Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 242 Jade Emperor: After experiencing so much, I am exhausted!

"I opened the gate and released the weak water just to force you to continue attacking Heaven."

"In the end, you gave up all this for the sake of the common people!"

"When you were controlling the floods, you also said that luckily you were in time and the weak water did not cause much disaster to the world..."

"That was clearly arranged by me!"

"Even if you don't care about it, weak water will not wreak havoc on the world!"

"It's all the fault of that guy Tianpeng, you and Ruoshui are talking about nonsense!"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly.

Zhu Bajie shrank his neck.

Jade Emperor, you have your say, but you can never deny the pure love between Lao Zhu and Xiu Shui.

"You later made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and I was waiting for you in Yaochi, but..."

"You gave up hatred after what the Queen Mother said. You think your mother was wrong. You lost all your magic power!"

"Later, you finally grew up, and your magic power came from your love for the people in the three realms!"

"I am overjoyed. If this is the case, you will definitely be able to understand the birth of the new Tiantiao!"

"But the result..."

The Jade Emperor took a sip of wine and said, "The golden cicada blocked you!"

"Is he mentally ill?"

"He's so nagging about our family's affairs!"

"He was reincarnated to learn Buddhist scriptures, Erlang, you escorted him for a journey...why didn't you just let him be eaten by monsters?"

The Jade Emperor said solemnly, "He blocked you twice, twice!"

Yang Jian:(￣ェ￣;)

"You spent some time at Guanjiangkou, but I didn't expect that Sun Wukong would be born."

"Sun Wukong is causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, not for the sake of heaven. I have a sudden idea and ask you to conquer Sun Wukong!"

"I thought at that time, maybe you and Sun Wukong would be of the same mind, and we could make some noise in heaven together."

"As a result, your ears were too soft, and you were provoked by Ao Cunxin's provocation, and you really caught Sun Wukong!"

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he poured a glass of wine and drank it in one gulp.

"Okay, I don't blame you for this, I just blame Monkey King for his bad mouth."

"To provoke you with your mother's affairs, it directly hits your sore spot."

The Jade Emperor glared at Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Can you stop staring?

Old Jade Emperor, when you glare at people, they all run behind Old Sun.

Old Sun has no place to run.

"Later I talked to the Supreme Master, and the Supreme Master deliberately planned to let the monkey escape."

"I will sit firmly on the Diaoyutai and wait for the monkeys to come and cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace!"

"As a result, Tathagata came and the monkeys were suppressed!"

The Jade Emperor sighed.

Everyone: "..."

The Jade Emperor has always been looking forward to Yang Jian's coming to heaven.

But something has always been blocking it.

Again and again, if we were the Jade Emperor...

I guess it's been ruined a long time ago.

"So, I'm ruined!"

The Jade Emperor drank another glass of wine.

Everyone: It’s really messed up.

"Seeing how uncomfortable you and Ao Cunxin were, I suddenly had an idea!"

"I have discussed with the Queen Mother and plan to make you the God of Justice."

"This is an insult to you!"

"If you become a god of justice, it means that you will be burdened with moral crimes such as forgetting your roots, betrayal, etc."

"You have to admit that your mother was wrong!"

"I thought you couldn't bear it and called me again, but..."

The Jade Emperor poked Yang Jian's forehead with his finger again.

Yang Jian:"……"

Uncle, if you poke me again, I will really go blind!

Yang Jian glanced at Sun Wukong, how about I hide behind him too?

Sun Wukong was immediately furious!

Yang Jian, what are you looking at?

You are a hair stronger than me, Old Sun, come here and give it a try!

"Before you became the God of Justice, I was still planning how to get you to heaven."

"At that time, Tianpeng had ill intentions towards Chang'e."

The Jade Emperor's mouth twisted.

Zhu Bajie shook his head directly, "Chang'e is Lao Zhu's sister, a sister, really a sister!"

Zhu Bajie broke into a cold sweat.

Paralyzed, the Jade Emperor and Yang Jian are now a real family.

Yang Jian was obsessed with Chang'e.

Wouldn't the Jade Emperor cripple the old pig again for his nephew?

The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes at him and continued, "You just happened to find out about it, Erlang, so I decided to strike him into the mortal world!"

"I just didn't expect that I would be reborn as a pig by mistake!"

"I have also sent an honest man like Roller Blind into the mortal world before!"

"Erlang, you have been favored by them, so I thought that Canopy and Roller Blinds might come to find you."

"Perhaps you will come to me for an explanation."

"As a result, those two pieces of goods were deceived by the Buddhist's few words!"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly.

Zhu Bajie: "..."

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

If you had told me earlier, I would have dragged Erlang Shen up on horseback.

"Erlang, after you become the God of Justice, I decided to continue to tinker with you."

"I have decided to humiliate the people, and you will come up and mess with me."

"pity……"

"You have one set of rules on the surface, but another set of rules secretly."

"I will let you flood the people's estates with heavy rains... You can secretly dig ditches to lead into the East China Sea!"

"I asked you to send Li Bo'an to the eighteenth level of hell, but you found a heinous sinner to send to hell."

"I asked you to arrest Xiao Qi and Dong Yong. Did you really catch Xiao Qi and Dong Yong?"

"I asked you to arrest Xiaoba, but you delayed it until his husband died?"

"Those are your relatives, your relatives!"

"I have already started to persecute my own daughter. Why don't you come to heaven when you step on the horse?"

"You brat, can you save me some trouble?"

"Tiannu asked Chan'er to put on his shoes, how dare you bear it?"

"I was decadent and drunk at the time, and as a result..."

"Chan'er got married and gave birth to a child?"

"I wanted to kill Liu Yanchang right then!"

"However, when I saw Tiannu using this matter to threaten you, I felt that this might be a reason to go to heaven."

"I decided to set another fire for you. I asked you to bring down the plague and wipe out tens of thousands of people in Nan County!"

The Jade Emperor directly picked up the wine pot and poured a large sip of wine into his mouth. "Under the two circumstances, I feel that you should stab Tiannu to death, and then kill him directly and have a showdown with me!"

"result……"

"You rode a horse and actually pushed your own sister into Huashan Mountain!"

The Jade Emperor cursed angrily.

Yang Jian's face twitched.

Uncle, didn’t you also push your sister into Taoshan?

Everyone looked confused.

Nephew is like uncle, you two are really the same!

"After you kill Tiannu, prepare to attack Yaochi."

"As a result, that guy Jin Chanzi is here again. You also have a brain problem. You were fooled by him and then gave up."

"Yang Jian, is it because you feel at ease and have forgotten your mother's hatred, or are you unable to lift your three-pointed two-edged gun?"

"Is it that difficult for you to reach heaven?"

The Jade Emperor was a little crazy.

Yang Jian quietly took two steps in the direction of Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Get out!

You don't need to hide behind me when you ride a horse.

This is your uncle, you have to bear it yourself!

"Later, I saw agarwood."

"I saw you forcing Chenxiang little by little, pushing him little by little, cultivating him..."

"I'm so relieved!"

"You look so much like me, you are worthy of being my nephew!"

"I wanted to sit back and enjoy the success, but as a result..."

The Jade Emperor suddenly stretched out his hand.

Chen Xiang, who was hiding behind Sun Wukong, was caught by him with a whoosh.

"This kid is a loser!"

The Jade Emperor stretched out his hand, grabbed a stick, and smashed it on his head and face.

Agarwood: "..."

Why did you just arrest me?

Why am I always the one who's hurt?

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(End of chapter)