Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 300 Sun Wukong: The Tathagata reincarnated and ran away? Going to pick up girls?

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 300 Sun Wukong: The Tathagata reincarnated and ran away? Going to pick up girls?

In the original plot, Sun Wukong did not doubt Zhu Bajie at first.

Until I found Qiao Ling'er later.

Sun Wukong discovered that Zhu Bajie always wanted to beat Qiao Ling'er to death.

Moreover, he secretly went to give Qiao Ling'er a rake in the middle of the night...

At that time, Sun Wukong suspected that Zhu Bajie was fake.

But now, Sun Wukong really has no doubts.

"What are you lying to? That's a six-eared macaque pretending to be!"

"Wutian resurrected the six-eared macaque!"

Zhou Du chuckled, "What a pity, the six-eared macaque is a bad guy!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

I don’t believe it!

So, I, Old Sun, decided to deceive him!

I, Lao Sun, suspect that you are sowing discord.

At this time, Zhu Bajie, played by the six-eared macaque, flew back again. He howled, "Brother Monkey, kill him!"

Sun Wukong exhaled, "I'm afraid I won't be able to defeat him!"

Six-eared macaque: "..."

No, no?

Sun Wukong, are you scared?

What about the lawless Monkey King back then?

"Brother Monkey, let's work together and keep fighting!"

The six-eared macaque said, "Buddhist relics cannot fall into his hands."

The six-eared macaque also realized at this time that this person was not the same as Wutian.

Moreover, it might also cause trouble for Wutian.

Sun Wukong smiled softly and hit the six-eared macaque with a stick!

The six-eared macaque hurriedly picked up the rake and blocked it, "Brother Monkey, what are you doing?"

"Six-eared macaque, you have been pretending for so long, but do you know where you have exposed your flaws?"

Sun Wukong spoke calmly.

The six-eared macaque was stunned for a moment, then smiled.

"Sun Wukong, you are really smart."

"Where did I show my flaw?"

"I asked myself to pretend to be Zhu Bajie, and I pretended to be exactly the same!"

The six-eared macaque stared at Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Really?

"You just told me!"

Sun Wukong was speechless.

I, Lao Sun, just tried to deceive him, but in the end, I actually deceived him!

The six-eared macaque's face twitched.

Did I admit it to myself when I was riding a horse?

I……

Sun Wukong, you lied to me!

The six-eared macaque took a deep breath, swayed, and transformed into a man in black wearing a hood.

He took off his hood, revealing a face exactly like Sun Wukong.

However, if you look closely, you can see that he has six ears.

"It's really you!"

Sun Wukong exhaled, "Where is the real Bajie?"

"died!"

The six-eared macaque sneered.

"Damn it!"

Sun Wukong raised the golden cudgel.

"Sun Wukong, back then you and I couldn't tell the difference between victory and defeat. Later, we were suppressed by Tathagata and I was beaten to death by you with random sticks!"

"Today~~"

"I want revenge!"

The six-eared macaque shouted loudly.

boom!

Zhou Du instantly appeared behind the six-eared macaque and slapped him on the head.

The six-eared macaque staggered.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Six-eared Macaque: "You mount a horse and sneak attack!"

The six-eared macaque turned around and shouted, "I pretended to be Zhu Bajie just now, but I couldn't use my full strength!"

"but now……"

The six-eared macaque grabbed a red-tasseled gun.

Yes, the six-eared macaques here use guns, not sticks!

"Zhazha!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly and grabbed the red-tasseled gun that was thrust towards him.

Six-eared macaque: "???"

"Even Wutian, I can kill him!"

"Who are you?"

Zhou Du stretched out his hand to grab it, and Sun Wukong's golden cudgel came out of his hand and fell into Zhou Du's hand.

He waved his golden cudgel and hit it directly.

Six-eared Macaque: I block...

Damn it!

boom!

The red tassel gun is broken!

The six-eared macaque was directly knocked away by Zhou Du.

Zhou Du rushed forward, "If you do it again, I'll beat you to death with a stick!"

Zhou Du hit the six-eared macaque on the head with a stick, and then punched him in the stomach.

The six-eared macaque spurted out a mouthful of blood.

