Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 101 Report, he should have bought a coffin and buried himself in it!

Time flies so fast, as soon as you open and close your eyes, another day passes.

"Boss, fried dough sticks, tofu noodle!"

Zhou Du came to a morning stall, shouted, and then ate happily.

After a while, two people came over, Wang Miao and Da Shi.

"You can still eat it!"

Da Shi sat down and said, "Boss, fried dough sticks and soy milk!"

"Do you know how much we care about what you said early yesterday morning?"

Shi Qiang smiled and said, "I went back to find Chang Weisi and finally convinced him to reveal the secret."

"You actually really know about the Trisolarans?"

Da Shi said, "Chang Weisi gave me an order to take you to the combat center."

Zhou Du nodded, "Okay!"

Da Shi: "???"

Don't you want to refute it?

Wang Miao did not speak.

He had many doubts and wanted to ask Zhou Du.

Suddenly, Da Shi suddenly stood up and rushed towards Zhou Du.

There was a pop sound...

Da Shi was stunned.

He thought he could knock Zhou Du down this time, but Zhou Du didn't move at all.

"Da Shi, don't be so nervous!"

Zhou Du smiled and pushed Da Shi away.

A bullet flew past his ear and shot into the wall behind him.

Let’s learn about Magneto’s abilities.

Da Shi: "..."

Even though someone is coming to assassinate you, you are still so calm.

At the corner ahead, a man covered his right hand with clothes. Judging from the outline, it looked like a pistol.

That was the person who assassinated Zhou Du.

The man looked confused.

Am I so inaccurate with my marksmanship?

It was so close and I actually missed it?

He subconsciously raised his hand and was about to shoot the second bullet.

However, where he was leaning against the corner, the screws of an air conditioner's outdoor unit suddenly loosened, and the outdoor unit fell down...

With a bang, he fell to the ground.

assassin:"……"

Did you go out without reading the almanac?

Da Shi was stunned and immediately rushed over.

Um, already dead!

Zhou Du stood up and said with a smile, "This is called committing unjust acts and you will be punished."

Shi Qiang and Wang Miao: "..."

You may be lucky today, but you may not be lucky next time.

"Come to me!"

Shi Qiang took a deep breath and said, "I will contact the combat center right away. You can come with us!"

Zhou Du nodded.

ETO actually came to assassinate me?

I didn’t reveal anything myself.

Because the Lord doesn’t care!

It seems that the people of ETO are taking the initiative to make their own decisions.

But it’s none of my business!

I'm too lazy to kill them.

Anyway, they will all die.

Because the Trisolarans would be afraid of the Earthlings lying, and then watch helplessly as they were cut into pieces by Shi Qiang and others using the Guzheng Project.

Operations center.

It was originally a museum that was renovated, and a group of people were busy inside.

Shi Qiang took Zhou Du and Wang Miao to find Chang Weisi.

"We didn't find your information!"

After entering the conference room, Chang Weisi said straight to the point.

"What do you mean?" Wang Miao asked in surprise.

"It means... he has no experience, it's like he jumped out of a crack in a rock!"

Shi Qiang said, "In this society, there is no trace of his past."

Chang Weisi said calmly, "He just jumped out like Sun Wukong!"

"Who the hell are you?"

Chang Weisi asked.

"who I am?"

Zhou Du smiled.

"Then let me tell you a story!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

"There was once someone who worked hard to conquer the world and conquered the world with the help of six generations of warriors!"

"His son fought for seven generations and destroyed the seven kingdoms."

Zhou Du smiled.

Chang Weisi and the others: "..."

Are you talking about the First Emperor and Hu Hai?

There is nothing wrong with this description.

The sixth generation of Emperor Shihuang destroyed six kingdoms, and the seventh generation of Hu Hai destroyed seven kingdoms.

"He asked someone to help him find the elixir of longevity...and then, it was successful!"

Zhou Du shrugged.

Chang Weisi and others: "????"

Did the First Emperor live forever?

"But there was something wrong with the elixir of life, so he fell asleep for a while. When he woke up, his son had already destroyed the Seven Kingdoms!"

"But seeing that the people are living well, he doesn't want to restore the country or anything."

"Then, he lived in seclusion and came out to visit every once in a while!"

"During the Sui and Tang Dynasties, he used the pseudonym Xiang Yutian!"

"During the Northern Song Dynasty, his name was Xiaoyaozi!"

"During the Southern Song Dynasty, he served as the Condor Hero!"

"During the Ming Dynasty, he scolded Zhu Houzhao."

"Then I fell asleep, and when I woke up, it's now!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Isn't this story exciting enough?"

"Nonsense!"

Chang Weisi said coldly, "You mean...are you him?"

"I...yes!"

Zhou Du raised his head slightly, squinting at Chang Weisi at a forty-five degree angle.

An inexplicable aura exuded from him.

Chang Weisi and others suddenly felt as if they had fallen into an ice cave.

They were trembling in their hearts and did not even dare to say a word.

"I know more about cosmic civilization than you do!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "I will take action when the time comes!"

Zhou Du stood up and said, "My name is Zhou Du now. Remember it. The days of peace are numbered. Goodbye!"

"See you in the future!"

Zhou Du said to Da Shi that he was leaving!

"stop!"

Chang Weisi shouted.

Zhou Du frowned and his aura suddenly suppressed.

Chang Weisi and others suddenly froze in place.

"I'm going back to dig a hole and bury myself..."

"Don't bother me!"

Zhou Du walked out of the combat center with a smile.

After Zhou Du disappeared, Chang Weisi and the others gasped violently.

"He really is?"

Wang Miao asked breathlessly, "After all, the aliens have come out!"

"Aliens are reliable, but immortality is not reliable at all!"

Chang Weisi shouted, "Shi Qiang, go and find out. We must find out!"

Da Shi: "..."

Just know how to call me.

"I'll go check it out, but I still need Wang Miao to contact you more about ETO, so that we can get it all in one go!"

Shi Qiang said.

Wang Miao nodded.

Chang Weisi fell into deep thought.

Why can't we move when that person stares?

Is there really any saying about immortality in this world?

This is simply impossible!

Time flies.

"Report, Zhou Du bought a coffin!"

"Report, Zhou Du entered the jungle!"

"Report, lost trace of Zhou Du!"

In the operations center, Shi Qiang came over and reported several times.

Chang Weisi and Da Shi looked at each other.

"Is there really no one left?" Chang Weisi asked.

Shi Qiang nodded, "After buying a coffin, I took the coffin and left the city and entered the jungle!"

"The following departments have been contacted and the jungle has been searched. There is no trace of him anymore!"

Shi Qiang said, "You won't really bury yourself, right?"

Chang Weisi frowned and said, "Let's resolve the ETO matter first."

Shi Qiang nodded.

Later, this incident kept flashing in Chang Weisi's mind.

Indirectly changed Chang Weisi's fate.

He was supposed to retire at the age of sixty-five and die at the age of sixty-eight.

Because he had been paying attention to Zhou Du's news, but could never find it again, so he couldn't let it go.

So, in the era of crisis, he made a decision!

He is hibernating!

And our protagonist, Zhou Du, carried the coffin to the forest and dug a thousand-meter deep pit.

He lay down in the coffin and buried himself.

System: "Ding, sleep begins!"

(End of chapter)