Maybe a Fake Gintama

House of Everything.

Jiang Cheng, wearing Gintoki's coat, sat at Gintoki's desk, took the wet towel handed over by Shinpachi and wiped the ashes on his face. Then he looked straight at the young woman sitting on the sofa.

Jiang Cheng put his elbows on the table, crossed his hands to support his chin, and asked calmly: "Then, what exactly is the commission?"

"Hey? Didn't you say that on the phone? It's about the affair investigation." The young woman sitting on the sofa said.

"I see, that's how it is," Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Xin Baji who was standing aside, and said lightly: "Xin Baji, please give this young mother a cup of tea."

"Oh... Hi!" After responding, Xin Baji quickly ran to make tea.

"Then, what's your name?" Jiang Cheng asked again, his tone still so calm.

"Huh? So didn't you say that on the phone? Michiko Kawasaki." Michiko replied.

"I see, that's it," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then asked again, "Then, what is the commission?"

"So didn't you say that?! Affair investigation, affair investigation!" Michiko shouted with her eyes rolled, "Did you listen to what I said seriously?! Is this the way you treat your client?!"

"Suga, I see, that's how it is," Jiang Cheng nodded again, and then asked again, "Then, what do you call the guests?"

"Hey!! Stop it!" Michiko stood up unbearably, pointed at Jiang Cheng's nose and cursed, "What kind of service attitude is this?!"

"Um, Mrs. Kawasaki, please calm down," Xinbaji, who was bringing tea, quickly said with a smile, "This person has this kind of character. Mrs. Kawasaki, please don't mind. Anyway, you'd better tell me the specific situation. Bar."

"Really, all men are equally irritating!" Michiko spat and sat down again. She picked up the tea cup in front of her, took a sip and put it back down.

"Um, regarding the affair investigation, do you suspect that your husband is having an affair?" Xin Baji asked aloud, sitting on the sofa opposite.

"Well, that's it. My feeling is not wrong..." Michiko just started, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

"Wait a minute..." Jiang Cheng still maintained that posture, with his hands crossed under his chin,

Then, Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura, who was still sulking because he didn't eat barbecue, and shouted softly: "Hey, Kagura, take the children to play in the house. The next conversation is already a conversation in the adult world. , it’s too early for children.”

"It's so troublesome Aru." After Kagura spat disdainfully at Shinpachi, she led the three little kids to Gintoki's room. When they reached the door, Kagura didn't forget to turn her head again. He spat at Shinpachi with an unhappy look on his face. After doing this, he opened the door and walked in with the three brats.

"Why do you feel that Kagura is so hostile to me?" Shinbaji murmured expressionlessly, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with a puzzled face, "By the way, why did Jiang Chengsang want to take the children away?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng snorted, then glanced at Michiko lightly, and continued in a calm tone: "Women who speak ill of their husbands in front of their children are rare in this world. Although I don't know you No matter how you view your husband, in the eyes of your children, he is the most important father."

"That's because..." Michiko's face showed a little sadness.

"Yin Sang wouldn't go into preaching mode so quickly," Shinbachi pushed up his glasses and complained expressionlessly, "Also, can you stop making that pose? It's very tiring, right? Absolutely? "

"Baga! Do you still have that kind of mentality?!" Jiang Cheng frowned and scolded with a serious face, "If you imitate that kind of man, you will never be a promising new Bachi in your life!"

"Of course I know about that kind of thing!" Xin Baji retorted.

"Now that you know, forget about that man's way of doing things, you bastard! Otherwise... you will only imitate blindly, and you will never be able to surpass that loser with natural curls in your life!"

"I...I know." Xin Baji nodded and said quietly.

"Well, Shinpachi, please send my clothes to the dry cleaners I often go to," Jiangcheng continued, and then glanced at Michiko again, "The next time is [adult time], not for minors to participate ”

"What is [adult time]?! Can you please stop saying things that could lead to misunderstanding! Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang, it's really funny for you to say such things with that afro!" Shinbachi! shouted.

"It's not what a good adult should do to let underage children come into contact with the dirty and dark adult world in advance," Jiang Cheng sighed softly and explained lightly, "So, go ahead and help order the barbecue. The location of the store is the one I often go to. Also, it’s okay to have an afro like this, it will automatically recover after about three frames in the comic, so don’t worry.”

