Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 254 Gai Jiuyou: Do you mean that what you say is like farting???

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 254 Gai Jiuyou: Do you mean that what you say is like farting???

The Immortal Queen lowered her head and glanced.

Two salty hands grabbed her tightly.

The Immortal Queen's expression suddenly changed and she roared angrily, "You bastard, who are you? How dare you be so rude to me!"

Bang!

Zhou Du freed up a hand and slapped the Immortal Queen on the head.

The Immortal Queen suddenly became dizzy.

Gujiguji...

Zhou Du squeezed his hand hard twice and said, "One word, cool, two words...it's so elastic!"

"You bastard, you're looking for death!"

The Immortal Queen roared crazily.

"Don't force me, I've been single for so many years!"

"Finally, I can use my dragon claw hand!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Immortal Queen: "..."

Is it reasonable for you to be single?

If you are single, can you use your dragon claw hand on me?

"I'll kill you!"

The Immortal Queen roared angrily and struck out with a palm.

Snap!

Zhou Du had to let go of one hand again and shattered the Immortal Queen's power with a slap.

"I, the Infinite Heavenly Lord, have my dragon claws on you. Is there any problem?"

"Shouldn't you feel honored?"

Zhou Du grinned.

Immortal Heavenly Queen's expression changed, "Are you the Infinite Heavenly Lord?"

"Why are you still alive?"

The Immortal Queen asked frantically.

"Why, if you allow the immortal emperor to live forever, you won't allow me to live forever?"

Zhou Du sneered.

Immortal Queen: "..."

"I'm sorry, but let me tell you, the Immortal Emperor will definitely die this time!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "I will peel off his skin and bones, and then stew him with chicken and mushrooms!"

Immortal Queen: "???"

Do you want to eat the Immortal Emperor?

You are looking for death...

Zhou Du:(*^▽^*)

This feels very good.

"Emperor Immortal, I've been teased, why don't you come out?"

The Immortal Queen roared crazily.

"Idiot, he is transforming and can't sense you at all!"

Zhou Du laughed and pressed the Immortal Queen's head, pressing her into the void.

"Oh, what a pity!"

"I want to do what Cao Cao did, but it's a pity..."

"I still have mysophobia."

Zhou Du punched the Immortal Queen in the chest!

The face of the Immortal Heavenly Queen changed drastically!

"Ouch!"

Zhou Du turned into a wolf, howling and beating the Immortal Queen all over her body.

The beating made the Immortal Queen scream wildly, and the beating made the Immortal Queen foam at the mouth.

Finally, Zhou Du punched hard.

There was a bang...

The Immortal Queen exploded and turned into powder.

Zhou Du looked at his fist and sighed.

Is the shock absorption effect so bad?

Goodbye, Immortal Queen.

I will miss you, after all, it feels pretty good!

"Ding, side missions are released."

The system's voice suddenly sounded, "Help Gai Jiuyou become the Great Emperor and reward the host with the Great Emperor's cultivation!"

Zhou Du suddenly clenched his fist and said, "Tongzi, I love you!"

"roll!"

"Okay!"

Zhou Du tore through the void and disappeared directly.

In the Eastern Wasteland, in an ordinary mountain range, there is an ordinary thatched house.

In the thatched house, there was a very ordinary old man.

He sat there quietly and played the piano.

"Master!"

A soft voice came from the thatched house, and a girl who looked to be only eleven or twelve years old came out.

"You, if you don't go to practice piano, what are you doing?"

The old man was smiling, but there was a lot around his face, which could trap flies.

"Master, I always feel a little worse, so I need to relax."

"I still can't be like you, Master, where every move is in harmony with heaven and earth."

The girl smiled.

The old man smiled slightly, "That's natural. After all, my qualifications as a teacher are top-notch!"

"How many people in the world are like my teacher?"

"As a teacher, you are still very powerful!"

The old man smiled.

Girl: "..."

"Remember, failure is a fucking success!"

The old man said calmly, "Try a few more times and you will eventually find your own way!"

"I just can't play the piano up to the standard. Why are you talking about failure?"

The girl was speechless, and then she blocked her ears.

It's about to start again.

No matter what, after just a few words, Master will start to miss the past.

The old man's eyes contain vicissitudes of life, and there is a hint of pride between his brows.

"I think back then, I was never defeated as a teacher!"

"So, as a teacher, I don't know the feeling of failure, but I know that failure is a fucking success!"

"When I was my teacher, I was a genius, and I never encountered an enemy in my life!"

"It's not easy to meet one. That's the only existence that can be compared with my teacher."

"It's a pity that we have never fought!"

"When my teacher wanted to challenge him, he was stunned!"

"By the way, what's his name?"

"Oh, I lived too long and developed Alzheimer's disease!"

The old man shook his head, "Let me think about it, by the way, his name is Xiang Yufei!"

Girl: "..."

Master, can we stop pretending?

How many times have you said this?

I can't believe that after you finished talking about it, you forgot to call Yu Fei the next day.

"Although I have never fought before, my teacher feels that if we two fight..."

"As a teacher, I can still beat him to death!"

"In my time as a teacher, I could sweep all the way without any enemies!"

"My master actually wants to challenge Qing Emperor!"

"But Emperor Qing died too early!"

The old man breathed out, "Then..."

The old man looked helpless.

He was suppressed by the Qing Emperor's way.

Girl: "..."

Can you stop talking nonsense?

"If you want to fight Qingdi, no problem, I will take you to fight!"

Zhou Du tore open the void, emerged with a head, and said with a smile.

elder:"……"

Girl: "..."

Damn it, who is this?

The old man stood up with a whoosh, stared at Zhou Du, and shouted, "Who are you?"

"Gai Jiuyou, calm down, calm down!"

Zhou Du came out and said with a smile.

Gai Jiuyou's expression changed, this person was unfathomable.

But, how is it possible?

Although I am old and my appearance is fading, my energy is fading.

But my spiritual will is still at the pinnacle of quasi-emperor.

Except for the supreme being in the restricted area of ​​life, I am not afraid of anyone.

Anyone can be seen through by me, but why do I always feel that the person in front of me seems to be the emperor, but also seems not to be?

"Who are you and why do you know my name?"

Gai Jiuyou frowned and said.

"Master, look..."

The girl took out a portrait from somewhere and handed it to Gai Jiuyou.

Gai Jiuyou: "????"

I'm getting ready for a fight, and you showed me a picture of shit.

Hey, this portrait looks like this person.

Um……

Gai Jiuyou put away the portrait expressionlessly and looked at Zhou Du, "Your Excellency is..."

It can't really be him, can it?

How is he still alive after such a long time?

Are there really immortals in this world?

"Infinite Heavenly Lord!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Gai Jiuyou: "..."

It’s true!

No wonder I can’t see through him!

"Hey, Gai Jiuyou, do you want to become the emperor?"

"Do you want to become the Emperor of Heaven?"

"Do you want to transform into a mortal immortal in the ninth life?"

"Do you want to be as high as possible and become the Immortal King?"

"Do you want to be alone and become an Immortal Emperor?"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, very obscenely, "Well... you can just ignore the rest, I can't help you anyway!"

Gai Jiuyou: "..."

I naturally wanted to become the Great Emperor, but unfortunately I was suppressed by the Qing Emperor.

I overestimated myself and underestimated Qingdi's way.

If I had been born in another era, I would have become a saint long ago.

As for the Emperor of Heaven, the Immortal of the Red Dust, the Immortal King, and the Immortal Emperor?

I want to ask, what are these?

Also, do you mean that what you said was just fart?

(End of chapter)