May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 Hearing this, Fengxian burst into laughter, "I never thought that you would grow up to such a point. Not only a woman, but also the taste of drinking is so special. You really deserve to be that man's son."

　　 Then Feng Xian said to Yue Yong, "Prepare as required."

　　 "Master Feng Xian, actually..." Yue Yong hesitated to explain.

"Ok?"

"I'll go!"

　　...

　　 Jiang Cheng held the plate and pulled the delicious food in his mouth, and at the same time kept winking at the silver who was also eating and drinking.

　　 Jiang Cheng: What should I do? ! Can you stop eating! Are you a starving ghost reborn? ! Now this situation has no idea what to say! So embarrassing!

　　 Silver Time: It's only that now.

　　 Jiang Cheng: Is that that? I don't know at all! When did we make a plan? ! Didn't all blame you at this point? !

　　 Silver Time: Use what you are best at!

　　 Jiang Cheng: What is the best thing? ! He is not a woman! ! I have no interest in that kind of old man! !

　　Ginshi: Who said it was that kind of thing? ! Wine, the Chinese wine next to you, get him drunk with that!

　　 Jiang Cheng understood in an instant, and put down the plate in his hand in time. Then, with a bottle of Chinese liquor in one hand, he walked towards Fengxian.

　　 "Master, why don't you try the wine I like. The one you drink is far worse than this." Jiang Cheng said, he poured Fengxian a glass, at least three or two.

　　 "It's really rare. I never thought that the old man would have the opportunity to drink your wine in his life. If that's the case, then I'm disrespectful." Fengxian raised his head and drank it.

　　 "Well, the aftertaste is long. I didn't expect this kind of wine that looks clear and watery to have such power. The old man felt that his chest was burning." Fengxian closed his eyes and slowly recollected.

　　 Waiting for Fengxian to open his eyes, looking at Jiangcheng who was blowing the bottle in a daze.

　　 "Master, you drink too slowly." Jiang Cheng threw out the empty bottle in his hand as he said, and poured Fengxian a glass again.

　　 "Bring some more Chinese liquor, I want to have a good time with Master Fengxian!" Jiang Cheng shouted at Yue Yong, winking frantically.

　　 "I see." Yue Yong understood, turned around and walked out.

　　 "You can't feel the deliciousness of wine when you drink like this." Fengxian shook his head and said in a deep voice.

"Come and continue to drink, you can't put down the cup!" Jiang Cheng said that he filled Fengxian with wine, and at the same time drove the two accompaniment girls beside Fengxian away, "I don't need them if you have me. ."

　　 Fengxian couldn't figure out what "Shenwei" really wanted to do, but he was also unambiguous, raising his head and drank it.

　　 "Deep feelings, boring!" Jiang Cheng continued to fill Fengxian.

　　...Phoenixian drank it in one go

　　 "Strong feelings, I can't drink enough!" Jiang Cheng refilled Fengxian again.

　　...Phoenixian drank it in one go

　　 "Feeling iron, drink vomiting blood!"

　　...All in one drink.

　　 "Men don't drink, they walk in the world arbitrarily!"

　　... Drink it all up.

　　 "Men don’t drink, they live like dogs!"

　　...To the end.

　　 "I would rather have a hole in my stomach than to let the feelings rip apart!"

　　...Exhausted.

　　 "If you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will go to sleep on the street!"

　　...

　　 "If you don't drink, I won't drink, where should I put the good Chinese wine!"

　　...

　　 Voiceover: Hey, isn’t this worldview that the whole universe speaks Japanese? ! Is it really okay for the author to fool around like this? ! Are you afraid of complaints from readers? !

　　...

　　 Just like this, Jiang Cheng kept filling Fengxian with wine, and at the same time, he kept blowing on the bottle, while Yue Yong would go out from time to time and bring in a bunch of Chinese wine. And Yin Shi didn't know when he also leaned over, drunkly following Jiang Cheng to fill the phoenix immortal.

　　 The three people drank more and more, and more and more empty wine bottles were thrown on the ground. Finally, Fengxian drank it.

　　 "Master, your drinking is really bad." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but said looking at Fengxian who was already confused.

　　 "Hey, what is your name, old man? Isn't it a birthright? Big brother!"

　　 Jiang became happy, and it seemed that Fengxian really drank too much.

　　 "Brother!" Yin Shi yelled.

　　 "Why are you drunk too much!" Jiang Cheng kicked Yin Shi's face.

　　 After finishing speaking, looking at Yin Shi and Feng Xian, who are elder brothers and sisters with their arms around each other, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly.

　　 But I just drank two sips, Jiang Jingcheng felt that the taste was not right, so he stared at it, Japanese sake!

　　 got it! This was Jiang Cheng's last thought before he lost consciousness.

　　 actually didn’t blame Yueyong, because the three of them drank too fast, so Yueyong could only go out and move in, without noticing that there was a bottle of other wine in the wine he was holding...

