Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara, Jiangcheng's room.

Kagura stood behind Jiang Cheng and kept sobbing.

"Gin-chan said a lot of outrageous things to me, Aru," Kagura said while sobbing. "It's all my fault that Master House's funds are getting tight, and it's all my fault that it's not possible to pay the rent. Wrong, you said it was all my fault that the rice in the kitchen was eaten by mice... Wuwuwu~"

In this regard, Jiang Cheng, who was immersed in the game, had no reaction at all.

"Uncle, did you hear what I said, Aru?" Kagura continued, blowing her nose at the same time, and then wiped all the snot in her hand on Jiang Cheng's clothes.

"Ah, I heard it, I heard it," Jiang Cheng replied casually, still completely immersed in the game in front of him.

"Gin-chan is really too much! He also complained that I can only cook raw egg rice." Kagura pouted, then sighed and complained, "I don't want to think about who raised him Aru ,Really are."

Saying that, Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng again, "Uncle, did you hear that?"

"Ah, I heard it, I heard it." Jiang Cheng replied nonchalantly again.

"So, I'm going to stay with my uncle temporarily. When that idiot bows his head to me and admits his mistake, I will go back to Aru!" Kagura gritted her teeth and murmured, "I believe Gin-chan and the others will be there soon this time. Realize my importance Aru!”

Saying that, Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng again, "Did you hear that? Uncle."

"Ah, I heard it," Jiang Cheng said casually, then turned to look at Kagura, nodded and continued: "By the way, in the finals, I should still carry two smoke bombs with me."

"You didn't listen at all!" Kagura shouted while kicking Jiang Cheng's head into the computer monitor.

"What are you doing, Kagura-chan?" After Jiang Cheng pulled out his head, he pointed at his computer screen and complained, "This is very expensive. If it breaks, Yueyue may not buy it for me again. ”

"Which is more important, the game or your lovely niece's precious girl's heart that can be broken like a diamond?!" Kagura rolled her eyes and shouted, "My girl's heart has also been broken because of Gin-chan's words. This is unbearable! You useless uncle OTAKU!"

"Diamonds won't break when touched." Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly.

"What I mean is that my girl's heart, which is as precious as a diamond, has been broken into pieces!" Kagura retorted.

"I see," Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands folded, then picked up a bottle of glue from the side and handed it to Kagura's hand, "Then just stick it, this is a super easy-to-use glue that can be used on anything. It’s very sticky.”

Looking at Kagura, whose eyes were narrowed and expressionless, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and a touch of pride suddenly appeared on his face: "Don't you believe it? Don't worry, this thing is super easy to use. In the past, Once I accidentally broke Gintoki's wooden sword, but I used this thing to glue it together without any cracks! Gintoki hasn't noticed it until now."

Kagura expressionlessly kicked Jiang Cheng's head into the floor, and then yelled: "How can I glue my girl's heart together with this thing! My uncle is an idiot! He is an absolute idiot!"

After scolding, Kagura probably still felt upset, so she picked up the computer host and the broken screen and threw them on Jiang Cheng.

…

Noon, lunch time.

Nichirin smiled and looked at Kagura who was holding a big wooden bucket and stuffing rice into her mouth as if she had a grudge against rice. Then she looked at Yueyong who was chewing slowly and said, "It seems that, about The daily food budget should be increased.”

"And my new gaming equipment." Jiang Cheng, who had a thick bandage on his head, raised his hand and said.

"Shut up, you loser OTAKU." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt and said without mercy.

…

After the meal, Kagura rubbed her overstuffed belly and burped.

"Looking at the way this child eats, he must have endured hardship in Yin Sang," Riwa said with a distressed expression, "After all, such a young girl will inevitably be bullied by those men."

Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes when he heard this, bullying? Who bullies whom? Jiang Cheng didn't believe that Kagura would be wronged.

"That's right, Ge~" Kagura lay on the floor, "Gin-chan is really too much, because only a girl would bully others like that. This time I must stay here until he bows his head and admits his mistake to me. Aru.”

"Hey - really?" Jiang Cheng deliberately prolonged his voice.

"Women should never trust men. This is the conclusion I have come to in Yoshiwara for so many years." Hiwa said with a smile, "Especially the kind of naturally curly silver hair and loser Otaku."

"Wait a minute! Is this the experience you have accumulated over the years in Yoshiwara?!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled, then stood up angrily and continued with an angry look: "Silver hair is naturally curly. Forget it, why add OTAKU?! Do you know OTAKU’s contribution to the game industry?! Without the support of OTAKU, those working in the game industry would have been unemployed long ago, okay?! We OTAKU also have practical Can you really contribute to society?! Can you contribute your own strength to this society?!"

