Mad Genius Reborn
2500. Chapter 2500 It turns out that kung fu can still be used like this (2)
"What am I doing? Isn't it just that when I cut her nails, I accidentally cut a little skin. When I was bathing, I accidentally played for a little longer and caught a cold..." Ye Lu's voice was loud at first, but she just spoke softer and softer, and finally turned into a mosquito-like buzzing sound.
Tan Na and Xiao Xin were stunned when they heard this, and then took action at the same time.
"Bang!"
Two slaps fell heavily on her shoulders at the same time.
"The two aunts are doing it to you. You should stay away from your daughter in the future!" Tan Na said solemnly.
"That's right, before my goddaughter can express his thoughts freely, you'd better stay away from her." Miss Tong nodded and agreed.
"Hey, aren't you?" Ye Lu said aggrievedly: "I'm so miserable in a sister game, so it's okay if you don't sympathize with me. How can you put down the wrong person? That's my daughter who was born ten months pregnant. If you don't let me hug you or take me with me, isn't it too inhumane?"
"Miss, your daughter has been so devastated by you for only a few months. It seems that you are the one who is inhumane!" Tan Na raised her eyebrows.
"It's not about human nature, but about human life." Miss Tong said seriously: "Last year, there was a couple in Yun. They were afraid that the child would sleep alone in a small bed, and they were afraid that the child would fall down by putting the child on the edge of the bed. So they put the child between two adults. As a result, one morning after getting up, they found that the child was crushed to death by his father's arm."
Ye Lu exclaimed: "Is this really the case?"
"Ah!" Tan Na also exclaimed.
"It seems that Master Su has told you!" Miss Tong said: "This incident was a big news in Yundu last year. In fact, there was more than one such incident. There was also a mother sitting and feeding the child, and then falling asleep by herself. The child was suffocated by breast milk. There was even a one and a half years old child who woke up and found that there was no one at home. She fell off the bed, just face down, and fell into the small urine pot next to the bed, and the tragedy happened..."
"Enough, stop talking. Why do I feel like I'm going to be a tycoon!" Ye Ru said with a pale face.
"It's not that serious. As long as you hand over the children to the two elderly people, there will definitely be no problem." Miss Tong smiled and said, "Although many young parents never know how to take care of their children, they will come to you. However, the situation in your family is a bit special. If I don't Jianyi, you can do this effort."
"Why is it special? Because I was born a little stupider than others? Even Ya'er can take good care of the children." Ye Lu seemed very powerless. From childhood to adulthood, she never lost to the strong man, whether in school or work. As a result, she lost to what all women should do. She was really unwilling to accept it.
"It's not that you are stupid, but because you are too smart. Both Brother Su and Brother Su are engaged in scientific research. You have a common characteristic, that is, once you think of something, you will easily get immersed. Then, you will involuntarily forget everything around you. I'm right?"
Ye Lu lowered her head and nodded helplessly.
"What if the child is in danger when you are distracted?" asked Ms. Tong again.
Ye Lu had a cold war smartly.
"You were just comparing with Ya'er." Miss Tong then said, "Do you know that there is almost nothing else in Ya'er's life except children? I always think that people should recognize their abilities. You must know how to do what they can..."
"Okay, you need not say anything. I promise I won't compete with them for babies in the future." Ye Lu's tears flowed out.
"Actually, you should not be so pessimistic. You should not let you take care of your children alone, and it is not that you won't let you get close to your children." Miss Tong shook her head and said, "You can hold the children, tease her, and get close to her. Moreover, when the child is a little older, many problems will no longer exist."
"Really?" Ye Lu said expectantly.
"Don't worry! No one can take away your daughter." Miss Tong smiled.
"Xiao Xin, after hearing what you said, I think it's really not easy to be a mother!"
Tan Na, who was about to have a child, said with some lingering fear.
"It seems that if I have a baby in the future, it's best for my mother to take care of it."
"My children will definitely be taken care of by my grandmother and the others." Miss Tong said: "However, since I was two years old, I will educate myself."
"You are going to have a child too?" Tan Na widened her eyes and said, "You are only twenty next year! Will it be a little early?"
"Anyway, she doesn't have to take care of herself after giving birth. She will not deform her figure after giving birth to a baby early." Ye Lu touched the fat on her waist and said, "Look at me, after giving birth, the meat will not be able to get out."
"It's okay, this little bit of meat makes your husband feel more powerful. You can consume the bed sheets with you a few more times." Tan Na teased.
"Haha, yes, exercise in bed is really good for weight loss." Miss Tong couldn't help laughing and then started to cheer, "By the way, how are Brother Su's physical strength recently? Do I need to give me some tonics?"
"Get out!" Ye Lu was furious. "Save it for your Lin Feng to use! My husband doesn't need it."
"Haha, Lin Feng is a pharmaceutical expert. She doesn't need Xiao Xin to make medicine. If you want to make it, you should make it secretly by yourself!" Tan Na smiled.
