My Brothers Are Geniuses While I’m The Useless One

"Who told you that a melon that is twisted is not sweet? A melon is a melon, and it is as sweet as it should be. The one that is twisted is just as sweet." Shangguan Qingxue snorted coldly and said disapprovingly.

...Well, this sentence is very philosophical, and Master Yijie is speechless.

"But..." After holding back for a long time, Master Yijie spoke again.

"Nothing but, it's getting late, sir, let's go to bed." Shangguan Qingxue said softly, her voice full of coquettishness.

However, it is only the voice that is charming. Looking through the window, I saw the seemingly delicate figure throwing the wine glass out with a wave of her arm, and then pounced on it like a wolf.

"Creak!" The next moment, the poor Master Yijie had been thrown onto the bed by her very roughly.

What is this doing? Could it be that the legendary overlord is using his bow forcefully?

Sure enough, the fates of master Yijie and Ye Wuse were so strikingly similar. Such a scene also happened to Ye Wuse. The only difference is that the body shapes have been reversed. Ye Wuse's lean body shape is actually more like Shangguan Qingxue, while Miss Niu's body shape is actually more like Master Yijie.

But it is precisely for this reason that it shows how tragic the fate of Master Yijie is - such a five-pound, three-pound, and round-waisted figure is forced to be bowed down by such a delicate and infinitely feminine female overlord like Shangguan Qingxue. If it spreads, He didn't want to live anymore, just spit and drown himself.

Seeing that his master was about to be "ravaged", Ye Wuse felt anxious and his raised palms were about to fall down.

"Stop, stop quickly, even if you get my body, you can't get my heart!" At this moment, Master Yijie shouted tragically, and the tall and fat figure in the window also grabbed hold of him tightly. collar.

I have to say that what Master Yijie shouted was so righteous and awe-inspiring, so willing to die rather than surrender, so impassioned. However, coupled with such actions, imagine how he would feel with the fat on his face and the fat on his body. It's just so weird.

Not to mention Gu Fenghua and the others, even old men like Weng Yuanming, Yao Wenshan, and Zeng Ning'an couldn't help laughing. She wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear of disturbing Shangguan Qingxue and missing the important event, which made her face cramp.

The corners of Ye Wuse's mouth twitched, and the raised palms were also twitching, but he couldn't wave them anymore.

It's so embarrassing, so embarrassing. If this sentence were shouted out by a pure and delicate little girl, it would seem like that. But if you look at your own physique and image, are you really not ashamed to shout such words?

"What do I want with your heart? I just want your body." On the window, the delicate figure licked her tongue and said in a more seductive voice.

As a result, not only Ye Wuse, but also Gu Fenghua and others' mouths twitched. Tough, she deserves to be the female devil of the Shangguan family. She can say such despicable words so confidently and in such a heart-wrenching way, she is really too tough.

"I...I..." Master Yijie's figure trembled, and he was choked by her strength and could not speak.

Others have spoken so bluntly, what else can he say? He can't say, "If you tarnish my innocence, I will hang myself in front of you" or something like that, right? Putting aside whether or not he was innocent, given his size and weight, he might not be able to die even if the rafters were hung.