Longmen: The storyteller of the escort agency only talks about martial arts

"Okay, yes, worthy of Guo Juxia's grandson, with strength and guts, I'm waiting to hear you tell the story!".

Dongfang Undefeated waved his hand domineeringly, and his gaze at Lu Qingyu flashed with a hint of appreciation.

Then the whole person turned into a ghostly red shadow and disappeared in place.

"East, East, East is undefeated and gone!".

"Oh my God, it's terrible!".

"But these two young people are really Guo Juxia's grandson and granddaughter!"

"Then you have to listen to what he has to say!"

"Yes, you must listen carefully!".

"Who's that, bring me two more donkey meat to burn and suppress the shock!".

As soon as Dongfang was undefeated, the original onlookers returned to their seats.

And faintly more excited than before.

"Qingyu, are you okay with your injuries?"

Is it a sister, Qingcheng walked over and asked with a concerned face.

"It's okay, Dongfang Undefeated didn't want to hurt me, but he was just shocked by some shocks, and his blood was churning, and he was already pressed down by me!".

Lu Qingyu shook his head.

"Do you want to go on then?".

Qingcheng asked.

"Go on, of course go on, you go ahead and watch me perform!".

Lu Qingyu gave Qingcheng a reassuring look, and then returned to the stage and sat down again.

"Smack!".

Shocking wood sounded.

"Guys, did the episode make everyone more excited? Don't worry, let's get started now!".

Lu Qingyu opened his mouth again to control the field.

There was an immediate silence off the field.

are looking forward to the palm technique that Lu Qingyu will talk about next.

"First of all, as I said just now, these five Luo light smoke palms are the palm techniques created by a bubble girl master!".

"The original intention of the creation of this palm method is actually to pick up girls!".

"The founder is a rich and handsome man with status and status, who is it, I won't say it here!".

Lu Qingyu said this again.

It's a form of storytelling.

It is to give the people below a chance to speak and applaud.

"What? created for pickling girls?".

"Hahaha, there is still this kind of martial arts?".

"This is simply an insult to martial arts!".

"It's not counting, there are many people who learn martial arts with the original intention of picking up girls!".

"Really?".

"But is this martial art used to pick up girls powerful?"

Sure enough

With Lu Qingyu's pause, the people below immediately began to discuss.

"Click, there is also this kind of martial arts?

Bai Jingqi looked surprised.

"You, you, Lu Qingyu, you are shameless, you actually talk about this kind of martial arts!".

"Alas, Lord Duan... "

Uncle Gong lowered his head with some blushing and embarrassment.

This martial art was scanned by the system from Uncle Gong.

And the one who taught Uncle Gong this martial art was the peerless master in the pickle girl world - Duan Zhengchun.

Even Lu Qingyu wouldn't have thought that this time's storytelling would make him stab a woman's nest.

Soon one woman after another will come to him.

It made him very embarrassed.

"Pickle girl's martial arts, this kid is interesting!".

Not far from the rooftop.

Dongfang Undefeated leaned lazily on the roof in a red robe, holding a pot of wine in his hand, and from time to time he raised his head and poured the wine into his red lips.

Squinting at the phoenix, a smile of enjoyment appeared on his face.

"Smack!".

The startling wood sounded again, and the reflexive silence below immediately fell silent.

"Hey, don't look down on this Wuluo light tobacco palm, this is a peerless palm technique, very powerful!".

"But let's take our time and explain the mystery to you little by little!"

Lu Qingyu said and picked up the folding fan on the table and unfolded it.

"It is said that these five Luo light cigarette palms have been created and have two uses!".

"One is to blow the lamp and close the door!"

"This use does not require too much internal force, as long as the great success force is cleared through the twelve serious hands and feet, it can be used!".

"The moves are also very weird when you use them, and you don't look at them with your palms, and you always slash diagonally behind you!"

"Do you know why?"

Lu Qingyu asked the audience.

"Don't you look at it?".

"Split the diagonal rear?".

"I don't understand. "

"I don't understand at all!".

The audience shook their heads.

And Uncle Gong is already trying to find a crack in the ground at the moment.

"Hahaha, everyone doesn't know this, since it's used to pick up girls, and it's to blow the lamp when you close the door, when do you think you should use it?"

Lu Qingyu laughed.

Then, without waiting for the crowd to answer, he continued:

"The reason is simple, because the creator created this move when the candle and door were always diagonally behind him, so he came up with this weird move!"

Lu Qingyu grinned and continued:

"Under what circumstances will the candle and the door be diagonally behind?".

Lu Qingyu asked again.

"Uh, you're going to get ready for bed, right?"

"When you sleep, stand by the bed, and of course the candle and the door are diagonally behind!".

"Stupid, they all say it's used when they pick up girls!".

"When you pick up girls, you are diagonally behind, you are hiss~~!!".

At this time, some people have already thought of the correct way to open this Wuluo light cigarette palm.

"Hahaha, it seems that someone guessed, yes, this Wuluo light cigarette palm is used when you are making out with your beloved woman!".

Lu Qingyu couldn't help but want to laugh herself.

"This is a talent, but I've blown this Wuluo light tobacco palm now, so won't I be able to use this palm method to pick up girls in the future?"

Lu Qingyu is very satisfied with her choice today.

Martial arts can be done slowly.

But picking up girls is a big thing for a lifetime.

And who said that pickling girls and martial arts can't have both?

This palm technique will be a sharp weapon for Lu Qingyu to pick up girls in the future.

"Just imagine!".

"When I hugged my beloved woman and made firewood, you and me, I suddenly found that the door was not closed and the candle was not blown!".

"At this time, if you come and say, 'Wait a minute, I'll close the door and blow out the candles'!"

"Isn't that a beautiful woman ruining the atmosphere?"

"But at this time, if you suddenly wave your hand a few times, the doors and windows will automatically close, and the candles will go out automatically, wouldn't that be beautiful?"

Lu Qingyu had a smile on his face that all men understand, shaking the folding fan in his hand, looking like a sven scum.

"And these five Luo light cigarette palms are gentle and gentle when they come out of the palm, and every move and style is carefully designed!"

"When you come out of your palm, it's like gently stroking the beautiful woman you love in your heart, full of love!".

"And because you don't have to look at your palm, your eyes can always look at the beautiful woman in your arms with gentle, affectionate eyes!"

"In addition, the palm wind of Wuluo's light cigarette palm is silent, so soft that even the sound of doors and windows closing is so soft, so soft... "

In Lu Qingyu's highly descriptive words

The audience seemed to be in that moment, and their faces showed intoxication and affection.

Sister Qiuyue thought of the warm time with her husband Tong Chengchou in the past, the doors and windows that closed silently and the candles that went out.

Uncle Gong recalled the Wuluo light cigarette palm he used when he was hanging out with those strange women of Zhong Tianxiuling.

Bai Jingqi and Qingcheng looked at each other, and the tenderness and sweetness in their eyes were inexhaustible.

Lu Sanjin remembered the ex-girlfriend who made him sad but didn't go to it.

Even the undefeated East on the roof began to enjoy the feeling of that moment.

"Whew~!".

Only the year shopkeeper.

When Kankan was about to immerse himself, he thought of his wife who was like a tiger, and couldn't help but shudder and wake up.