Noisy, unscrupulous system

If we look at it from a subjective point of view, for the sake of the common people in the world, why not let Li Shimin hand over the world to Kou Zhong?

Xu Ziling, who valued sex over friends, sold his brother to teach a nun.

Little Xuzi, you won’t do it!

Nuns are not easy to mess with, and nuns who play politics are even more terrifying!

You have done so much, what have you gained?

Shi Zhixuan, the same woman who hooked up with Cihang Prostitute, took Bi Xiuxin home, took her to bed, and gave birth to Shi Qingxuan.

And what about you, Xu Ziling?

I gave away half of my kingdom, but in the end I only held hands.

Didn't even get a kiss.

Don’t you think you’re at a loss?

"Hey hey hey!"

Zhou Du pinched his chin and laughed.

"Evil Emperor, why are you laughing?"

Huanwan came to Zhou Du's room at some unknown time, and trembled when she heard Zhou Du's laughter.

"This is my room, don't run around blindly."

Zhou Du said, "What do you think, you let Xu Ziling become a demon and make the master's concubine Xuan?"

Huanwan: "..."

Evil Emperor, you are so good and bad, I like you so much!

I support it with both hands and feet!

Zhou Du shrugged. In the current plot, Huanwan has not fallen in love with Xu Ziling yet.

So, it should be no problem.

"In the evening, Shi Fei Xuan will come."

Zhou Du smiled slightly, "I will catch Shi Fei Xuan!"

"Please keep an eye on me when the time comes. I'll go to the Dashi Temple!"

Zhou Du stared at Hanhan, stretched out his hand and pointed at Hanhan.

Huanwan's expression changed, "Evil Emperor, you are on me..."

"The Dao Heart Demon Seed Technique, I gave you a demon seed."

"If you run away, I can encourage you even if you are thousands of miles away!"

"When the time comes..."

Zhou Du smiled gently.

"You're going to take my virginity!"

Huanwan was about to cry.

Zhou Du: "????"

What a mess.

Take away Nima’s virginity!

Xiang Yutian, what reputation do you have in the world?

Stealing someone's virginity from thousands of miles away?

Forget it, just think so if you think so.

"Cihang Prostitute House must be abolished!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Huanwan nodded and suddenly paused.

Nv Zhi Nv Zhai??

Evil Emperor, you are indeed your old man, the description is really apt.

"Evil Emperor, can you really defeat Cihang Jingzhai?"

Huanwan asked.

"Buddhism, you just need to practice Buddhism!"

"Buddhism practices martial arts, what does that mean?"

"So, they just need to eat fast and chant Buddha's name!"

Zhou Du smiled, while Huanwan shivered.

"What a pity, there is no He's Bi!"

"Otherwise, just bring out all the demons and monsters in the world, and then, hey hey hey!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Huanwan: "..."

Evil Emperor, can I curse my mother?

From the moment I met you, my mentality cannot be guaranteed.

What kind of trouble do you want to make?

"Heaven defying!"

Zhou Du smiled.

"According to the operation of heaven, the next five dynasties are the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, with Li Shimin as Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, and then the Song Dynasty..."

Zhou Du murmured.

Huanwan exclaimed, "What did you say? Li Shimin is the emperor?"

Huanwan looked at Zhou Du in disbelief.

If Li Shimin is the emperor, it means that Cihang Jingzhai was not wrong!

So what kind of rebellion have you, Evil Emperor, made?

Zhou Du sighed, I also want to kill Li Shimin!

But besides Li Shimin, who else can be the emperor?

I have studied the system before and there is nothing I can do!

Although the world would turn around without anyone, but...

Or hurry up and find Shi Zhixuan to collect wool... Eh!?

Zhou Du's eyes suddenly lit up.

"System, come out!"

Zhou Du suddenly laughed, "I suddenly thought of a person who could be the emperor!"

The system responded in surprise, "Ding, host, please tell me, who else can be the emperor?"

"Shi Zhixuan!"

