Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 338 Taishang Laojun: Look at the aliens, look at the flying saucers, look at Tathagata!

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 338 Taishang Laojun: Look, aliens, look at flying saucers, look at...Tathagata!

Sun Wukong shook his head, "May I ask Yang Jian and Yang Erlang, what are you thinking?"

"And the Jade Emperor, come, come, come..."

"Let's talk about the things you don't have!"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows.

"Look, aliens!"

When Yang Jian was about to speak, Taishang Laojun pointed to the sky.

Yang Jian turned his head subconsciously.

Zhou Du and others also turned their heads subconsciously.

After Yang Jian turned around, he felt bad the next second...

really……

Bang!

The diamond hit him on the head.

Yang Jian stumbled and almost fainted...

The Jade Emperor kicked Yang Jian out, and then pulled out the three-pointed two-edged gun.

"Grandma's bear, dare to poke me in the waist?"

The Jade Emperor grabbed the three-pointed two-edged spear and stabbed Yang Jian!

when!

The Golden Cudgel stopped me!

"Quack, interesting, interesting!"

Sun Wukong leaned on the golden hoop and laughed crazily.

"Laojun, aliens and aliens... you are an alien!"

"Five hundred years ago, you deceived me like this and smashed my head with a diamond!"

"Five hundred years later, you smashed Yang Jian's head again!"

"Can you try another way to deceive me?"

Sun Wukong chuckled and pulled Yang Jian up.

Yang Jian stretched out his hand to grab it, and the three-pointed and two-edged gun fell into his hand.

The Jade Emperor covered his waist and gnawed on the peach, "Sun Wukong, this is my family's business, you are meddling too much!"

"Haha, Lao Sun, look at Yang Jianshuang!"

Sun Wukong pointed his golden cudgel at the Jade Emperor with a cold expression.

"monkey!"

Yang Jian waved his hand and looked at the Jade Emperor.

"What else do you want to say?" Jade Emperor snorted.

"Killing people and setting fires with golden belts, repairing bridges and repairing roads, but no corpses."

Yang Jian said calmly, "For so many years, I have long wanted to resist!"

"I look at the pain in the world and I am powerless to help."

"You said...be your dog!"

"This way, I can see my mother!"

"So, I became your dog!"

"Then, I pressed my sister into Huashan..."

"Your niece, Yang Chan, is too simple and kind."

"She loves helping people!"

"Her eyes are always so pure!"

"I pressed her into Huashan, and she just looked at me quietly."

"Her eyes are pure and have no hatred. She always believes in it!"

Yang Jian rubbed his eyebrows.

"She believes that her closest relatives will not harm her!"

Yang Jian sighed, "I said..."

"Stay alive!"

"Live until the day the Lord God dies, live until the day everything is annihilated!"

"When the time comes, you can do what you want to do."

"I stopped everything, put on a fake smile, and became your dog!"

"But uncle..."

"I'm tired!"

"I thought... I could endure everything for my third sister and my mother."

"But I found that I still can't bear the loneliness!"

Yang Jian laughed and said, "So, if I poke you in the waist today, I will also rebel today!"

"Who do you call me Lao Tzu?"

Taishang Laojun snorted coldly, "I am the one who is the master!"

"I am willing to call you Lao Tzu!"

Yang Jian snorted coldly, "Can the monkey and I join forces to overthrow your heaven?"

"Look, flying saucer!"

Taishang Laojun suddenly pointed to the sky again.

Everyone was indifferent.

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Why doesn't it work?

Yang Jian: "..."

You were fooled once and you still want me to be fooled?

"Look, Tathagata!"

Taishang Laojun pointed to the sky again!

There was still no reaction from anyone.

What a fool!

Bang!

Two golden palms fell from the sky, sending Sun Wukong and Yang Jian flying away.

Then, two palms held the two of them.

A giant golden Buddha appears in the sky.

"Jade Emperor, you can't do it either!"

Tathagata smiled and said, "I am still the best in the West!"

"Look, I've brought all the power from the West here!"

Tathagata smiled slightly and saw countless people appearing behind him.

