Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Okita-kun is the opponent of fate. One day, I found out that you were dating a cute girl as a pen pal, so I planned to win the love!" Gintoki clasped his hands and explained solemnly, "Take Xinbachi's first The letter was crushed, and I sent my photo, after that, I saw that the relationship between Xinbaji and Xiaoli was getting better and better, and I was jealous of the date you met, and definitely took away Xiaoli's purity!"

Saying that, Yinshi stood up straight away, stretched out his index finger and pointed at Xin Baji, and continued, "But! It's [poop] that will appear on the stage at this time!"

"No need to poop! Just say my name normally!" Xinbaji retorted, "In short, I understand, but isn't this very contrived? Is it really okay?"

But at this moment, Souwu's voice suddenly came through the walkie-talkie in Jiang Cheng's hand: "Reality is sometimes more contrived than fiction."

"Okita-san..." Xinbachi looked at the walkie-talkie in Jiang Cheng's hand and murmured in disbelief.

"Well, it's easy to understand this way, isn't it good?" Sougo's voice sounded from the intercom again, "I don't bother to remember complicated things."

"Is this really okay? Okita-san, I want you to do this kind of thing for me..." Xin Baji said a little embarrassed.

"After all, I owe a lot of favors to the two bosses," Sougo replied, "and Kondo-san also added new regulations in the law. Article 46: You must hate Wanshiwu, but you must only hate Xinbachi. Treat them gently, and offenders will be cut into their stomachs."

"It's disgusting! He really aimed at brother-in-law's position!"

"Actually, there is another thing that I am more concerned about," Sougo continued. "It seems that Xiaoli's sister has also come to Edo. Now that sister is lost, Xiaoli is worried about it."

"Sister? Is that the one mentioned in the letter?" Shinpachi murmured.

"What should I do? Now is not the time to pick on her." Sou Wu replied.

"Sister? Wouldn't it be easier to persuade that kind of person without him?" Yin Shi disapprovingly picked his ear with his little finger, "This is an excellent opportunity, contact the police to deal with it casually, and then continue dating."

"Boss, I am the policeman." Sougo reminded.

"Isn't the best time to pick up a girl is when a woman is uneasy and there is a drunken graduation ceremony? This is the golden rule," Gintoki replied casually, and then looked at Xin Hachi, "Isn't it? Shin Hachi Haw."

"Well, I really can't hold it anymore," Jiang Cheng said with some pain, and at the same time threw the walkie-talkie in his hand to Yinshi, "Sorry, I will definitely talk to you guys when I get rid of the stuff in my stomach." Converged! Goodbye! Come on, Xinbachi!"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng clutched his stomach and walked away.

"Really, he really sneaked away," Yinshi spat disdainfully, "Well, it doesn't matter if you have him or not, anyway, he is useless in front of this kind of carnivorous woman, Xin Baji, get ready Yet?"

Yinshi had just finished speaking, but suddenly there was a submissive female voice behind him.

"Well, I'm sorry, Xin... Baji, did you just say Xin Baji?"

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji turned his head mechanically with an ugly face. Looking at the girl wearing glasses and dodging eyes in front of him, Xin Baji's face began to sweat...

...

In an alley.

"Yes... I'm sorry!" Xin Baji knelt on the ground and lowered his head towards Xiaoli's sister, "My lord! I'm really sorry!"

This is what Jiang Cheng saw after he came out of the toilet.

"Ah..." Xiao Li's sister covered her mouth and said in surprise, "Then you are me...my sister's pen pal, Shinpachi Shimura..."

"I don't mean anything malicious!" Xin Baji raised his head and frantically defended, "I have nothing to hide! I never thought of anything obscene! I just think your sister is so dazzling! Your sister is so beautiful! It’s shining! My eyes feel like they’ve been burned! I thought it would be great if I could have a pen pal like this! I just messed around with the photos because of a momentary inclination!”

Saying that, Xin Baji lowered his head again, "It's really bad, I'm really bad! I'm sorry! I will never get close to your sister again!"

Looking at Xin Baji, whose eyes were about to overflow with tears, Xiaoli's sister clenched her fists tightly, as if she had made up her mind, and said, "I can understand, and I can understand your mood."

"Sister..." Xin Baji raised his head and murmured.

"It's actually me that sucks," my sister continued, biting her lower lip, "I should be the one who has to apologize. It's all because of my fault that everyone..."

"Hey, what's the situation now?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yinshi beside him expressionlessly.

