My summons are weird

Andrew was not in a very good mood in the morning.

After all, his father was not willing to listen to his own ideas.

My father guessed his plan early on, calculated the date of his return, and arranged a banquet a few days in advance.

At that time, the unmarried noble children in the royal city will come, and even the few entrusted lords will make the direct descendants living in the royal city active for a rare time.

Since the Turner family provided the venue, Andrew, as the eldest son of the family, could not escape anyway.

Being able to provide a place for so many young people in the kingdom to socialize and talk, the Viscount Turner's house can be said to be very beautiful.

Old Andrew spent all his money, and the servants and slaves in the family began to decorate the manor before Andrew came back, and the reception hall converted into a ballroom was even more magnificently decorated.

Not every family can have the opportunity to become the center of the topic in the aristocratic circle, but whenever they encounter such an opportunity, they must work hard to seize it.

But Andrew didn't catch a cold, he was really not interested in dancing on the dance floor and admiring the beauty that made people's blood surge under the warm yellow light cast by the chandelier.

He was convinced he was a functioning man.

It took ten and a half months to return to the camp in the eastern border. Even if he saw the group of ordinary-looking, or even a little too "heroic" female knights in the logistics department, he would react.

But when he returned to Wangcheng, no matter how beautiful the girl was, he was indifferent.

He wants to learn magic quietly, and wants to pick up magic tools in his study and transform dolls.

Instead of following a group of masked canaries to play you test me, I test you, everyone regards testing as a fun little game.

After collecting all the silver coins at his disposal, Andrew left the house again without explaining to his family.

It was already noon when they arrived at Lu Yu's rented mansion, and Andrew smelled a tempting smell of meat before he entered the door.

Andrew, who had only eaten a few bites of bread in the morning, couldn't help swallowing.

After knocking on the door for a long time, the door was just opened.

It wasn't Lu Yu who opened the door. A girl with silver hair and a ponytail appeared in front of Andrew wearing a white apron.

The girl's complexion is very strange. This kind of light gray with a bit of brownish red should be a sub-human?

The girl didn't report, but planned to introduce Andrew into the house openly, which made Andrew quite dissatisfied.

"As a servant, how can you be the master without authorization, please make a report first."

The girl smiled and said, "My master knew you were coming, so tell me, just let me go."

Andrew's face turned pale, and he followed the other party into the house.

But the more he walked, the more Andrew felt that something was wrong. This direction...is the kitchen?

When he entered the kitchen, Andrew opened his mouth slightly in surprise.

I saw that Lu Yu was using a kitchen knife to smash garlic into pieces and chop them into minced garlic.

I don't know what is stewed in the pot, and it is exuding an increasingly attractive aroma.

Andrew rarely enters the kitchen, let alone cooks.

At this moment, seeing a son of a nobleman busy between the stove and kitchen utensils, an unreal feeling arises spontaneously.

"Nobility, you can also pretend."

Master's words echoed in my mind again.

Andrew put a cloth bag in his hand on the table, and the sound of metal clashing made Sigrid's eyes shine.

"Your Excellency Lu Yu, here are seventy silver coins, which are all the property I currently have."

"If you need more, I can ask the servant to bring the remaining copper coins when I go home."

Lu Yu, who is cooking, is taking the last step, pouring oil on the garlic beef.

When the hot oil is poured on the minced garlic, the aroma of garlic and meat is stimulated to the greatest extent.

Sigrid wiped her drool with the back of her hand

Andrew gritted his teeth reservedly, unwilling to show any flaws in his demeanor.

Lu Yu sat down with a large plate full of garlic beef. Seeing Andrew was still staring at him, he suddenly realized.

"Sigrid, give Viscount Andrew the dishes."

After giving the order, he asked, "Your Excellency, have you eaten, and if you haven't eaten, would you like some?"

Andrew's feet moved a step forward, he immediately remembered the purpose of coming here today, and quickly stopped.

"Please check first to see if the amount is satisfactory."

"Boring." Lu Yu clicked his tongue and asked Sigrid, who brought the bowls and chopsticks to Andrew, to count the amount of silver coins on the spot.

Seventy pieces, not one piece, are all brand-new Yas Kingdom standard silver coins, with a high market circulation rate and easy exchange.

Andrew looked at Lu Yu nervously, he was very worried that these would not satisfy Lu Yu's appetite.

At this stage, he doesn't want to ask his family for money, but if he opens this door, he will not be able to be tough on his father.

Seeing Lu Yu motioning Sigrid to put it away, and taking out his sword and puppet, Andrew felt relieved.

Andrew, who got the things, wanted to leave directly, but at this moment, the words of Master Drake's words began to echo again in his mind.

Seeing Lu Yu sitting at the same table with his servant eating, this kind of doubt was pulled to the maximum.

Among them, servants are not qualified to eat with the master's family at all.