Arhat, Bodhisattva, Bhikkhu, Vajra...

The whole western sky seems to be here!

Jade Emperor: "..."

I can see it!

You want to take this opportunity to seize my heaven!

Tathagata, you are dreaming!

unless……

Food and accommodation included!

Zhou Du stretched his waist.

"Is it time for you to take action?"

Jin Chanzi asked in surprise.

Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at Tianwaitian.

In the original plot, Sun Wukong pierced the sky and almost burned down the heaven.

Actually, what I want most is...

Lure those guys back from Tianwai!

It's a pity that those guys have always been indifferent.

In this case, then...

Destroy Lingshan with one sword!

Cut down the heaven with one sword!

Then, kill him to the outer world.

Nuwa, Sanqing...

hehe!

The multicolored stone patching up the sky means refining human beings into multicolored stones and nailing them to the sky for eternity, right?

Eternal life and no reincarnation!

Sanqing...

Um, is this in the original plot?

"Ding, there is a God of War!"

The system said.

Zhou Du: "..."

Sanqing in God of War...

Well, the Sanqing here is very messy!

Here, the prehistoric saying continues.

Sanqing is the disciple of Patriarch Hongjun!

Ancestor Hongjun, the first great ancient god in the universe, discovered the spiritual essence and gained a deeper understanding of the universe. After spending tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands of years, he hid in the void and fully understood the mystery of the spiritual essence, approaching the origin of the universe.

.

Sanqing is his disciple.

Ancestor Hongjun didn't do anything bad. Since the divine tribulation of heaven and earth, no one has seen Ancestor Hongjun again.

It is said that Patriarch Hongjun has achieved greatness and will never appear again unless the destruction of the universe is imminent.

One of the Three Pure Ones, the Moral God, follows the path of "cultivation" derived from Hongjun's understanding of the spiritual aggregates, and uses human spiritual aggregates to support himself.

After the Divine Tribulation of Heaven and Earth, Daode Tianzun took the opportunity to disperse his physical body, successfully overcome the calamity with his soul, and transformed into Taishang Laojun.

When Yuanshi Tianzun was born, he was wrapped in a huge cocoon. Later, the cocoon broke open and broke free, opening up a new world.

The world that was transformed from the remains of the Great Cocoon later became the place where Taishang Laojun exiled the traitors of the Gods. This world later became the mortal world.

Therefore, Yuanshi Tianzun also has another name...Pangu.

Yuanshi Tianzun learned the essence of "thunder" from his spiritual essence, and later passed all the thunder methods of heaven and earth to his son Shen Lei Zhenwang, and ordered him to establish the Shen Lei Jade Mansion to take charge of the rules of heaven.

In the same way, support yourself with the human soul.

After the Divine Tribulation of Heaven and Earth, Yuanshi Tianzun went to Tianwaitian and handed over power to Taishang Laojun.

After Lingbao Tianzun was born, he claimed to have experienced ninety-nine billions of kalpas. He rarely appeared in his true form, but instead took on different forms and wandered between heaven and earth, making people unpredictable.

Lingbao Tianzun was very disgusted with the West and almost caused trouble several times.

During the Divine Tribulation of Heaven and Earth, Lingbao Tianzun took advantage of the chaos to plot against the West, and killed hundreds of the Western Gods alone.

After the war, Lingbao Tianzun refused to give up and insisted on razing Xitian.

Then, he was banned by Yuanshi Tianzun and locked up.

This is the only existence among the Three Pure Ones that does not use human spiritual energy to support itself.

Lingbao Tianzun's belief, one step at a time, is to reach the sky!

The heaven, earth and universe are self-sufficient in spirit and do not need support from the human race!

"Golden Chanzi!"

At this time, Tathagata shouted, "Tell me, how do you die?"

Jin Chanzi raised her middle finger, "Eat me if you can!"

Tathagata snorted coldly, "Okay, then I'll fry you, you'll be crispy and fragrant!"

Jin Chanzi: "..."

Still explode?

Eating too much fried food is not good for your health!

Tathagata, how fat have you become!

(End of chapter)