"How do I know!" Yinshi replied in a low voice, then took a step forward, yelled at Xiaoli's sister and persuaded, "Well, although I don't know the specific situation, please don't rush It was so profound. Anyway, you two haven't made a big mistake yet."

As he spoke, Yin Shi pulled Jiang Cheng aside, "If something unexpected happens, please remember that this person is the culprit and has nothing to do with me! If you want to resent, then resent him!"

"Hey! Don't blame others for all your faults! If it's the responsibility, you should be responsible too!" Jiang Chengbai shouted, then sighed softly, looking at Xinbaji and Xiaoli's sister, "Although it's true that Xinbaji lied, it's just that the two little devils secretly made a pen pal. It doesn't matter."

"Yeah, it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter at all with pen pals!" Gintoki clasped his hands and nodded.

"It's you! Isn't it the two of you who sent that photo?!" Xin Baji retorted.

"It's noisy! Shut up! You despicable bastard!" Yinshi retorted without hesitation, frowning with folded hands, "We just made a suggestion or two when our little brother was troubled! As a big brother, as a person in life senior!"

"Yes, yes! It's just a few suggestions! There are no faults or anything!" Jiang Cheng hugged his face and said with a soft snort.

"You two are just idling and panicking!!"

"Right? Elder sister, you can understand, right?" Yinshi looked at Xiao Li's elder sister, "Although she has been shutting herself out, but because she was worried about her sister, she broke her shackles and came here, right? Isn't it very touching?" What about it, right? Xinbaji."

"No...it's not like that," the elder sister held her clothes tightly on her chest, raised her head and said weakly, "I'm not such a great person, I...I..."

"No, no, no!" Yinshi hurriedly yelled to stop, "Don't enter that mode casually! Stop it! It makes us feel like we have done something very bad, please, stop it!"

After speaking, Yinshi directly raised his head and patted Jiang Cheng's back heavily, and said in a low voice, "It's your turn! Aren't you the best at dealing with women? Please!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and pointed at himself, wondering, "Don't say such vague words, and now you don't even know what's going on."

"Please, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji pleaded, "Anyway, let my sister rest assured!"

"Even if you say that..." Jiang Cheng murmured, but after seeing Xin Baji's serious expression, he could only sigh softly, "Well, forget it, let's agree in advance, this is what you asked me to do." Oh, if something unexpected happens, I will absolutely not be responsible for it!"

Xin Baji nodded heavily.

"It's really troublesome." Jiang Cheng scratched his head impatiently, then took a step forward, came to Xiaoli's sister, and directly forced her against the wall.

"That...that..." Xiaoli's elder sister put her hands on her chest, and was about to say something, but before she could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng moved closer and whispered in Xiaoli's elder sister's ear.

"Hey, forget everything about my sister. How about doing something more interesting with me now?"

"There's... something interesting..." Xiaoli's sister blushed.

"Ah, it's just a very interesting thing," Jiang Cheng continued, and at the same time, with the other hand, he quietly made an OK gesture to Xin Baji and Yinshi.

Seeing this, Yin Shi breathed a sigh of relief, and patted Xin Baji next to him, "Yo Xi, it's all right now! Don't worry about my sister's affairs at all!"

Xin Baji nodded expressionlessly with a black face.

But at this moment, a beautiful girl with a bong in her hand and a shopping bag happened to pass by, and she happened to see this scene, which was like a scene where unscrupulous students gang up on an honest student girl who had just finished class.

At that moment, he involuntarily took out a few kunai from his bosom and threw them out.

Yin Shi, Jiang Cheng, and Xin Baji, who were shot into targets, rushed to the street one after another, but because of this, Xiaoli's sister escaped from Jiang Cheng's clutches.

"Hey, are you okay?" Yue Yong stepped forward, glanced at the three men lying on the ground who were twitching constantly, and then turned her gaze to Xiaoli's sister.

"Ah, it's okay, thank you." My sister quickly replied, then trotted towards Xin Baji and asked with concern, "Are you all right? Mr. Xin Baji?"

"What are you doing?! Yueyue!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the Kunai from the back of his head while getting up, and shouted with blank eyes, "Why did you have to appear at such a critical moment! The boss has already lost blood, okay? ?! Why do you have to add trouble at this time! Thanks to you, all the hard work is in vain!"

"Shut up, you scum." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and said coldly.

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense to me! Who is the scum?! I'm just helping Mr. Xinbaji!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Yeah! Don't think that anyone's head is as hard as that idiot! Damn!" Yin Shi yelled with blank eyes after getting up.

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