Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 231 Taishang Laojun: The Jade Emperor’s family all bullied this honest man, Lao Dao!

"It is said that the Jade Emperor was henpecked."

Zhou Du glanced outside Yaochi and said, "The Queen Mother is here!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Am I afraid of her?

I just don't want to take care of things anymore.

After all, more than three thousand years ago, I gave Erlang a hard time, but he disappointed me.

So, now, I am just a salted fish.

Zhou Du smiled.

No wonder in the prequel to Lotus Lamp, the Jade Emperor is acting as a bad guy.

When we arrived at the Lotus Lantern, it was the Queen Mother who was the bad guy.

It turned out that the Jade Emperor gave up.

"Next, Chenxiang will go to heaven. You and Chenxiang have a good talk and show your strength as the Lord of the Three Realms."

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Jade Emperor: "..."

I have been pretending to be a salted fish for so many years.

Will a sudden attack scare them to death?

"I think we can suppress Erlang for a while."

The Jade Emperor said with a smile.

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "Let's go, give your Nine Dragons Jade Seal to Gu Yong, and Gu will go find the Supreme Lord!"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Why, are you going to help me resurrect them?"

"Tch, I'm using it to blackmail Yang Jian."

Zhou Du said with a smile.

The Jade Emperor shook his head slightly and threw the Nine Dragons Jade Seal over, "I have always used this thing to smash walnuts."

Zhou Du: "..."

Are there any walnuts in this era?

Oh, by the way, walnuts were introduced from the Western Regions by Zhang Qian in the Han Dynasty.

It's now three hundred years since we learned the scriptures, during the Song Dynasty.

It's normal to have walnuts.

Zhou Du weighed the Nine Dragons Jade Seal twice.

Yuxi, Yuxi, if you follow the Jade Emperor, your pearls will be covered in dust.

He actually used you to smash walnuts.

Hmm... When I was cleaning up the agarwood, I also smashed the walnuts to have a look.

Zhou Du turned around with a smile, took a step forward, and disappeared.

The Jade Emperor turned his head and looked in the direction where Zhou Du disappeared.

"After transcendence, will your strength decrease?"

"Although it is not within the Three Realms, its strength is very weak..."

"Or is he just a clone that entered the Three Realms?"

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly, "But, I always feel that he can kill me!"

"His Majesty!"

A graceful and luxurious woman walked in and said angrily, "Now that Baihua Fairy has been rescued, your Majesty is still drinking here?"

"Don't you know how much impact this will have on the majesty of heaven?"

The Queen Mother spoke coldly.

The Jade Emperor glanced at the Queen Mother and said calmly, "Calm down, calm down."

Queen Mother: "..."

I can't imitate how calm you are.

Zhou Du strolled out of Yaochi.

No one in Heaven has seen him, but they don't care, after all, this is Heaven.

If he broke into heaven without permission, he would definitely not act so arrogantly.

Zhou Du took a stroll and came to Tushita Palace.

"Daozu is refining elixirs, please don't go in!"

The two boys guarding the gate said.

Bang bang!

Zhou Du took the Nine Dragons Jade Seal and knocked the two of them unconscious.

There were four big characters printed on their foreheads.

God's decree!

Zhou Du chuckled, "This thing is very handy for hitting people."

Jade Emperor, you have not understood the true usage of the Nine Dragons Jade Seal.

Zhou Du looked at the fainted boy and shrugged.

Sorry, if I want to talk to Laojun, you can't know.

Zhou Du entered the Tushita Palace.

"The elixir that increases your skill, take it away!"

"Take what increases your lifespan!"

"Take the one that heals the injury!"

"I don't know what this is, take it away!"

Zhou Du smiled and collected all the pills along the way.

Alas, the Supreme Laojun in every world cannot escape the consequences of having his elixir stolen.

In the Bagua furnace, the fire is burning brightly.

Taishang Laojun sat quietly in front of the alchemy furnace.

His eyes were firm and firm, and then he took out a jade bottle, and in an instant, all the flames filled the sky and entered the jade bottle.

The lid of the Bagua furnace suddenly opened, and ten golden pills floated out.

Taishang Laojun took out a gourd, and ten golden elixirs floated over and entered the gourd.

Taishang Laojun: "???"

Where is the seasoned gourd?

I had it in my hand just now.

Taishang Laojun suddenly stood up and looked to one side.

Zhou Du put away the gourd with a playful expression.

Taishang Laojun: "..."

and who are you?

You all bully honest people!

For the sake of Xin Tian Tiao, all the old Taoist elixirs went into Chen Xiang's belly.

Now that I have finally refined some elixirs, is there anyone coming to grab them?

If I don’t send cats to you, I think you are seriously ill!

Taishang Laojun was angry, flicked the dust in his hand, and then...

This guy looks familiar.

That is the Kowloon Jade Seal.

Did the Jade Emperor ask him to come?

This person is...

Taishang Laojun's eyes suddenly widened.

God King Fuxi!

"God King Fuxi, this thing is useless to you, do you still need to rob the old master?"

Taishang Laojun has a black streak on his head.

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Come here to play with you!!"

"When you come back from the outer world, you can have fun as you like..."

"God King Fuxi, I don't care how you got down here!"

"You return the elixir to the old man."

Taishang Laojun was a little anxious.

"No hurry, no rush!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Where is the physical body that the Jade Emperor asked you to refine?"

Taishang Laojun was furious, "That family is cheating!"

"If Yang Jian kills someone, he still needs an expert to heal his soul!"

"If the Jade Emperor kills someone, he still needs an expert to refine his body!"

"God King Fuxi, do you think his family is a scammer?"

Taishang Laojun sat directly on the ground, "You know how to bully the old master!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Who makes you the Supreme Laojun?

Who made you good at refining elixirs and refining weapons?

If I don’t cheat you, who else can I cheat?

"Laojun, I am a little short of elixirs, so give me all you have collected!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Taishang Laojun snorted coldly, "Dream!!"

"I tell you, I won't give you the elixir even if I beat you to death!"

"Old way, old way..."

"Can you put the sword away?"

Taishang Laojun looked depressed.

Zhou Du laughed and put away the Infinite Heavenly Sword, "I'm joking with you."

"By the way, why are you back, God King?"

Laojun's expression also became solemn.

"Give me."

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and said, "This is what the Jade Emperor gave you."

Taishang Laojun was slightly startled, "Could it be that this time, a new rule of heaven is really going to be introduced and lead you all down?"

"The heart of Huashan is the new rule of heaven."

Zhou Du said.

Taishang Laojun: "???"

The heart of Huashan is the new rule of heaven?

Why didn't you tell Lao Dao?

If you had told me earlier, why did Yang Jian arrange such a tragic situation?

The old Taoist was afraid that in the end, Yang Jian would be hacked to death.

Taishang Laojun walked to the alchemy furnace, waved his whisk, and the alchemy furnace flew up.

He stretched out his finger, and a hole opened in the ground.

A purple gold gourd flew out.

"They're all in there!"

Taishang Laojun picked up the gourd and said, "Old Taoists make elixirs, and the elixir energy can also nourish their souls."

"The most important thing is the sons of the Jade Emperor. Yang Jian chopped them too hard back then."

"The old Taoist almost didn't save her."

"In order to force Yang Jian, the Jade Emperor almost killed his nine sons."

Taishang Laojun waved his hand, and the purple gold gourd fell into Zhou Du's hand, "This is the soul-nourishing gourd."

Zhou Du: Soul-nurturing gourd?

I've only heard of a soul-removing gourd in Hongyun in the prehistoric times.

Red cloud...

The most good man in the world.

What a miserable death.

(End of chapter)