The overly abnormal behavior made Andrew more and more convinced that what his master said was true.

"He will take out a map, trick you into buying it."

But now that he has made the move to leave, why doesn't Lu Yu respond?

Strange.

He deliberately squatted down, as if remembering something, and checked the doll.

so fragrant...

How could it be so fragrant.

As Lu Yu took out a new pot of food from the stew pot, the room was once again overwhelmed by the aroma.

When Lu Yu and Sigrid eat with two strange wooden sticks, they always hit the edge of the bowl.

Just listening to the "da da" attack, Andrew could imagine the picture of rice entering his mouth.

The sound of chewing became much louder for no reason, and Andrew was drooling crazily just listening to the sound.

The two of them discussed food with each other as if they didn't notice their existence at all.

"Master, this tomato brisket should be enough for two meals today, right?"

"This time I bought some more, and tomorrow I'll buy some good noodles and flour, and I'll feed you next time."

"Oh, I forgot to add some pepper to the garlic beef, let's just eat it today, it's delicious enough anyway."

Andrew, who was squatting on the ground for a long time, had no choice but to get up. He took two steps deliberately and vigorously. After realizing that neither Lu Yu nor Sigrid had any intention of keeping him, he had to put down his things and return to the kitchen.

Seeing Andrew going back and forth, Lu Yu was stunned for a while.

"The Viscount really wants to eat something."

Andrew is not the kind of person who likes to go round and round, so he simply said it straight to the point.

"Your Excellency Lu Yu, are you really a nobleman?"

"Which country is it ennobled?"

"Can you tell me about the title?"

"Is there a territory?"

"What are the special items in the land that gave birth to you?"

"You have come from a long distance, how many things have you seen?"

"Do you have travel notes?"

"How many countries, how many regions?"

"Is the monster illustrated book written?"

"Where's the drawing?"

"Since it's a magician, what level is it?"

"If there is a specialization path, which branch is it, do you mind showing one or two?"

After speaking in one breath, Andrew let out a long sigh of relief.

Maybe he wasn't born with intrigue, which was why he hated those fancy canaries so much.

Their melodious and melodious singing voices are all tinged with hypocrisy, and they are completely different from him, who prefers to treat others sincerely.

The question has been asked, and now it is waiting for Lu Yu to answer it.

There is no way for a liar to fabricate answers to so many questions in a short period of time.

Even if he had been prepared for a long time, these fabricated answers would leave holes for questioning.

I, Andrew Turner, will unmask a liar for the people of Wangcheng!

Seeing the righteous words, the confident Andrew stared at him with sharp eyes. Lu Yu's first reaction was not that this kid had become enlightened overnight.

but...

"Someone pointed out behind me, send him to line up with me."

In the end, Andrew leaked the news of his existence.

But Lu Yu didn't panic too much. From the very beginning, he didn't think that the identity he fabricated would go so smoothly that no one would question it.

There are many people in this world who eat more salt than you eat rice. The vision and experience their age has given them is incomparable to Lu Yu, who has just come to this world and is relatively young.

It is irresponsible to oneself to think of everyone as mentally handicapped, and to think that one identity and a bunch of labels can get along safely.

He was never afraid of being questioned, on the contrary...he welcomed it.

As long as someone questioned, and the questioned person was a well-known person, after passing his level, it was equivalent to getting a safe pass, and no one would doubt his identity again.

Now, Lu Yu only hopes that the person who made Andrew learn to question him has a nobler status.

Even if it wasn't his father, it should be someone with a name.

Sigrid put down the bowls and chopsticks under Lu Yu's gaze and glared at Andrew.

"Are you questioning the identity of my master?"

Andrew chuckled.

"Ms. Sigrid, as a servant, how dare you rush against a titled person without your master's permission?"

"Don't tell me that in your country, servants can bypass their masters?"

"Your Excellency Lu Yu, do you know that in the Kingdom of Yas, if a servant collides with a nobleman, the master will personally punish him?"

Sigrid froze, she acted according to the script Lu Yu had arranged for her before.

Master, is there something wrong with this script?

Or should he be punished to trigger the next stage of dialogue?

Lu Yu slowly picked up a piece of thinly sliced ​​beef and put it into his bowl.

He raised his head and looked at Andrew calmly.

"In my country, it is customary not to talk about so many irrelevant business matters during a meal."

"So I try not to get angry when eating, and let my servants say what should be angry and what should be said."

"If you want me to answer anything, wait until I finish eating."

"If you think I'm stalling, you can flip the table."

"If you think I'm evading, you can line up with Sigrid first and argue for a while."

"Of course, if you are hungry, you can sit down and eat... By the way, although I mentioned the option of flipping the table, but..."

"In my country, there is a saying that food is the most important thing for the people. Therefore, if someone lifts the table while eating, it is an act of tearing face."