Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 224 Zhou Du: Take your dog’s life! Yang Jian: My dog ​​is not here!

Fei Changfang also hurriedly chased Zhou Du and flew into the sky.

"Wait for me!"

"Why are you flying so fast?"

Fei Changfang was so exhausted from feeding that he caught up with Zhou Du.

Zhou Du: Haha!

If I fly with it open, you can't even see my butt.

Outside Nantianmen.

"Monkey, it's all your fault!"

"I went down to earth, but nothing was found. Can you stay away from me?"

Erlang Shen Yang Jian said angrily.

"Tch, legend has it that you are better than me, Old Sun!"

"Of course I, Old Sun, will have another fight with you!"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, holding the golden cudgel and laughing.

Yang Jian:"……"

Stinky monkey, mortal legends have nothing to do with me?

I went down to earth to check the changes in destiny, and the result...

If you don't stay in your Huaguo Mountain, why are you wandering around?

I met you and ended up fighting all the way.

Monkey, stay away from me from now on!

"call out!"

A sound broke through the air.

Sun Wukong and Yang Jian turned to look at the same time.

"Who is here who dares to break into Nantianmen without permission?"

Yang Jian shouted loudly.

Zhou Du and Fei Changfang fell down.

"Fei Changfang, is that you?"

Yang Jian snorted coldly.

Fei Changfang frowned and snorted coldly.

It was this bastard who almost caused me to fall into the eighteenth level of hell.

You don't care if they kill Zhenniang. If I kill them and whip their corpses, you can arrest me.

Why do you want to kill me and send me to the eighteenth level of hell?

Why?

Fei Changfang took two steps back and gave up the scene to Zhou Du.

"Is this Yang Jian and Monkey?"

Zhou Du paused, "I'm just here to cause trouble in heaven!"

Yang Jian and Sun Wukong: "..."

who do you think You Are?

"You want to imitate me, Old Sun, and cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

Sun Wukong chuckled, "That won't work. Since I am here, I have to give face to the Jade Emperor."

"If you dare to take action, Lao Sun will take you down."

Sun Wukong grinned.

"Monkey, this is not you!"

"Now you are just fighting the Victorious Buddha, and you are no longer the Monkey King!"

"In addition, Tathagata was killed by me, and Lingshan was destroyed by me."

"Don't you have any sense at all?"

Zhou Du was a little stunned.

Sun Wukong: "???"

Is that old Tathagata dead?

It's a good death, ahem, miserable!

Tathagata, how could you die?

Lingshan has been destroyed!

That's a good feeling.

My grandson is free?

"My grandson is going to Lingshan to have a look!"

Sun Wukong flew away with a whoosh.

Yang Jian:"……"

Monkey, are you giving up?

This person is obviously lying to you!

Tathagata Buddha is the best in the world.

Who can kill him!

"Tsk, tsk, ever since Brother Jiao played the role of Erlang Shen, I have stubbornly believed that Erlang Shen should look like that."

Zhou Du looked at Erlangshen and said, "You are not as handsome as him!"

Yang Jian:"???"

I am the most beautiful man in the world!

"You have a great relationship with the Jade Emperor, but you are not as handsome as him..."

"Yang Jian, get out of the way now, or I'll kill you!"

Zhou Du spoke calmly.

Yang Jian: "Ahem, my dog ​​is not here, how can you take my dog's life?"

Zhou Du: "???"

Is this your life as a result of riding a horse?

Okay, I've already killed you.

roll!

Zhou Du suddenly flew up with a kick, and Yang Jian disappeared with a whoosh.

Zhou Du dragged Fei Changfang directly into Nantianmen.

Who knows, there are no four heavenly kings guarding the gate here.

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor is sitting on the main seat and is saying something...

Zhou Du dragged Fei Changfang into it.

"Jade Emperor, let's discuss something!"

"You write a note to Fei Changfang and ask him to pick up my mother and his wife!"

Zhou Du fell down and said with a smile, "Besides, give me some face!"

"Absolute access to heaven and earth!"

Zhou Du smiled warmly.

Immortals and gods: "???"

