

Zhou Du: "..."

Okay, it's my fault.

However, you asked me to drink blood, so I have to conquer the fire unicorn.

"Are you convinced?"

Zhou Du let go of Fire Qilin and smiled slightly.

Huo Qilin looked at Zhou Du with aggrieved expression and whined.

"Well, you don't mind if I drink some of your blood, right?"

Zhou Du said gently.

The fire unicorn roared and shook its head, retreating crazily.

Zhou Du narrowed his eyes and pulled out the Blue Thunder Sword with a clang.

Fire Qilin: "..."

With a plop, Huo Qilin fell down.

You can drink it. As long as it doesn't kill me, you can do whatever you want.

Zhou Du came to Huo Qilin with a smile, stared at the area without scales, and then slashed it with his sword.

Fire Qilin's blood dripped down.

Zhou Du raised the fire unicorn, opened his mouth, and the blood fell and flowed into his mouth.

Protected by spiritual energy, Zhou Du could not be burned by the burning blood.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for swallowing the blood of Fire Qilin and raising his cultivation level to the first level of Taiqing Realm!"

The system sound sounded.

Zhou Du: The system is still awesome.

Can you improve your cultivation by swallowing this bit of blood?

cannot!

This is just a system task reward mechanism!

The system is still awesome!