Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 162 Zhou Du: System, how much kickback have you received? System: Don’t ask if we are friends!

Both the people and the evil tribe present were stunned.

Is this the end?

that is……

Can this guy act like a master when doing it?

"Look at the hammer!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "This is a move I created myself!"

"Kick him in the bottom, this is true - Dongfang is undefeated!"

"Poke his chrysanthemum, this is called true - the chrysanthemum is broken!"

"Put him in the eye, this is true - Ke Zhen'e!"

"Smash him on the head, this is really called Xingtian!"

Zhou Du said gently, "Do you have any opinions on the four tricks I created?"

The Heavenly Sovereigns of the world shook their heads crazily.

I have a hammer opinion!

When we see you in the future, we will be absolutely respectful!

You are a gangster!

We are not afraid of masters, we are afraid of masters playing hooligans!

"Ding, the mission is completed, and the host will be rewarded with three minor realms of cultivation!"

The system sound suddenly sounded!

Zhou Du suddenly felt a crackling sensation inside his body...

The fourth level of the Saint Realm!

"Tongzi, your cultivation has been improving a bit slowly recently!"

Zhou Du communicated with the system.

system:"……"

Is this rider still slow?

"Ding, why don't Tongzi directly let the host control the power of Pangu?" The system turned into an idiot and looked at Zhou Du with contempt.

"In addition to becoming Erha, can't you become anything else?"

Zhou Du was speechless.

"Ding, Erha's expression can despise you!" the system responded.

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Don't change the subject, you have already said it, let me control the power of Pangu!"

"Since you said it kindly, Tongzi, I will mercifully agree."

"Come on, let me become Pangu!"

Zhou Du smiled very obscenely.

"Ding, it's the same thing again..."

"Drink more northwest wind and let the water in your brain dry up!"

The system showed a classic expression of disdain.

Zhou Du: "→_→!"

"I've met senior!"

At this time, Qin Tian and others gathered around and bowed to Zhou Du.

As for the evil tribes outside the territory escaping, then just run away.

Now that the Evil God is dead, these guys can't make waves.

We slowly play them to death.

"My name is Yun Potian, from Dou Qi Continent!"

Zhou Du waved his hand, "I'm younger than you."

Everyone: "..."

"Senior, there's something I don't quite understand."

Qin Tian continued, "Your cultivation level..."

"Sovereign Lingpintian!" Zhou Du looked innocent.

Everyone's face twitched.

Can you please stop fooling me?

"My routine is different from yours. The techniques I practice come from a world called Zhetian."

"It's a miserable place there. Even though it's powerful, it's only a matter of lifespan."

"The rules of heaven are lacking there, but it doesn't matter here!"

Zhou Du laughed.

Qin Tian and others: "???"

Trading one's life for combat power?

However, this combat power is too impressive.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense with you. I'm leaving. You go and kill the evil tribes outside the territory!"

Zhou Du waved his hand.

"Senior, are you leaving now?"

Qin Tian and others were a little stunned.

"I'll run away after I'm done pretending..."

"If you don't like it, come and fuck me, la la la la!"

Zhou Du made a whooshing sound and turned into a ray of light.

Qin Tian and others looked at each other.

Finally come to the conclusion...

This guy is mentally ill!

never mind……

Yun Potian, you are the benefactor of the world.

Thanks!

Zhou Du had disappeared at this time.

Under the leadership of the system, he crossed the world's barriers and embarked on a new path.

new world.

Zhou Du yawned, "Tongzi, tell me, who am I this time? What is my mission?"

Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at the sky.

Well, densely packed...

spacecraft.

"Science fiction world?"

Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, the host's current identity is...Human Emperor Xin!"

The system's voice had a hint of smile, "Didn't you say that? You have no chance of being a scumbag!"

"This time, Tongzi will give you a chance!"

"Tongzi wants to see if you are a mouth-happy guy!"

The system is smiling.

Zhou Du: "..."

What's wrong with me?

What world have you thrown me into?

"Ding, Super Seminary, Hero Company!"

The system said with a smile, "Hehehe, you have long legs!"

Zhou Du: Ah?

North of the Milky Way, is Wuyan the most beautiful?

Among angels, there are so many long legs!

Angel Yan, Heavenly King Hexi, Holy Kesha.

Angel Lingxi, Angel Chase...

Lots of angels!

There is also the pure girl Qilin and the hot beauty Qiangwei.

Lena, who spends her whole day shouting that she is the sun.

There is also Xiaoli who is in love with Brother Monkey.

There was also Liang Bing who was set up with a machine gun.

Zhou Du licked his lips...

Although there are many beauties, one cannot be greedy for wine.

I... what a scumbag!

Zhou Du took a deep breath.

"Without a woman in my heart, draw your sword to the God of Nature!"

"Tongzi, don't mess with my mind!"

Zhou Du said solemnly, "I won't look for you until I agree!"

I have said it before, if you are looking for a woman from the advanced world, with high cultivation level!

because……

Those are all rich women!

As the saying goes, if you don't have a woman in your heart, you will draw a sword from the gods... and the rich woman will give you a good sword!

so……

"Tongzi, I'm just a talkative person, and I'll never talk about it again."

Zhou Du raised his hands and surrendered.

The main reason is that Zhou Du doesn't think he is a good person, but he is not a bad person either.

At the very least, you can’t be ruthless!

He is a person who travels through the world of the heavens, and he is a wandering existence in the heavens.

Displaced and homeless!

"Ding, that's it, I won't talk nonsense to you anymore!"

The system said, "As I said before, I issue the task and you complete the task!"

"You write the invoice and I'll reimburse you!"

The system is smiling.

"Tongzi, tell the truth..."

Zhou Du touched his nose and asked, "How much kickback did you get for riding the horse?"

system:"……"

"Cough cough cough cough!"

"Host, are we good friends?"

The system said.

Zhou Du nodded.

"Ding, since we are friends, don't ask any more questions!" the system said gently, "Or do you want me to go back and file a report and open the authority to punish the host?"

Zhou Du: "..."

Tongzi, you have changed!

You don’t pamper me anymore!

You actually threatened me, you actually wanted to punish me?

"Ding, what's our slogan?"

"good for everyone!"

"so……"

"Do not ask!"

The sound of the system is very gentle.

Zhou Du: "..."

So, what kind of organization is behind your scenes?

System vendor?

"Ding, stop talking nonsense, you can just walk sideways in this world!"

The system continued, "Didn't you say that your recent cultivation has been very slow to improve? Tongzi will improve you enough this time!"

Zhou Du scratched his head.

Tongzi, are you sure I didn't find out that you were taking kickbacks and you wanted to bribe me?

Am I someone who can be bribed so easily?

"At least become a quasi-emperor!" Zhou Du said proudly, "This is the most basic thing!"

"Ding, the most saint king!" the system said, "One size fits all! If you want it, take it, if you don't want it, don't take it!"

Zhou Du: "System, you are so good at bargaining!"

System: "How about we each take a step back and go to the eighth level of the Saint King?"

Zhou Du exhaled, "Okay, you are the system, you have the final say!"

system:"……"

This vegetable market is bargain-hunting...why do you feel like you're still losing money?

"Ding, mission released."

"Tianzha Kunpeng is chasing...Angel Lingxi."

(End of chapter)