Noisy, unscrupulous system
Chapter 1: Mess around with the system when you have nothing to do
In a certain world.
In front of the valley, a cold wind blew, bringing up a cloud of dust, and the weeds trembled and swayed.
A dazzling white light flashed, and a handsome young man suddenly appeared here.
"At least give me some mental preparation!"
Zhou Du was a little crazy.
Zhou Du, male, 23 years old.
When I was a freshman, my parents became orphans.
He worked frugally and completed his studies at university.
He was about to take a taxi to report to the company when a voice sounded in his mind.
"Ding, the host was found. The host complies with the rules of the Qidian Orphanage. Bind the host."
"Brother, do you want to travel through time?"
Zhou Du: "..."
Then, he came here.
"What system are you in?"
Zhou Du stood there and asked.
"Ding, you have nothing to do but mess around with the system!"
The system sound sounded.
Zhou Du: "????"
These days, the system is idle and messing around?
Is it because there have been too many systems in recent years, so the system has begun to involute?
The system is too lazy to name it and just binds it to the host?
"Ding, the host's current mission is to defeat the master and become the best in the world!"
The system said, "Anyway, the purpose of this system's existence is to take you to experience the scenery of all the worlds and make you the strongest in the world."
"In each world, I will give you some tasks and some rewards."
"Let's all have a good time."
"How are you, how are I, how are you all."
The system continued, "So, Saonianlang, come on."
Zhou Du: "..."
"Ding, the host's current identity is Xiaoyaozi, please become number one in the world!"
"Targets to defeat: Murong Fu, Ding Chunqiu, Jiumozhi, Tianshan Tonglao, Li Qiushui, Wu Yazi, Xiao Feng, Xiao Yuanshan, Murong Bo!"
"The final mission: the sweeping monk."
"Every time you defeat someone, you will get a reward!"
The system said, "Host, do it!"
Zhou Du was stunned on the spot.
Have you time-traveled into the world of Tian Long Ba Bu?
Also, am I Xiaoyaozi?
"How can I become Xiaoyaozi? Did Xiaoyaozi burp? No one will find out, right?" Zhou Du said.
"Ding, don't worry. The identities the system finds for the host are all people from all over the world."
"As long as the host doesn't worry about being wild."
The system said, "In the eyes of others, the host now looks like Xiaoyaozi, and the wrinkles on his face can kill a fly."
Zhou Du's face twitched and he felt like he was having a stroke.
What exactly does this system do?
I always feel a bit unruly!
"Wait a minute, where's the newbie gift package?" Zhou Du shouted frantically.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining Xiaoyaozi's inner strength."
"Look at the properties panel yourself and don't bother the system."
The system said something.
Zhou Du opened the properties panel with a dull look on his face.
Cultivation: Peak of Grandmaster.
Combat strength: Before you have skills, you are just a scumbag.
Zhou Du: "..."
This system is a bit irresponsible.
In Tianlong World, can we become number one in the world?
Zhou Du curled his lips and the Dragon King came online.
Tianlong World has always been a welfare world for beginners.
The simple way to pass the customs is as follows.
Cracking the Zhenlong chess game → Obtaining Wu Yazi’s internal power → Fooling Li Qiushui and Tianshan Tonglao → Learning martial arts → No. 1 in the world.
Zhou Du smiled, he was a happy man.
This customs clearance method is even simpler.
As for whether Xiaoyaozi was immortal and why he hiccupped again, Zhou Du said he didn't want to know at all.
Anyway, the system said he hiccupped, so he must have hiccupped.
Maybe he got carried away and died.
Wait, Wu Yazi?
Wu Yazi also needs me to defeat him?
Is this enough to win?
He can't even move. If I punch him, can he resist?
In addition, since I am here, I naturally have to eliminate some unpleasant plots.
Please call me, unhappy plot destroyer!
An example is as follows: Xiao Feng killed A'Zhu with one palm.
"System, can you give me a map?"
"I don't know where I am now."
"And where is the silver?"
"Do you want to starve me to death?"
Zhou Du plucked his ears and rolled his eyes.
"Ding, portable space is enabled... Yinzi's thing is not available in this system."
"I'll give you a hundred tons of gold and a map. You can figure it out yourself!"
The system sound sounded.
Zhou Du: One hundred tons of gold?
System, atmosphere!
It's a pity, if in the real world, I would be a billionaire in an instant.
Zhou Du chuckled, identified a direction, and strolled away into the distance.
I have inner strength now, but...
Duan Yu and I have the same virtues, but only one inner strength, and nothing else.
Hey, I am Xiaoyaozi.
Zhou Du suddenly smiled and found a way.
Let’s take a look at my cool moves.
After walking out of the forest, Zhou Du asked for directions and then walked towards Leigu Mountain.
The system says to defeat these people, but it doesn’t say the order of defeating them, so let’s start with the Three Happy Elders.
Ten days later...
Zhou Du had a look of helplessness on his face. This ancient world was really not for humans to play with.
Did you agree to travel through time and ride a horse to fly?
Why does friction cause me so much pain?
Between the legs...it's so painful.
Zhou Du climbed up Leigu Mountain with great difficulty.
After walking for more than an hour, the terrain became higher and higher, but we finally made it through.
When he came to a place, he saw dense bamboo shade, quiet scenery, and a pavilion built with giant bamboo beside the mountain stream. It was elegantly constructed and showed great ingenuity.
A chessboard, carved on a large bluestone, with black and white stones all shining brightly.
A short, thin old man sat there quietly, seeming to ponder what to do next.
Zhou Du breathed a sigh of relief, finally arriving at Leigu Mountain and meeting Mr. Congbian Su Xinghe.
"Don't think about it, you will never be able to solve it in your life!"
Zhou Du walked over and said.
Su Xinghe raised his head, glanced at Zhou Du, and said nothing.
Where did this old guy come from?
Could this Zhenlong chess game be solved?
"This kid Wu Yazi is not very good at martial arts, but he is pretty good at other things!"
Zhou Du said with a smile.
Su Xinghe's eyes flashed with light, and he shouted coldly, "Bold, who are you?"
"Dare you call my master a brat?"
Su Xinghe has always regarded Wu Yazi as a god, how could he tolerate others talking about his master like this!
He has pretended to be deaf and mute for thirty years, but now he has broken the precept.
"You don't know me?"
"That's right, you are Wu Yazi's disciple and you have never met me!"
Zhou Du said with a smile, "It is very easy to solve this Zhenlong chess game."
"You just need to kill yourself and leave nothing behind, then live again, won't it be solved?"
Zhou Du said calmly.
Su Xinghe was stunned, looked down at the chessboard, hesitated a little, and then directly placed a white stone to create a dead end.
His eyes became brighter and brighter. After dismantling it for a while, Su Xinghe suddenly stood up.
He raised his hand to Zhou Duyi and said, "Thank you for your advice. But you just called my master a brat..."
Zhou Du ignored him and came directly to the wooden house.
Although he had no martial arts skills, his inner strength shocked Gu Shuojin, and he punched him forward!
With a loud bang, the door was shattered by him!
"What do you want to do!"
Su Xinghe broke his defense.
I've been pretending to be deaf and mute for thirty years. Does anyone dare to make trouble with me now?
If a tiger doesn't respond to a cat, you think I'm critically ill!
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