Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 182 Shenlong degenerated into a height growth device?

Trunks came back disgraced.

He looked at Zhou Du blankly.

Zamasu and Goku Black are just gone?

Great God, how strong are you?

"Are you going back to find your dad?"

Zhou Du asked.

Trunks shook his head, "I'm not looking for you anymore."

I've been fucked to death by you, what the hell are you looking for?

"Oh, then I took your time machine."

Zhou Du said, "Hurry up and repair the world."

"If you take it away, what will I use in the future?"

"Besides, you also have a way to travel through time and space, right?"

Trunks asked cautiously.

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Look, you are stingy. I will help you save the world. Are you so stingy?"

Trunks: "..."

"I don't know what you are struggling with. Can't you go to Namek to find the Dragon Balls?"

"Using Namek's Dragon Balls, can you resurrect the people you cherish?"

Zhou Du shrugged, "After all these years, haven't you thought about it?"

Trunks: "..."

Okay, I really didn't expect that.

It seems that there is a power in the dark that prevents me from thinking about Namek.

"Trunks, if you have the chance, see you later."

Zhou Du waved his hand, "Remember, don't fall in love with Xiao Wu."

Trunks: "..."

Why?

I already know Xiao Wu now, and we are already ambiguous.

Xiao Wu is so cute!

Zhou Du looked at Trunks' expression and fell into deep thought.

Are you still in love with her?

Xiao Wu, that aunt!

My body was transformed into a child using dragon balls. In fact, I am older than you.

Forget it, at least my body is young and it won't be a big problem to use it.

"gone!"

Zhou Du took out the time stone and snapped his fingers.

Green light enveloped Zhou Du.

"Can't we change the special effects?"

"I use the Time Stone too much, and I always feel like I will be cheated."

Zhou Du muttered something and disappeared.

Trunks exhaled and raised his hands to the void.

Thank you, God.

Main world.

Zhou Du walked out of the void.

After identifying the direction, Zhou Du arrived at Xidu.

Inside the capsule company.

Vegeta is playing with Little Trunks.

"You are living a very happy life!"

Zhou Du appeared behind Vegeta and said with a smile.

"I'm going, I haven't seen you in ten years."

Vegeta trembled, "Why are you back again?"

"ten years?"

"For me, only a few minutes have passed."

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Don't you create time travel?"

Vegeta: "..."

I haven’t seen you in ten years. How many minutes have you been so cute?

Why haven't you had a cigarette for hundreds of years?

"I don't know the specific timeline of the Dragon Ball world, so where is the plot now?"

Zhou Du sat down directly and asked.

Vegeta put down Little Trunks and let him go out and play by himself.

He smiled and said, "You have made a sieve through time and space."

"Ten years have passed since you solved Shalu."

"Gohan has just entered high school, so he should be in the timeline when Majin Buu is about to be born."

Vegeta said, "I'm waiting for Babidi."

"Master, come with me."

Vegeta took Zhou Du to a secret base.

Zhou Du: "..."

Why do you want to learn from me?

Why did you move Majin Buu's egg out?

Also, why do you feel like you are getting taller?

"I have used Dragon Ball ten times in the past ten years!"

Vegeta said with a smile, "I'm 1.82 meters tall now!"

"I grew five centimeters each time. I used it four times! The fourth time I grew two centimeters!"

Vegeta chuckled.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

Are you following Frieza?

Well, you are a dwarf anyway, so it is not inappropriate to use dragon balls to grow taller.

But...why do you want to grow taller?

Is it because you and Bulma are not the right height?

But have you ever heard a sentence?

As long as the bottoms are aligned, it doesn’t matter whether he is tall or short!

"Let Shenron find the location of Majin Buu's egg, and I will carry him back!"

Vegeta smiled and said, "Besides, I'm super three!"

"Uh, Vegeta can't go Super 3!"

Zhou Du shook his head decisively.

"But I know how!" Vegeta said.

Zhou Du: "..."

Not being able to become Super 3 was the pain in Vegeta's heart, but in the end, you smoothed it over?

"Moreover, I am also currently studying how to control the state of Super Sai Red!"

Vegeta sighed, "It's a pity that there are not five Saiyans who can inject spiritual light into me."

"Who knows how Vegeta and Son Goku controlled Super Sailor Red's state in the original plot."

Vegeta touched his nose, "I want to give Gohan the spring medicine so that he and Videl can have a baby as soon as possible."

Zhou Du: "..."

Lao Bei, the proud Saiyan prince in my heart is completely gone.

Can you have a little bit of someone else's personality?

"By the way, Vegeta has a biological brother!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "You can find him!"

Vegeta was stunned.

I'll go, yes!

Vegeta had a younger brother, and then he took a weird wife.

You can find him.

"Okay, I won't talk nonsense to you anymore."

Zhou Du yawned, "Give me Majin Buu's egg and collect the dragon balls along the way. I'll be of some use!"

"What are you going to do?"

Vegeta asked in surprise.

"Go to the world of destruction."

"I don't know the way, so I ask the Dragon Balls!"

Zhou Du shrugged.

"Shenlong knows something!"

Vegeta said, "That's just a useless dragon, it's of no use at all."

"The function of the Dragon Ball is to serve as a resurrection coin."

"That dragon is nothing."

Vegeta waved his hand.

"I said let me become the strongest in the universe, but Shenlong said...it can't be done!"

"I asked me to become a Super Saiyan, but Shenron said, I can't do it!"

"I said give me an invincible immortal body, Shenlong said, it can't be done!"

"I said, give me 100 million fairy beans, but Shenlong said, you can't do it."

Vegeta sighed, "I asked him to get the Kaioshin, but he couldn't do it!"

"So, is this dragon too useless?"

Vegeta spread his hands.

Zhou Du: "..."

"He doesn't know, I beat him until he knows."

Zhou Du shook his head, "Give me your balls."

"Get it yourself."

Vegeta pointed at Majin Buu's egg.

Zhou Du walked forward and dragged the egg out, "Let me collect the dragon balls."

Vegeta nodded and flew out.

One day passed.

"Come out, Shenlong!"

Vegeta looked at the seven dragon balls in front of him and spoke proudly.

Rumble...

The sky turned gloomy, and a green light shot straight into the sky. The light flickered and turned into a dragon, hovering high in the sky.

"I can grant you any wish, but only one!"

Shenlong lowered his head slightly, looked at Zhou Du and Vegeta, and was suddenly stunned.

Damn, why is it this guy again?

I, the majestic divine dragon, have degenerated into an instrument for you to increase your height, haven’t I?

"Okay, I know, let's continue to grow a few centimeters taller, right?"

Before Vegeta could speak, Shenron spoke first.

Vegeta and Zhou Du: "..."

"no no!"

Vegeta hurriedly shouted, "It's not me who made the wish this time!"

Shenlong exhaled and nodded.

Finally it wasn't you who made the wish.

My divine dragon finally has its place.

Come on, speak your wishes out loud.

Zhou Du: "Send me to the God of Destruction Realm?"

Shenlong: "..."

Vegeta, how about we repeat our previous wishes?

Let's talk about your height. Do you like it?

(End of chapter)