Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 302 Monkey, we didn’t come to Lingshan to play in the gym. Let’s... well, kill them!

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 302 Monkey, we didn’t come to Lingshan to play in the gym. Let’s... well, kill them!

"Hey, great sage!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Since you have joined us, we are brothers!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

If you have the ability, don't threaten me if you ride a horse!

"Heaven is unfair and the earth is unfair. What use is such a world?"

Zhou Du waved his hand, "Great Sage, let's go!"

"You'd better stop calling me the Great Sage, you are the ancient God of War!"

Sun Wukong exhaled, "Just call me Wukong."

Zhou Du nodded, "Okay!"

"Originally, if you didn't agree, I would have killed Qiao Ling'er directly!"

"After all, if Qiao Ling'er quakes, Tathagata will quake!"

"I'm going to kill my grandson!"

Zhou Du chuckled.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Okay, stop talking.

You are deliberately trying to mess with Lao Sun.

understand!

Now that I've boarded your ship, Lao Sun has walked all the way to darkness.

Tathagata, what a piece of shit!

Is the Tathagata comparable to Master, or to Bajie and the others?

Tathagata, go in peace.

In the future, my grandson will set up a tomb for you.

well……

It's not that I don't work hard, it's that the enemy is too powerful.

An old Sun Wutian can still resist, but this ancient war god Xingtian...

If the two of them unite, Lao Sun won't be able to resist at all!

Therefore, I, Lao Sun, had no choice but to join.

"Wukong, the first thing you need to do is improve your cultivation!"

"You are far from the Tathagata!"

Zhou Du smiled calmly.

"How can one improve one's strength so easily?"

Sun Wukong shook his head.

"Easy!"

Zhou Du shook the relics in his hand and said, "Just swallow sixteen relics!"

Sun Wukong: "???"

Let Lao Sun swallow it?

"Go find Zhen Yuanzi!"

"Zhen Yuanzi knows where the sixteen relics are. Just go find them and swallow them!"

Zhou Du yawned, "When the time comes, you will be able to rise to the level of Wutian!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

so what?

You said you can beat the odds.

No matter how promoted I am, I can't defeat you, right?

Zhou Du shrugged.

Sun Wukong ate sixteen relics for the first time, and after dozens of moves, he was pierced through the chest by Wu Tian with a black light sword.

If it weren't for the innate setting that Sun Wukong cannot be killed, I guess Sun Wukong would be dead by then!

But the second time, Sun Wukong and Wu Tian were evenly matched.

This relic is so awesome!

"Besides, after eating sixteen relics..."

"There's no way Tathagata can come back!"

"Other than forcibly awakening, it is simply impossible for him to integrate the power of the sixteen relics!"

Zhou Du chuckled, "Kill two birds with one stone!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sure enough, Lao Sun can't take any advantage from you.

Lao Sun is now your working monkey.

"The emperor takes turns, come to my house next year!"

"It's okay for Wutian to be in charge of the Three Realms, but..."

"There is no shortage of people!"

"He can only find some random demons to help him!"

"After having you, Wutian shouldn't need Heipao and the others!"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows and said, "You can help him kill all his men!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

How about hitting a stick and giving a sweet date?

Or are you asking me to deliberately anger Wutian and let Wutian hack me to death?

What kind of bullshit does the emperor take turns to do...

Lao Sun also said this back then, and then was suppressed by Tathagata.

"Okay, go find Zhen Yuanzi!"

Zhou Du waved his hand, "Then, let's meet in Lingshan!"

Sun Wukong nodded, "Okay!"

Sun Wukong smiled.

You do believe me!

Are you really not afraid that the old grandson will never come back?

Anyway, Lao Sun is not a person who breaks his word!

The two of them turned around and disappeared...

Time flies...

Sun Wukong found Zhen Yuanzi and asked about the whereabouts of the relic!

Qiao Ling'er accompanied the white lotus, eating the marrow and understanding the taste, and had a great time playing.

Zhou Du wandered around, heading west all the way to Lingshan!

About a month passed...

Xitian, Daleiyin Temple.

Dark clouds cover the sky.

A black lotus above seems to be suppressing the entire world.

Zhou Du looked at it quietly and compared it, "I can kill Wutian!"

"Then go and fight!"

A golden light flashed past, and Sun Wukong fell from the sky.

"You came?"

"I am coming!"

"But you shouldn't have come!"

Sun Wukong: "???"

"Didn't you ask Lao Sun to come?"

Sun Wukong was a little confused.

Zhou Du: Damn, can you act?

I planned to play a cologne play with you, but you jumped on the horse and changed your words.

"Go, get up!"

Zhou Du took out the relic and threw it to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong reached out to take it and swallowed it in one gulp.

"Have you swallowed all sixteen relics?"

Zhou Du asked.

Sun Wukong nodded slightly, "This relic contains the cultivation of the ancient Buddha. Old Sun's strength is growing. I'm afraid that it won't be long before he can completely break through!"

Zhou Du nodded, and the two set foot on Lingshan.

"Who is coming?"

In front of the Daleiyin Temple, two Vajras guarded the door and stopped the two of them.

"monster!"

Sun Wukong sneered, grabbed the golden cudgel, and knocked away the two monsters pretending to be King Kong with one blow.

"Then what, we are here as guests, not to compete!"

"Monkey, don't be too impatient!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Sun Wukong: "..."

"What the hell do you dare to come to my spiritual mountain and run wild?"

"Want to die?"

A group of monks rushed out, well, they were also disguised as monsters.

"A monkey, a person, this person is so ugly!"

These monks spoke.

Zhou Du silently raised his head and slapped him down.

These monks simply disappeared into thin air.

Sun Wukong: "..."

What about the one who agreed to be a guest?

Did you say that you should not be too irritable?

You are much more ruthless than Lao Sun.

Zhou Du: Haha!

Dare you say I'm ugly?

How handsome is I?

It's just a little bit worse than the legendary readers.

These monsters have different aesthetic views from humans!

Definitely different!

Zhou Du gritted his teeth and dragged Sun Wukong into the Great Thunder Sound Temple!

"I want to see Wutian!"

Zhou Du shouted loudly, and his voice shook the entire Lingshan Mountain.

"Bold, dare to call Buddha Wutian by his name!"

Another group of people rushed out.

Zhou Du grabbed Sun Wukong's golden cudgel, screamed, and rushed forward!

Sun Wukong: "..."

What about those who agreed not to fight?

Zhou Du screamed and smashed wildly.

Wutian, your idea of ​​changing the Three Realms is very good.

However, the demon under you is not like that!

Basically, there are not many interesting things. They can destroy families at every turn and cannibalize people at every turn...

So, kill!

For your ideas, for you to change the Three Realms...

I'll help you clear up your side first!

I'll kill all your men.

Am I good to you?

Don’t thank me too much!

"Be bold!"

A man in black robe rushed out, "This is Lingshan, you..."

Pfft...

boom!

Zhou Du smashed him to pieces with a stick.

Zhou Du paused.

This seems to be a supporting role.

The black-robed protector under the Wutian Seat.

This is not a good thing, it is a python.

In the original plot, the pursuit of Qiao Ling'er killed countless people along the way.

So, if you die, just die!

I’m sending you to finalize it in advance, so you don’t need to thank me too much!

Black robe: "???"

Am I going to die like this?

Is it a little too hasty?

(End of chapter)