Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 244 Brother, remember to pay the parking fee!

"From now on, I can be a salted fish without any worries!"

The Jade Emperor yawned, "Erlang, heaven is in your hands!"

Yang Jian:"……"

Do you want to tire me out?

It's enough for me to manage the rules of heaven, but you still want to let me control the heavens?

So what's the use?

"Huh~~"

Yang Jian took a deep breath, raised his hands and said, "Then Erlang respectfully asks your uncle to abdicate!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

I want to be a hands-off shopkeeper, but you want to rebel?

"God King..."

The Jade Emperor said, "Look at my nephew, he actually wants to rebel. He..."

The Jade Emperor's voice stopped.

Yang Jian was also stunned.

Everyone present was stunned.

Where is the God King?

Where has His Majesty the God King gone?

The Jade Emperor suddenly laughed and said, "When it's over, take off your clothes and hide your merit and fame!"

Yang Jian also laughed.

Your Majesty the Divine King, thank you!

Ever since, the Jade Emperor began to continue to assign some tasks.

The Queen Mother decided to go down to earth and live as a mortal for the rest of her life, and the Jade Emperor agreed.

However, the Jade Emperor was also prepared.

You stinky bitch, are you going to cuckold me when you come down to earth?

You wait……

I will go to Yue Lao and completely cut off the marriage of your reincarnation.

You little one, dare to make trouble with me?

but……

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly.

Now that Heaven is on the right track, Erlang looks at Heaven and thinks that I can actually go down to earth.

The Queen Mother does not need to find a man.

But I...

I can find a woman!

Hey hey hey!

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."

Suddenly, a short old man with a beard rushed in and said, "Something is going wrong!"

The Jade Emperor was stunned, "Are you...the land of Pantaoyuan? What happened?"

"Your Majesty, the nine thousand years of flat peaches in the flat peach garden..."

"Not a single one is left!"

Tutu knelt on the ground and said.

The Jade Emperor's face twitched.

Damn it, who dares to steal my flat peach?

Sun Wukong, is that you?

The Jade Emperor suddenly looked at Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong trembled, "Your Majesty, don't look at me, I've always been here and haven't gone anywhere!"

"Who knows if your soul has left your body?"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly.

Sun Wukong: Ah?

You have to pin this crime on Lao Sun, right?

Yang Jian suddenly smiled and said, "Uncle, you must have some understanding of the character of the God King. He is gone!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Your Majesty the God King, you stole this, right?

If you want it, just ask me.

Have you emptied everything for me?

…

world.

Zhou Du took a bite of a flat peach, which was tender and juicy.

"This flat peach is much better than the flat peach in Journey to the East."

Zhou Du divided two by two three times, gnawed up all the flat peach, and casually threw away the peach core.

He stretched.

The quasi-emperor is in the ninth heaven.

There is only one step away from becoming an emperor!

"Tongzi, the fuss is over!"

Zhou Du yawned, "It's almost time to leave."

"Ding, your wish is fulfilled."

"Tongzi's acting roles have been a bit sparse recently!"

Systematized into two ha, it jumped repeatedly in Zhou Du's mind.

"Okay, okay, hurry up!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Let's go to the new world!"

Zhou Du turned into a ray of light.

In a certain world.

Zhou Du stood on the street blankly.

This is a bustling modern city. The lights are on, people are coming and going, and there is a lot of traffic.

"It feels so familiar!"

Looking at the modern city, Zhou Du grinned, "Tongzi, what kind of world is this?"

"Ding, host, look up!"

The system said something.

Zhou Du looked up at the sky in confusion.

Clear skies.

Nothing!

I'll watch again!

Zhou Du sent out his spiritual thoughts and looked towards the sky.

Zhou Du: "..."

Got it, it’s this world.

However, I am not invincible here!

Tongzi, are you sure I can do it?

"Ding, Tongzi is here, run your feet and rush over!"

The system said.

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "Okay, you have the final say!"

"Beep! Beep!"

Suddenly, the whistle sounded.

Zhou Du turned his head and looked over.

A Ferrari, the shape is still very stylish.

A handsome-looking young man turned his head and looked at Zhou Du, "Brother, can you stop standing in the middle of the road?"

"You're still wearing ancient costumes. Why, you traveled back from ancient times?"

"Are you scared by the environment here?"

The young man said with a smile, "Just film, don't think about the script on the road."

"If you lose your focus and get hit by a car, it will be tragic!"

"Please give way!"

The young man smiled.

Zhou Du stared at the young man, this young man has an extraordinary physique!

Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at the sky, then glanced at the Ferrari.

Zhou Du: "..."

Is this him?

"My friend, I see that your hall is dark, and you will be in trouble soon!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

The young man's face twitched.

Brother, do you speak like this?

You are blocking my way, and I kindly remind you not to wander around on the road.

You say I have a bloody disaster?

"Ahem, my friend, remember to pay the parking fee!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, then turned sideways and left.

youth:"……"

Can you tell me the parking fee?

Even though I drive a Ferrari, I still have to pay parking fees!

An eccentric person.

The young man shook his head and drove forward.

Zhou Du glanced at the sky.

Your sister is here to pick you up!

In the starry sky, nine dark and huge dragon corpses, dragging a copper coffin, are rushing towards the earth quickly.

Zhou Du took one step forward and reached the top of Mount Tai.

As the saying goes: When you reach the top of the mountain, you can see all the mountains and small mountains!

"Tongzi, go on a mission!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

"Ding, the main mission is to destroy the restricted area of ​​life! Reward the host with three small realms!"

The system said.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

"Tongzi, I can leapfrog and fight in other worlds, but in this world..."

"You want me to destroy the restricted area of ​​life?"

"I am the quasi-emperor!"

"Those in the restricted area of ​​​​life are the emperors who, bah, cut themselves off by themselves!"

"I can't do it!"

Zhou Du said speechlessly.

"Ding, isn't there a side mission..."

The system gasped and said.

"Host, are you ready to become an emperor?"

The system chuckled.

Zhou Du curled his lips and Dragon King came online, "Get ready!"

"When I become emperor, I will sweep across the restricted area of ​​life with one sword and one man!"

Zhou Du looked proud.

"Ding, then you will be beaten into a dog."

The system complained speechlessly.

Zhou Du: "..."

Well, in the original plot, every emperor was beaten to pieces.

Only the forbidden area of ​​​​life that was shocked by the Great Emperor Wu Shi did not dare to show up.

"Ding, the side mission is released."

"Destroy all the ferocious beasts on Yinghuo Planet and reward the host with a complete chaotic body!"

The system said, "It's time for your incomplete chaotic body to become complete!"

"Holy shit, you finally made my chaotic body perfect!"

Zhou Du's eyes suddenly widened!

This is the body of chaos!

The strongest physique that covers the world!

With the Chaos Body, I now dare to challenge the Emperor alone.

After all, the Chaos Body in Zhetian is really awesome.

In the original plot, Chaos Body was so awesome!

In the world of Zhetian, after the ancient holy body and the heavenly hegemonic body are completed, they can all be called Emperor Ban.

But the strongest physique has always been the chaotic body!

(End of chapter)