Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 219 Han Xiangzi: If you don’t give in, what will happen to your mother and Zhenniang?

Tieguai Li was putting on makeup in front of the bronze mirror.

"Hey, this look is really ugly!"

Tieguai Li lamented, "It's all the pangolin's fault!"

Zhou Dushi walked in calmly, a little surprised, "Why do you blame the pangolin?"

"Who are you?"

Tieguai Li frowned and turned to look at Zhou Du, "Do you know where this place is?"

"I said, why should we blame the pangolin?"

"Is everything the demon does wrong?"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

Tieguai Li snorted coldly, "That bastard pangolin is a beast!"

"He does all kinds of evil!"

"He is a demon!"

"If it hadn't been for him back then, how could I have fallen to this point?"

"Back then, I was a handsome and handsome man!"

Tieguai Li gritted his teeth.

Zhou Du: "..."

What does it have to do with pangolins?

Did someone mess with you?

Your soul left the body, saw a pangolin, said there was a monster, and then went to kill it.

Don’t pangolins just blow up tons of dust on the ground and contaminate your clothes?

Then they ran away.

If your body is gone, what does it matter to others?

Why don't you go find trouble with your own children?

Zhou Du raised his middle finger directly.

Tieguai Li: "???"

What do you mean by raising your middle finger?

"I'm too lazy to bother you!"

Zhou Du kicked him forward!

Tieguai Li: Be bold and dare to attack this immortal!

What the fuck!?

Tieguai Li was kicked out.

Zhou Du waved his hand and put it into the magic box.

Sheephorn Mountain.

Han Zhongli was doing nothing, blowing the wind with his fan. He took the Gu cup and shook it twice.

"I bet it's definitely one, two, three!"

Han Zhongli opened it and smiled.

"Oh, life is so lonely!"

"I bet I am the only god of gambling in the world!"

Han Zhongli was smiling and had a big belly.

"I bet you'll be paralyzed!"

“Don’t you know that as a human being, you have to refuse gambling and drugs?”

"I am sworn in with gambling and drugs!"

Zhou Du appeared behind Han Zhongli and knocked Han Zhongli unconscious with one punch!

"Ding, you didn't mention the yellow word at all!"

The system complained.

"Haha, serious people never mention yellow!"

Zhou Du spoke proudly, took out the magic box, and searched Han Zhongli.

The next target...Lan Caihe!

Lan Caihe is lazy and is the reincarnation of the Barefoot Immortal.

He became an immortal because Sun Wukong gave him 500 years of magic power.

Sun Wukong completely depends on the ray of grace under Wuzhi Mountain.

Sun Wukong, you were humiliated by the mountain god. The barefoot immortal kicked the mountain god.

Therefore, Sun Wukong gave Lan Caihe five hundred years of skill to become an immortal.

Zhou Du came to Xiaoyaoju.

Xiaoyaoju is indeed a happy place.

You see, Lan Caihe is lying in the yard, sleeping.

Zhou Du: "..."

I said, you have such a big heart, how did you live for such a long time?

Do you really think you are one of the Eight Immortals, do you really think you are Sun Wukong's disciple, so no one dares to provoke you?

If you want to sleep, at least set some restrictions for yourself!

"You will be numb when you sleep, but you will be happy when you wake up!"

Zhou Du kicked Lan Caihe awake.

Lan Caihe woke up and was still a little confused, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Du directly sealed it and put it in the magic box!

Lan Caihe: "..."

What are you doing?

Hey hey hey, no matter what you want to do, just let me say something first!

Zhou Du: Haha!

Villains die because they talk too much, and righteous people die because they talk too much.

so……

You don't need lines.

After all, you yourself are too lazy, and you probably don't even bother to say your lines.

So be it!

Zhou Du yawned, and there was only one left.

Han Xiangzi!

Today Han Xiangzi is still called Fei Changfang.

He was arrested by Erlang Shen because he killed several thieves who insulted his wife and then whipped their corpses.

He was sent to the eighteenth level of hell.

After Lu Dongbin and others made peace, the Jade Emperor decided to give him a chance and demoted him to a ghost fairy and asked him to catch ghosts.

In order to become an immortal, he must endure the punishment of being struck by five thunders.

Fei Changfang's body was destroyed, and Lu Dongbin took him to find Laojun.

Laojun said that he committed a serious crime by killing people and whipping their corpses, and he needed to be bitten by hundreds of ghosts before he could become an immortal.

This is destined by God.

Fei Changfang was immediately furious. He was dissatisfied when he was demoted to a ghost fairy.

He just killed a few beasts that caused harm to his wife, why should he be tortured like this?

He was struck by five thunders and bitten by hundreds of ghosts.

He angrily denounced God for being unfair!

Cursing the sky three times will lead to three reincarnations.

Finally became Han Xiangzi.

Fei Changfang is the most pitiable person.

His mother is dead, his wife is dead.

The reason is just...he doesn't believe in ghosts and gods!

He believes in people and self-improvement!

What did he do wrong?

Everyone is plotting to get him out of this mortal world.

Plan to let his mother and wife die!

He is also the only one who treats pangolins sincerely.

Zhou Du took one step forward.

"stop!"

In a wilderness, there was a young man with lines on his face who looked very ferocious.

He holds the Yin and Yang Order and chases down evil spirits!

A sword energy passed through the air.

The ghost he was chasing was immediately driven to pieces.

Fei Changfang was stunned and said in astonishment, "Who is stopping the underworld from doing things?"

"Are you really giving up?"

Zhou Du flew out with a smile.

"Who are you?"

Fei Changfang stared at Zhou Du with a glint in his eyes.

"I'm here to save you from your misery!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Actually, I have a question..."

"Since you are working in the underworld, why didn't you go see your mother and your wife?"

"Why don't you follow Sun Wukong's example, cause havoc in the underworld, and escape with your mother and wife?"

Zhou Du fell down and asked.

Fei Changfang's body also fell. He looked at Zhou Du blankly and suddenly smiled.

Do you think I haven't thought about it?

But, after all, I am not Sun Wukong!

In order for me to become an immortal, my mother and wife both died.

But if I continue to be stubborn...

I'm just afraid that they will lose their souls.

How do you want me to choose?

I can only choose to become an immortal and become one of the Eight Immortals, so...

My mother, my wife, they will live a good life in the next life.

"I can not!"

Fei Changfang smiled calmly, "I can only go on according to their wishes, otherwise..."

Zhou Du: "..."

It turns out that you have accepted your fate!

However, after being bitten by hundreds of ghosts, you were still angry.

After all, your weakness is that you have too much desire to kill.

No wonder Han Xiangzi after his reincarnation was gentle and elegant.

I'm afraid you have figured it out yourself.

You can only follow the path arranged by them.

"Can you really give up your emotions and desires?"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

Fei Changfang exhaled, "Although I don't know who you are, I want to say, if I don't give up, how can I become an immortal?"

"After all, I have made too many mistakes!"

Fei Changfang smiled bitterly, "Okay, let's get down to business!"

"You killed the evil ghost I wanted to capture. Do you have to give an explanation to the underworld?"

Fei Changfang said calmly and raised the Yin Yang Order.

Zhou Du: "..."

He stretched out his hand, "Fei Changfang, how about I take you to overthrow this destiny?"

Fei Changfang: "..."

Brother, can we stop making trouble?

who do you think You Are?

Do you think you are the Monkey King, the Monkey King?

So what if it's Sun Wukong?

Sun Wukong is also unable to overturn the destiny of heaven, not even the heaven!

This dark sky, dark sky, bad sky!

What can I do?

(End of chapter)