Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

Buddha: "Wukong, you have thought about it.

Are you sure you want to give up everything you have now, give up your status of fighting the Holy Buddha, give up all your cultivation, enter reincarnation, and start over? "

Holy Buddha: “I am a stone monkey born and raised on earth, with heaven as my father and earth as my mother.

I am the Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong who goes to sea to seek immortality, and Monkey King who causes havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

From the moment I put on my hat, I was tired. "

Buddha nodded and said, "In that case, I will grant your wish!"

Buddha patted the holy Buddha three times.

The first time, the Holy Buddha's status was taken away.

The second time, the whole body's cultivation was shattered.

The third time, the body dissipates and the soul enters reincarnation.

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In Tianshi City, Samsung Zoo, a mutated golden monkey is sitting on the rockery, holding a comic book in both hands, and quietly reading the Journey to the West comics.

I don’t know why, but since the spiritual energy revived, all the animals have either turned into monsters or returned to their ancestors, activating their ancient bloodlines.

Only in this three-star zoo, although the animals have mutated, they have only become smarter and can speak human words.

[Brother Monkey, look here, would you please move? 】

[Brother Monkey, it’s time for you to go to work. Don’t stay in a daze. I spent a lot of money to come here just to see you. 】

[Brother Monkey, please smile and show me a monkey stealing a peach. 】

[Brother Monkey, please say something and don’t act like a fool! 】

Because of this monkey, the zoo's business is so good that the director gets cramps from counting money every day.

Especially when the administrator dressed it in Monkey King's clothes and asked it to shout a few slogans, it immediately became a star monkey.

It's so similar. This monkey looks exactly the same as the stone monkey in the TV series Journey to the West, and it's equally beautiful.

Brother Monkey ignored these stupid humans. He was the supreme Monkey King, the legendary Monkey King, the Monkey King, the Monkey King.

In order to make it more like Sun Wukong, the zoo specially brought it a box of comic books, all of which were about Sun Wukong.

Coupled with the popularity of tourists and the constant indoctrination by the administrator, it feels that it is Sun Wukong.

Under the rockery, dozens of monkeys were playing, each calling himself Sun Wukong, and they were having a great time.

…………

In Bodhi Circus, a ferocious and extremely ugly monkey is performing for the audience under the command of its trainer.

Jump through fire hoops, ride a bicycle, walk on a tightrope, and even fight a tiger.

As long as it can attract attention, the circus will let monkeys perform. Just like the beautiful monkeys in the zoo, this ugly monkey can also talk.

Because of the advent of the beautiful monkey, fewer and fewer people come to see this monkey perform.

Although its performance was wonderful, the monkey in the zoo was so beautiful that it looked like Monkey King was alive. In comparison, this monkey looked really ugly.

The current circus is almost too poor to take the blame.

On this day, the circus leader finally made up his mind to sell all the animals to the zoo. He really couldn't afford to keep them.

All the animals were accepted by the zoo, and the ugly monkeys were also locked up with the beautiful monkeys.

Because it is so ugly and fierce, no monkey likes it.

The ugly monkey hid in the corner, secretly looking at the beautiful monkey that attracted everyone's attention, very envious, and murmured to himself:

"I wish I were as good-looking as him. The female monkeys are rushing to be happy with him.

Unfortunately, I am so ugly that no monkey wants to play with me.

How great it would be if I were Sun Wukong! "

When thinking of the Sun Wukong that people often say, the ugly monkey was extremely envious, but unfortunately it was too ugly.

If someone said it was the Monkey King, it wouldn't believe it.

The ugly monkey looked at the comic book that the monkey had discarded. It showed that the Monkey King went to the sea to find immortals, and then learned skills from his master.

After thinking about it, the ugly monkey suddenly had an urge to escape from the zoo and learn from his master.

But when he saw himself in the water, he gave up the idea. He was too ugly and fierce.

If you really find an expert, they might not accept you if they see your appearance.