Marvel DC’s Bastard Hero

Yifu Jiang is studying the time line in Kama Taj,”According to convention, it should be Captain America, followed by the birth of Iron Man, and then the transformation of Iron Man and the awakening of Thor, skipping the plot of the Hulk in the middle. , then the Avengers War should be next. Hiss, my head hurts.”

Agent Carter came over wearing a ten-centimeter open-toe strap-on, and put on a professional women’s suit and skirt,”Check Here we are, the thing developed by SHIELD is based on the product of the previous era, the dimensional space generator, which uses special nuclear fusion molecules to collide, producing huge energy to tear apart the space, and then the computer quickly binds the space over there.

Coordinates are used to maintain channels and achieve cross-distance communication or even transmission.

However, the technology is not mature yet, so few people know about it.

The level of confidentiality is very high, and even the computer is not connected to the Internet.

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Jiang Yifu was impressed by Carter’s dress. Her eyes lit up,”You are very beautiful today.”

Carter smiled,”Didn’t I look beautiful before?”

“She’s also pretty, but a little too demure, and now she’s much more feminine. What does S.H.I.E.L.D.’s space generator use as energy source? Even the Ark Reactor cannot support it. Is there any secret weapon energy?”Jiang Yifu’s expression was very playful, and he picked up the fruit tea and tasted it.

Carter walked over, took her husband’s fruit tea and drank it himself,”I don’t know, I don’t know about it yet, you can ask the Iron Man, Maybe there will be unexpected gains. Okay, let’s stop work here first. Now it’s time for fun, let’s play chess, right?”After speaking, he sat on the chessboard and made an invitation.

Three hours later, Jiang Yifu came to the aircraft carrier flying in the air. This aerial fortress was already in operation. The all-round experimental radio waves above could almost Covering the whole world, it is easier to find the wormhole generator.

Jiang Yifu, who was walking with wind, skillfully opened the combination lock and came to the laboratory, just in time to see Tony holding an electric shock baton to stimulate Dr. Banner

“ah! Dr. Banner was angry,”Are you crazy?” Believe it or not, I will kill you!”

“Just a joke, man, don’t take it seriously!”Tony also smiled awkwardly but politely. He just wanted to try it out on a whim. He didn’t think about the consequences at all, just like when he dared to fly high in the sky when he put on the steel suit for the first time. Not afraid of falling to death

“I’ll try your hammer, I’ll punch you later!”Dr. Banner pushed Tony angrily, and it was about to start a fight.

Steve on the side quickly broke up the fight,”Brother Dog, don’t be impulsive, don’t be impulsive. He is inherently insane. Scientists are all insane. Don’t be offended. Children are ignorant. Don’t take it to heart. He is just a child, so don’t let him go, come on, shoot him to death!”After saying that, he took out the pistol and put it in Dr. Banner’s hand.

Tony was confused for a while. Damn, is this the upright and brave Captain America? This is obviously a cunning and despicable captain. Is this the one who was betrayed by Nine? Has the head snake been brainwashed? Where is Guang Weizheng as promised?

Dr. Banner was also a little confused. He just wanted to hit people and never thought of killing people.”Are you serious? Steve nodded, and then took out another pistol,”Since you don’t dare to do it, then I will just do it for you.””After saying that, he pulled the trigger.

Tony blocked his vitals immediately, but the next second there was no sound of bullets at all. Instead, a water stain came in front of him, as if someone had pissed on his head. He was a little confused for a moment. Bi.

Dr. Banner was also confused,”What are you doing?””

“Water stain gun, isn’t it fun? What are you waiting for? Feed him quickly! Tony, I’m going to wake you up with a piss right now!” Steve took out his pistol and kept squirting at the other person. It was fun, and that’s what he should do.

Dr. Banner also became more playful when he saw it, and immediately took out his water gun and squirted at Tony,”Little bastard, feel the green. The anger of the giant, I will wake you up with a splash of urine!”

After Tony discovered it was a water gun, he was no longer afraid. He almost thought he was going to die, and then stood up,”Steve, you are deliberately using this trick to divert Dr. Banner’s attention, right?”

Steve nodded, looked at Ivor Jiang who came in, and then walked straight out,”Yes, I am indeed a peacemaker. I have something else to do, so I’ll take a step forward. There is a female fan who is going to ask me some questions. I’m going to teach her step by step. Goodbye, let’s dance together if we have time. I’ll invite you!”After that, he left the laboratory directly, walking in a hurry.

Dr. Banner sniffed his nose, and then immediately threw away the water gun,”I also have something to deal with, so let’s do this first.”After that, he left in a hurry.

Before Tony could react, he looked at Jiang Yifu who had just come in and shrugged,”Are these two guys constipated or something? One by one they rushed to the toilet. As for female fans, my female fan is much prettier than his, while his is a fifty-year-old woman. I really don’t know why he likes this type of fan?”

Jiang Yifu took out a cigarette and lit it. He looked at Tony who was a little embarrassed but generally acted very upright and said,”You have changed. You used to be frivolous and exaggerated. Now you are the real Iron Man, but you are missing that. taste. You should have a personality that only Steve should have. Could it be that your personalities have been reversed?”

“It doesn’t matter, I think this is pretty good. Having a cunning captain is a good thing for us, at least we don’t have to worry about tactical issues.”Tony found a step down to avoid his embarrassed expression being misunderstood by the other party.

“Well, I have something to tell you. I don’t know if I should tell you or not?”Jiang Yifu’s smile was a bit joking, and he seemed to be holding back his laughter.

The other person’s expression made Tony feel something was wrong, and at the same time, he also felt an unpleasant smell coming from him, just like the smell in the toilet. , could it be that the biogas here exploded?

The aircraft carrier’s toilet does use an efficient conversion agent to convert feces and urine into biogas for energy supply. Although the biogas is good, it is very smelly, much more smelly than the predecessors.

“Why are you so stained? Tell me, what’s the matter?” Tony responded

“In fact, those water stain guns are filled with urine, which is why you smell the stench. Sorry, it smells too bad here. I can’t stay any longer. Goodbye!”After Jiang Yifu finished speaking, he teleported away.