Who is this guy?

The Jade Emperor looked solemn and shouted, "Who are you? How dare you trespass into heaven?"

"Fei Changfang, why did you get along with others and break into the heaven together?"

Taishang Laojun also shouted loudly.

"I just want to live a good life with my mother and Zhenniang!"

"Laojun, I disappoint you!"

"I don't want to become a fairy anymore!"

Fei Changfang smiled.

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Don't you know that the Eight Immortals will not return to their throne... Well, God knows why Mao's destiny has changed.

Junior Brother Tongtian, what on earth have you done?

Why are the eight immortals' spiritual beads dim?

"okay!"

Zhou Du clapped his hands.

"Master Tongtian killed all the Eight Immortals except Fei Changfang!"

"I killed Master Tongtian and avenged the Eight Immortals."

"Besides... Tathagata suddenly appeared, how dare he scare me!"

"So, I killed him easily and destroyed the whole mountain."

Zhou Du chuckled, "Jade Emperor, give me some face?"

Otherwise, don't blame me for causing trouble in heaven.

The Jade Emperor suddenly slapped the handle of the chair and shouted angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"I am the Lord of the Three Realms, what face do you have?"

The Jade Emperor's voice was filled with murderous intent.

But the next second...

"Ahem, cough, cough, this great god!"

The Jade Emperor suddenly raised his hand and said, "Tell me, how can you connect heaven and earth?"

The Jade Emperor's face is very kind and peaceful, and he looks like a kind uncle at first glance.

The premise is to ignore the sword placed on his neck.

Infinite Heavenly Sword!

Immortals and gods: "..."

What just happened?

With a whoosh, the man was faster than a big black mouse and rushed directly to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor was very frightened, this sword was too terrifying.

This sword can completely destroy me.

What can I do?

Zhou Du smiled.

How good would it be to be so happy so early?

Jade Emperor, you have to know that in my last world, I had a disciple named Jade Emperor.

So, you can still survive!

After you have mastered heaven and earth, you can have a good fight with demons in heaven.

The world is left to them!

Let them develop the tech tree.

The Jade Emperor suddenly trembled, and an inexplicable mysterious aura fell on him.

Jade Emperor:o(╥﹏╥)o

Tiandao, do you have a hammer that can be used to transmit messages to me at this time?

You should have sent me a message earlier!

If you had told me earlier that this person could kill you, it would be great if you could.

Then why did I say what I just said?

The Jade Emperor cried.

The sound of heaven is transmitted, and the communication between heaven and earth is absolute.

This person is so terrifying!

Ben Tiandao, I can't afford to provoke him, for fear that he will chop me!

"Great God!"

The Jade Emperor held up his hand and said, "How about we go to Jue Tian Di Tong right now?"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "Okay!"

"Wait a minute, write me a note!"

Fei Changfang shouted hurriedly.

The Jade Emperor's face twitched and he said, "Come here and draw up the decree!"

Fei Changfang left happily.

Zhou Du joined forces with the Jade Emperor and others and began to gain access to heaven and earth.

Later I heard that Fei Changfang went to the underworld to find the King of Hell, and led his mother and Zhenniang to live a good life.

Later, I heard that Erlang Shen led the heavenly soldiers and generals to descend to the earth, joined Sun Wukong, and drove all the demons and monsters to the heaven.

Since then, heaven and demons and monsters have been in the same world.

The Jade Emperor gathered everyone in heaven and began to completely seal heaven and the connection with the human world.

The connection between the underworld and the human world has also been blocked, leaving only a passage for the soul seducers to go to the human world to seduce souls.

Others cannot pass the restriction and enter the human world!

The spiritual energy in the human world is also getting less and less... and eventually disappears completely.

Zhou Du felt that it was not safe, so he added a layer of secrets using a combination of characters.

The Jade Emperor and others' scalps were numb when they saw it.

We are a seal, you don't need to create a killing array, right?

Later I heard that the pangolin was crying.

I want to become an immortal, I want to go to heaven.

This is not how you go to heaven.

Is it too late for me to commit suicide and reincarnate?

(End of chapter)