Zhou Du's mouth twisted.

system:"……"

"Ding, he is mentally ill!" the system said speechlessly.

Zhou Du nodded, "What's wrong with mental illness? Do you look down on mental illness?"

system:"……"

"Let me ask you, can Shi Zhixuan be the emperor?" Zhou Du asked, "Since you want to go against heaven, then go against it completely!"

The system paused for a moment, and then said, "Ding, Shi Zhixuan is a genius, his literary and military skills are unparalleled in the world!"

"He has the spirit of a king. He once served as Pei Ju and has a lot of experience in governing the country!"

"He has excellent ability to govern the country and ensure peace of the country, as well as forward-thinking strategic vision."

"He comes from a commoner background and understands the sufferings of the people!"

"He comes from a demonic family and is not bound by traditional ideas!"

"Like Emperor Sui Yang, he likes to reform the existing system."

"He is extremely smart, absolutely calm, broad-minded, and decisive in killing."

"He is not good at women..."

As the system spoke, its voice became quieter.

The system is confused.

The more you talk about it, the more you feel that Shi Zhixuan is very suitable to be the emperor?

Can……

"Ding, host, he is mentally ill."

The system said speechlessly.

"What's wrong with mental illness? Have you eaten your rice?"

Zhou Du said disdainfully, "It's not like it can't be cured!"

system:"……"

"Besides, with his cultivation, it is not a problem to live to be 150 or 60 years old." Zhou Du said, "So, he can be emperor for at least a hundred years!"

"As long as he doesn't burp, there will be no chaos in the world!"

"Emperor Yang of Sui burped too early, took too big a step, and hit his balls!"

"If Shi Zhixuan lives for such a long time, he can eliminate the cancer of feudal society bit by bit."

Zhou Du clapped his hands, "It's such a happy decision!"

"Change the plan and make Shi Zhixuan the emperor!"

Zhou Du grinned and said, "We are just making trouble in the world. If this is the case, wouldn't it make the trouble even more serious?"

system:"……"

Ding, you are the host, you have the final say.

Then change the plan.

Destroy Li Er and destroy the dragon vein of Mongolia and the Later Qing Dynasty.

Then cut off the leyline of Sakura and let Sakura sink!

"Ding, a mission is released. Capture Master Fei Xuan and reward the host with a relic of the Evil Emperor!"

The system said, "Since you are planning to do it, let's do it!"

"System, you are awesome, I love you to death!" Zhou Du laughed.

system:"……"

"Evil Emperor." Huanwen whispered, "Can Li Shimin really become the emperor?"

"What a fool!" Zhou Du waved his hand, "The way of heaven is not easy to do. If I say he can't be the emperor, he can't be!"

Huanwan's eyes lit up, "Can you really go against the law of heaven?"

As for what Zhou Du said about the way of heaven, Huanwan believed it.

This world still cultivates the way of heaven.

To break the void is to integrate into the way of heaven and ensure the movement of the way of heaven.

"Find a way to lure Li Shimin out!"

Zhou Du held his chin and thought, "What method should we use?"

"Evil Emperor!"

Huanwen hurriedly said, "It's a very simple way!"

Zhou Du looked at Hanhan in surprise, "Is it simple?"

"Simple!"

Huanwan was also very happy about killing Li Shimin, because it was a slap in Cihang Jingzhai's face.

"He's Bi!"

Huanwen said, "As long as you make a noise and say that He's Bi is in your hands, everyone will be attracted to it by then!"

"Since Li Shimin wants to be the emperor, he must be justified and he needs He's Bi!"

"He will definitely come when the time comes!"

Huanwen continued, "Anyway, He's Bi is lost now, and no one knows where it is."

Zhou Du looked at Hanhan blankly, and then patted his thigh.

That’s right!

I know that He's Bi was eaten by Kou Zhong and others, but no one in the world knows that!

The only ones who knew that He's Bi was gone were Kou and Xuba.

As long as they don't say it, and I don't say it, who will know that He's Bi is gone?