　　...

　　 It hurts, it hurts, Jiang Cheng only feels pain now, his whole body seems to fall apart. Finally, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes.

　　 "You two finally woke up, Yoshihara's savior." A strange woman's voice sounded.

　　 Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng's eyes were dull, and he slowly turned his head mechanically: a beautiful woman sitting in a wheelchair, looking at herself with a smile on her face, and the person pushing the wheelchair behind her was Yue Yong.

　　 "My Savior~" The woman shouted again and smiled.

　　Jiang Cheng was instantly stunned and petrified.

　　 is also stunned by the silver time who just woke up.

　　 How miserable the two of them at this time, the whole body covered in bandages is like a mummy. The two were lying on two separate beds.

　　 "Thanks to you, Yoshihara got rid of the night king." The woman continued.

　　 Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi just glanced at each other, and then the two of them moved surprisingly in unison. They got up from the bed in an instant, and then rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in the room to find something.

　　 "TimeMachine! Where is TimeMachine?!" The two yelled while rummaging.

　　 "You two, calm down!" Yue Yong couldn't help but shouted, "There is no such thing!"

　　 "Then, please at least give me Dragon Ball Radar! Bulma!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted.

　　 "Who is Bulma! Who would like that Saiyan with Mount Fuji hairstyle!"

"What the **** is the situation! Why did it become like this! As Mao wakes up, there is a woman who calls us Yoshihara's savior! I can't even imagine what happened! Hey!" Tucao, sweat on his face.

"It must be that, TimeMachine, someone sent us to the future with TimeMachine! It must be so right! Silver time, we are no longer in the original timeline! If we want to go back, we have to find TimeMachine! Come on, Silver Time !" As he said, Jiang Cheng showed encouraging eyes to Yinshi.

　　 "Well, it's definitely like this! This kind of setting is very common in animation, such as stone gates!" Gintoki echoed.

　　 "You two are enough!" Yue Yong shouted, and instantly threw two kunai at the two of them, and the two of them fell down instantly.

　　 The two who fell on the ground began to make eye contact.

　　Ginshi: What is the situation! I don't understand at all! Just remember that if you drink too much, you don’t know anything!

　　 Jiang Cheng: You ask me who I ask! Otherwise, just pretend to be dead, just pretend that you don’t know anything!

　　 Then Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes instantly.

　　 Silver Time: Hello! This is not a bear encounter in the wild! It's a fart to pretend to be dead! Wake up Jiang Cheng! Hey!

　　 "It's useless to pretend to be dead. Get up quickly. You guys want to know what happened."

　　 "Actually, I'm not interested at all. I have other things today, so I will leave first." Yin Shi instantly stood up from the ground and said that he was about to walk towards the door.

　　 "Actually, I just remembered that I asked classmate Hei Ziye to play basketball with him today." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile, and at the same time he started walking towards the door.

　　 But before the two of them came to the door, countless Kuwu had wiped them off and flew out. The two stopped in an instant.

　　 "Hey, at least let someone finish the sentence! It's exactly the same as those men who pull [BEEP—] mercilessly!"

　　 "Hey, Yinshi, did you do anything to be sorry for the woman with the scar on her face? She said [BEEP—] mercilessly." Jiang Cheng whispered in Yinshi's ear.

"How is it possible! I think it’s right for you to do something sorry for others! You'd better apologize seriously, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, if you don’t have the money to pay, I can lend it to you." One thousand yuan, but I have to pay it back." Yin Shi also whispered.

　　 "No, let me lend you a thousand yuan. Remember to apologize."

　　 "No, then I will lend you one thousand and one hundred yuan!"

　　 "Then I will lend you 1,200 yuan!"

　　 "One thousand three hundred yuan!"

"Fifteen hundred yuan!"

　　 The two pinched again.

　　 "Who is that kind of woman!" Yue Yong shouted and threw a few kunai at the two.

　　...

　　 Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi sat down in front of the beautiful woman in a wheelchair, and Yue Yong sat opposite Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi.

　　 "Actually, this is how..." Yueyong wanted to explain.

　　 "Qiaodou sack!" Jiang Cheng brushed his face with one hand, and reached out with the other hand to stop him, "I... I seem to think back a little bit. Let me stroke..."

"At first, I and Yinshi thought about getting the old man drunk and then slipped in. Then... the plan went smoothly. Not only the old man was drunk, but even the fool of Yinshi was also drunk... and then I have a little memory here. Blurred... let me think about it..." As he said, Jiang Cheng frowned and recalled vigorously. Suddenly, his inspiration flashed, "Right! Sake! Japanese sake! I seem to have a few sips of sake!"

　　 "It turns out that it's all your fault!" Yin Shi slapped Jiang Cheng on the desktop, and the entire desktop was broken.

"Why is it my fault! It's the girl's fault! If you don't have the wrong wine, nothing will happen, okay!" Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from his forehead while pointing at Yue Yong who was across the table. Retorted.