Noisy, unscrupulous system

"So, what's going on now?"

Zhou Du stood on a patch of green grass and asked in surprise.

"Ding, the new world welcomes you!"

The system said, "You can go as far as you want in the excessive world. Now let's start making trouble in the new world!"

"Ding, the current world is the Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty!"

"The current identity of the host...Evil Emperor Xiang Yutian!"

The system continued, "Host, are you planning to do something big?"

"How big can it be?" Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "You've even created a biological crisis in the world of the divine eagle, what else can you do now?"

"The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, if you hold on to death, you will kill Li Shimin and prevent him from becoming emperor!"

Zhou Du shrugged, "What else can there be?"

"Ding, does the host want to be the emperor?" the system asked.

"improper!"

Zhou Du refused directly.

Be the emperor of Nima.

Go to bed later than a dog and wake up earlier than a chicken.

Be a wise king, your life span is not long.

Just be a fool and others will scold you.

Maybe someone else will rebel and kill you directly.

So, be a shitty emperor!

If modern people traveled through time, their favorite thing would be to be a happy prince.

"Ding, let's play big!"

The system said gently, "Reverse the way of heaven!"

Zhou Du: “????”

I'm just a great master, you want me to reverse the way of heaven?

System, although I am not serious and I am fooling around, can you give me a reasonable task?

"Ding, according to destiny, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing!"

"After the Song Dynasty, Mongolia will go south and massacre the people of the Southern Dynasties!"

"Then, Zhu Yuanzhang rose up and finally expelled the Tartars and restored China."

"After the Ming Dynasty, Wu Sangui turned on and off to welcome the Qing troops to enter the country. Only when the Qing Dynasty ruled the Central Plains would there be such a dark era in later generations!"

"This is the definition of heaven!"

"So, do you want to defy heaven?"

The system said, "If you want to do it, do it big!"

Zhou Du suddenly clenched his fists.

I am an angry young man, so I am easily provoked by others!

The system is done!

Whatever you say, let’s do it!

"Ding, cut off the Mongolian dragon veins, cut off the Houqing dragon veins, cut off the cherry blossom country's earth veins!"

The system said gently.

Zhou Du: "..."

It sounds so lofty, but...

I can't!

"Ding, just listen to me!"

The system said calmly, "So, so, so, so!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Okay, you have the final say.

The world of Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, as for the plot...

Zhou Du thought about the plot for a while, then raised his head and looked into the distance.

Evil King Shi Zhixuan!

System, do you really want to take advantage of him?

Shi Zhixuan is a national hero in The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty!

He transformed into Pei Ju and split the Turks without spending a single soldier. He also defeated Tuyuhun and expanded the territory for thousands of miles.

The only thing wrong was to push Emperor Sui Yang to expedition to Goryeo.

In fact, if it weren't for the rebels in the court who were holding him back, he might have really defeated Goryeo.

Unfortunately, he failed, so he is the devil and the culprit!

Most importantly, he is mentally ill.

It is not illegal for a mentally ill person to kill someone!

Zhou Du stretched out his hand, and the metal in the ground condensed and turned into a long sword.

Zhou Du stepped on his long sword and flew out.

First go to the land of Bashu and find Shi Zhixuan.

The system said it was going to take advantage of him.

Because Shi Zhixuan's Immortal Seal has a characteristic, that is... it can restore all the true energy instantly.

"Hmm haha!"

Floating in mid-air, Zhou Du heard a voice coming from below.

Looking down, I saw a man holding a one-legged bronze figure, which weighed at least two hundred pounds, and was waving it wildly while fighting a girl!

The man was dressed in green clothes, his face was as yellow as wax, and he was skinny.

The other person, Zhou Du, suddenly widened his eyes.

So beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful!

The girl was wearing a white dress and her long black hair was like a waterfall like a mirror.

The facial features are exquisite, with a different kind of temptation, and the temperament is as charming as a witch!

A pair of tiny feet with no hair on them.

To conquer the country and conquer the city is nothing more than this!

Zhou Du swallowed a mouthful of saliva, I seemed to have unlocked some special hobby.

I seem to be moving towards foot control a bit.

These little feet are so beautiful.

Zhou Du shook his head and came back to his senses.

At this moment, he understood who this girl was!

It’s Huanhua!

Looking at the Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, 90% of the people like Huan Huan and hate the concubine Xuan.

Cihang Jing Zhai...that's called Cihang Prostitute Zhai!

Just a bunch of political prostitutes!

Looking at Huan Huan, a poem flashed through Zhou Du's mind.

It was raining and the wind was blowing wildly at the end of March, and there was no way to stay in the spring at dusk. I asked the flowers in tears and said nothing, and the red flowers flew across the swing.

Her infatuation, her passion, her love...that's it!

Xu Ziling, are you blind when riding a horse?

Or are you just like most people, and the less you can get, the better it is?

In the TV series, Xu Ziling gave Huanhua a night, but in the novel, Huanhua got nothing, only the endless scars!

"You Niaojuan, I respect you and call you uncle. If I don't respect you, you are nothing!"

Huanwan let out a scolding sound and struck out with her palm.

You Niaojuan chuckled, and turned the bronze man in his hand, waving it with great force.

Zhou Du was slightly startled, and he acted in a retrograde manner, You Niao Jian?

This seems to be Xiang Yutian’s disciple!

Xiang Yutian is also a sixth grader.

Because he was afraid that the magic method of cultivating demons in the heart would harm the world, but he had to abide by the rules of his master, he accepted the four of You Niaojuan as his disciples.

These four people all have evil intentions. They are fighting fiercely to compete for the Dao Heart Demon Planting Technique, so that they cannot cause harm to the world.

I am Xiang Yutian now, and the people below are my disciples!

Zhou Du fell directly from the sky, and You Niaojuan smashed the bronze man down with his hand!

Huanwan's body swayed like a fairy, her body was floating, and she avoided this move!

Huanwan ducked away and hid right in front of Zhou Du.

Huanwan: "..."

Why is there an ambush here?

You Niaojuan's expression also changed. Could it be that Hanhan's helper has arrived?

There is no room for failure in this fight for the Immortal Seal!

so……

A bang sound...

You Niao Juan knelt down!

Huanwan was even more shocked after being shocked.

She thought Zhou Du was You Niaojuan's helper, but now...

Huanwan felt that her brain was not used enough.

Why did You Niaojuan kneel down as soon as this person came out?

Zhou Du: "..."

Xiang Yutian, what exactly have you done to your apprentice?

You see, you scared your apprentice.

As soon as he saw me, he knelt down directly.

Huanwan swallowed softly, "This senior..."

"Afraid?"

Zhou Du looked at Huanwan and smiled slightly, then looked at Youniaojuan, "Are you so afraid of me?"

"Teacher...Master!"

You Niao Juan trembled and said, "Isn't it you, old man? Isn't it already..."

"You want to say that I cultivated a demon in my mind through enlightenment, and then I went crazy and became a demon, right?"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Yes, in the original plot, Xiang Yutian spread the news that he had gone crazy and burped.

In fact, Xiang Yutian secretly shattered the void.

Huanwan's expression changed.

You Niao Juan called him master?

he is……

"Huanhua, I've always wanted to ask you something!"

Zhou Du's body swayed and he appeared in front of You Niaojuan. He grabbed You Niaojuan's head and smiled at Huanhan.

Huanwen: "What do you want to ask?"

"You're always barefoot, aren't you afraid of stepping on dog poop?"

Zhou Du asked curiously.

Huanwan: “(?Д?)?”