"Okay! I'm kind-hearted. If you two don't appreciate it, just forget it. You'll make fun of me." Miss Tong said angrily: "Hmph! When you really need that day, don't come and ask me. I won't pay any attention."
"Don't worry! We won't ask you for this matter." The two of them said in the same voice.
"Is that?" Did someone forget why he moved out of the new house? Miss Tong raised her eyebrows and said, "I remember it. Looking back, I will tell my brother again, telling him not to help other people's husbands prepare medicine in the future."
What's the meaning?
Ye Lu and Tan Na were both stunned at the same time, and then they asked a big question mark in their hearts. Could it be that they really asked Lin Feng for help with the medicine?
Miss Tong no longer continued this topic.
"By the way, I went to Nanling a while ago and met Sun Jie."
"Have that girl fall in love?" Ye Lu asked.
Because the next day was the weekend, the two of them were gathered and they talked until the morning after the break.
Lin Feng kept the car and asked Tan Na to help return it. The two of them got into Ye Lu's car and went home with them. Several men drank a lot of cold beer, and Su Qinghai was already drunk. However, Lin Feng always had a large amount of beer. He could not put down his beer. Of course, he was the one who drove.
When he got home, Su Qinghai was already asleep. Ye Lu couldn't wake up no matter how much he shouted, but in the end, Lin Feng took it back.
"Just throw him on the sofa."
When Ye Lu saw her husband who was sleeping like a pig, she said in a fury manner.
"You just let him sleep in the hall like this?" Miss Tong whispered: "Be careful that Aunt Su's heartaches her son is anxious about you."
"Then let's put it on the bed!" Ye Lu was still a little scared of the mother-in-law, so she hurried over and opened the door of the room.
So, Lin Feng did his good deeds and threw Su Qinghai on the bed.
After that, Ye Lu stared at Lin Feng and said, "You guys have his wine, so I won't thank you."
Lin Feng curled his lips and did not make excuses. He just pulled Xiaoxin out.
"I don't know which room you two want to live in. Anyway, the bedding in both rooms has been changed for you."
After Ye Lu finished speaking, she closed the two masters outside.
Because there were children and elderly people at home, Xiaoxin said she was reluctant. She didn't have the same knowledge as this unreasonable woman. The two quietly returned to Xiaoxin's room. As soon as they closed the door, Lin Feng couldn't wait to ask for gambling debts.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
A woman who was pressed on the bed was puzzled.
"Girl, I'm willing to accept the loss. You don't want to bet on the debt!"
A man asked with confidence.
"Am I that kind of person? But it's too late now, let's talk about it tomorrow!"
A woman said with a smile.
"I remember that our bet has a time limit." A man naturally would not be fooled. He gently bit her ear and said gently: "Of course, it's not impossible if you have to put it until tomorrow. Then turn one night into two nights. What do you think?"
"For two nights, you are not the one who puts usury like this!"
A certain woman was furious!
"Then do you choose one night or two?"
A man asked with a smile.
"Hmph! I want to take a shower first."
If you can't escape, then delay time.
"good!"
A man simply picked up the person on the bed and went straight to the bathroom.
"Hey, aren't you going to help me wash it?"
A woman was shocked.
A man stopped and looked at the girl in his arms with a smile. He shook his head gently and said, "No, it was you who helped me wash it. Don't forget, I won. So, I am the emperor tonight. You are the queen."
The emperor and the queen? A trace of expectation flashed in a certain woman's eyes, and she quickly entered the role and said humbly: "Okay! My respected Emperor, Your Majesty, you can put down my palace now. Let me serve you."
"You stay in my arms and don't move. You'll be a good queen." A man smiled sly, "The queen must absolutely obey the emperor's orders."
"The emperor has three palaces and six courtyards! Do you want it too?" a woman threatened.
"I drowned for three thousand times, I will only marry one." A certain man said sensationally.
"So? Should I be grateful to my emperor for his kindness?" a woman said provocatively.
"So, you can't let me hungry."
"When did I get you hungry?"
"I'm very hungry now."
As he said that, a man moved the jade man in his arms a little to prove to her that he was indeed hungry and did not tell any lies.
“…”
A woman was speechless.
While he was speaking, he had already arrived at the bathroom. A man freed up his hand and first put out hot water in the bathtub. Then he began to remove clothes for the person in his arms. Although it was not the first time, he was still like a deer bumping into his heart. His breathing began to be rapid, his arms were tightly wrapped around his neck like a snake, and a red jade cheek was tightly attached to his strong and thick chest.
A man was unable to act and had to threaten: "My dear queen, if you don't cooperate like this, then we can only buy new clothes."
"what ever……"
Before a certain woman could finish her words, she heard a "sharp" sound. Not only did her clothes shatter, but even her own clothes were also reimbursed. The two people who were hiding each other immediately turned frankly.
It turns out that Kung Fu can be used like this!
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