Zhou Du grabbed the golden cudgel and smashed it hard.

There was a ruckus...

Six-eared macaque, die!

Zhou Du glanced at him, then slapped him again.

"Enough is enough, they are all dead!"

Sun Wukong shouted.

"I'm afraid he has seventy-two lives."

"So, smash it a little longer."

Zhou Du waved his golden cudgel and struck for half an hour.

Sun Wukong: "..."

They’ve all become meatloaf, and you’re still knocking your ass!

Finally, Zhou Du glanced at the body of the six-eared macaque and nodded slightly.

Well, it won't be resurrected.

Even the soul was knocked to pieces.

Zhou Du casually threw the golden cudgel to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong exhaled, "What happened? Can you tell me?"

"Also, who are you?"

Sun Wukong was full of doubts at this time.

Zhou Du shrugged, "Introduce yourself, I am Tathagata's grandfather!"

Sun Wukong: "???"

Does Tathagata have a grandfather?

"I am Xingtian!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Sun Wukong was stunned, "The ancient god of war, Xing Tian?"

"yes!"

Zhou Du nodded.

"Why is your head still there?"

Sun Wukong stared at Zhou Du's head and asked.

Zhou Du: "..."

"Can you all stop staring at my head?"

"I have a head!"

"I am Xingtian with a head!"

"What? Is there a problem?"

Zhou Du said angrily.

Sun Wukong: "..."

"But Lao Sun doesn't understand why you said you are Tathagata's grandfather?"

Sun Wukong asked.

"You don't know that Tathagata has been reincarnated at all!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Sun Wukong looked confused.

Tathagata reincarnated?

Then who was the Tathagata that Old Sun saw at Lingshan Mountain before?

Sun Wukong's mind turned, and the Tathagata in Lingshan said it was a picture of the future.

Not long ago, King Qin Guang said that the Three Realms were occupied by demons...

Could it be...

"The one from Lingshan is Wutian!"

"My old grandson saw the destruction of Heaven's Spiritual Mountain at first. It was true!"

"Were you deceived by Wutian later?"

Sun Wukong had a flash of inspiration and figured everything out.

"I, Old Sun, understand!"

"Wutian is now in charge of the Three Realms!"

Sun Wukong was very sure, and then sighed, "How powerful is Wutian?"

"He actually controls the three realms."

"Even the Tathagata actually achieved Nirvana and was reincarnated?"

Sun Wukong was a little shocked.

I can't defeat the Tathagata myself, but the Tathagata who cannot be defeated by heaven will reach Nirvana...

Doesn't it mean that Lao Sun is just a scum in front of Wu Tian?

"Well, Tathagata and Wutian can actually be tied!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Sun Wukong: "???"

Can it be a tie, is he reincarnated as Mao Nirvana?

"When Wutian broke into Lingshan, Tathagata directly uttered a bunch of words..."

"Then, I was reincarnated."

Zhou Du told Sun Wukong what happened at the beginning.

Sun Wukong:(￣ー￣)

What the hell?

Wutian attacked Lingshan, and my grandson's master, Tang Seng, also attacked twice.

Ran Deng could not defeat Wu Tian, ​​and then passed away.

This is all normal.

But this guy like Tathagata... ran away without even being beaten?

No, brother, you can at least make a move while riding a horse!

Where is your Tathagata palm that descended from the sky?

What about the palm technique that pressed me into the Five Elements Mountain?

It's easy to say that if you step on the horse, you can use one move and then run away!

You rode your horse and threw away all the people in Lingshan, asking them to carry them, and then you ran away by yourself?

"The Tathagata reincarnated Qiao Ling'er!"

Zhou Du opened his mouth and said, "I was playing in the human world, and when I met Qiao Ling'er, I felt that I was destined to be with him."

"I calculated that the Qiao family will never succeed."

"His whole family will be shattered."

"So, I helped him solve a little problem!"

"He knelt down and called grandpa!"

Zhou Du smoothed his hair in front of his forehead coolly, "Am I handsome?"

Sun Wukong:ヽ(ー_ー)ノ

Can we please stop changing the subject suddenly?

(End of chapter)