"No, I will stay in the Wanshiwuwu until the incident is resolved," Xinbajiu pushed up his glasses and refused expressionlessly, "After all, every incident involving Jiang Chengsang will become worse."

"It seems that the trust between us is far from being established," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Well, forget it, just watch Xin Baji if you want to, I will let you know a mature adult How to solve this kind of thing."

"Uh... we'll see..."

"Okay, now you can tell me exactly what you are thinking and how you view your husband." Jiang Cheng glanced at Michiko and said calmly again.

"I don't want to bring my child to a place like this," Michiko took out a handkerchief and wiped the looming tears in the corners of her eyes, sobbing and said, "But no matter how I pressed him, the man remained silent. I really I ran out because I couldn't bear it. I was ready for a divorce, but that man neither admitted having an affair nor wanted a divorce..."

Speaking of this, the sadness on Michiko's face became even worse, and tears fell down. "I want evidence! If I can prove that the man is indeed having an affair, I can also... wu wu wu..."

"Please don't be too sad, Mrs. Kawasaki," Shinpachi comforted, "Maybe your husband is just too tired from work to explain."

Michiko didn't speak, just cried.

"Women are like this," Jiang Cheng curled his lips, "always feel inexplicably insecure, and men are the same, always unaware of this. I don't know if that man cheated on him, but, you Do you still love that man deeply in your heart? Do you still care about that man? You say you are ready for divorce, but you can’t stop the tears on your face.”

"Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Bajiu murmured in disbelief, "I never thought Jiang Chengsang could have normal thinking sometimes..."

As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up and sat down next to Michiko. Then he took out a few colorful coupons with [Takamagahara half-price coupons] written on them from his arms, put them on the table and pushed them to Michiko's side. before.

"Let's go have a drink. No matter whether it's a man or a woman, sometimes you want to have a drink and forget everything, right? No matter if he cheated or not, forget all those unpleasant things."

"Hey, wait a minute," Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and complained expressionlessly, "Why have things developed to this point? What are you thinking in your head?! And why do you have Takamagahara? coupon?!"

"Ah, this," Jiang Chenghan laughed twice, "Kuaishi Lang once said that he wanted me to help him attract some customers... so..."

"No matter what, you shouldn't be soliciting customers at this time! Show me the atmosphere!" Shinpachi shouted with his veins popping out.

"Hahaha, after all, this lady seems to be very distressed, so it's perfect to have a drink at this time." Jiang Cheng laughed.

"That's not the case at all!!" Shinpachi shouted, and then looked at Michiko with a caring look, "We will be responsible for investigating your husband, leave it to us!"

"Thank you..." Michiko responded.

"Kagura, work has begun, stop playing." Shinpachi stood up and shouted towards Gintoki's bedroom.

"I know! Those really annoying glasses, tsk." Kagura spat again as she opened the door.

"Your resentment is too deep!" Shinpachi yelled, "It's just because you didn't eat barbecue!"

"Are you looking down on barbecue, Aru?!" Kagura rolled her eyes and scolded angrily, "Do you know how long it has been since Masterwuya has eaten something like that?!"

"Of course I know the importance of barbecue! But no matter what, work must come first!" Shinpachi retorted without thinking, but just after he finished speaking, Shinpachi inadvertently hit Gintoki. Gintoki's miserable situation in the bedroom...

Gintoki was obviously still in a coma. Two green onions were stuck straight into a certain part of Gintoki's body. There were actually two more scallions stuck in his nostrils. Fortunately, the ones around his neck had been removed.

"Um... Yin-sang, does it really not matter?" Xin Baji asked with the corner of his mouth twitching.

"It will be fine for that man." Jiang Cheng chuckled, then stood up and walked to the door first, "Then, I'll leave the matter to you. I'll go take the clothes to the dry cleaners first, and by the way Grab a seat at the barbecue restaurant. Bye~"

"I'm also going to help occupy the seat. I'll leave the work to you, Shinpachi." Kagura said at the same time, and followed Jiang Cheng.

"You two, please stop it!" Xin Baji shouted loudly, "The same goes for Jiang Chengsang, you looked like that just now, do you want to run away now?!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng turned his head, pointed at himself and said with a confused look, "I seem to have never been involved, right? I just asked about the situation out of curiosity. Besides, isn't this your job? Why? Are you going to involve an unrelated person like me?"

"Where is the excellent man we promised?" Shinpachi said with an expressionless expression as he narrowed his beady eyes.

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