"See? OTAKUs who don't know their own value are everywhere in this society," Nichiwa pointed at Jiangcheng and looked at Kagura aside, and said earnestly: "So when you meet such people in the future, you must wipe it out. You have bright eyes, Kagura-chan.”

"I know!" Kagura nodded heavily.

…

In the afternoon, in Jiang Cheng's room, Jiang Cheng was lying on his side on the floor bored and flipping through a book of Jump. As for why he didn't play games, it was because Yue Yong didn't agree to Jiang Cheng's request to change the game equipment.

"Oh! HUNTER×HUNTER has started serializing again!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed while flipping the jump, and then sighed softly, "I just don't know how long it can last this time. Maybe it won't be long before it announces the suspension of publication."

"Uncle, it's so boring..." Kagura lay on her side in front of the TV with the remote control and watched the TV program boredly, "I don't know if Gin-chan and the others are regretting it now."

Saying that, Kagura sat up, folded her hands and nodded, "You can't be wrong! Gin-chan must be regretting Aru now! Without such a lovely girl in the family, Gin-chan must be very painful in his heart! Wait until When the pain becomes uncontrollable, Gin-chan will definitely lower his face and come to me with two big bags of vinegar kombu, kneel down to apologize and beg me to go back, Aru!"

Seeing Kagura sitting there and lost in fantasy, Jiang Cheng was speechless. After a long time, Jiang Chengcai sighed softly, then turned his head to look out the window and murmured: "It's really boring without games on a rainy day~ Well, even though I'm reluctant, I'd better go and have a look."

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng put down the jump in his hand, stood up, grabbed his hair, picked up his umbrella and walked to the door of the room, "Kagura, I'm going out. If you are bored, you can go find Yueyue and the others."

"oh…"

…

In the Denshi shop downstairs of Wanshiwu, Shinpachi and Gintoki are... having a party.

Xin Baji held the microphone and sang with his life as if he was letting himself go.

Gintoki, on the other hand, seemed to be experiencing some happy event, lying on the bar drunkenly, constantly shouting for another drink.

Jiang Cheng, who had just opened the door and walked in and saw this scene, closed the door again with an expressionless face.

"I knew it was like this..." Jiang Cheng held his forehead and murmured, "It's terrible, no, I should say it's terrible. What should I do now? If Gintoki doesn't admit his mistake, Kagura will definitely I won’t go back honestly, so... I will be the one to suffer! The computer has been smashed, and I might be the next one to be smashed. What on earth is going to happen?! Who will tell me!!"

At this moment, Xiaoyu, who had just returned from grocery shopping with an umbrella and a shopping bag, stood behind Jiang Cheng and tentatively said, "Jiang...Master Jiang Cheng?"

"Ah, it turns out to be Xiaoyu." Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at the person.

"What's wrong? Master Jiang Cheng," Xiaoyu asked, "Why is the expression on his face so solemn? What happened?"

"Ah, indeed the situation has reached its worst point." Jiang Cheng murmured, holding his forehead.

"I see," Xiaoyu nodded, "Is it because the woman you kept outside was discovered?"

"Where did you learn these words from? No," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "But the situation is countless times more serious than this! My peaceful life may be gone forever. !”

"Could it be that all the countless women that Mr. Jiang Cheng kept outside secretly gave birth to children for Mr. Jiang Cheng?" Xiaoyu asked again, and then nodded slightly, "That is indeed a very serious situation."

"Although it sounds really serious, it's not like that at all!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Where did you learn those words from? Can you not learn those words that are not there?"

"What on earth is that?" Xiaoyu asked.

Jiang Cheng scratched his hair a little irritably, "Forget it, it's useless to tell you. It has nothing to do with you. Anyway, after you go in, expose that silver-haired curly hair and those glasses covered with human skin to me." Beat him up. He'll lie in bed for a month and not get better."

"Xiaoyu understands. Although I don't know why, if it is Master Jiang Cheng's request, Xiaoyu will work hard." With that, Xiaoyu opened the door and walked in. She bent towards Jiang Cheng and closed the door again.

A few seconds later...

Drunk Gintoki: "What are you going to do? Tama? Why did you raise the table?"

Xin Baji: "Miss Xiaoyu? What's wrong?"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Chengcheng heard the prolonged screams of a certain silver-haired curly and the sound of a certain pair of glasses breaking from the Dengshi shop...

"My mood has improved a lot inexplicably~" Jiang Cheng murmured.

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