Live Hokage! Let's Start With Naruto Breaking Up!

this time...

Ninja has nothing to say...

But some people see the situation!

In fact, when many people saw the light and the lines on the moon, they probably understood the situation.

This is too similar to the previous Infinite Tsukuyomi.

But Shikamaru has been stimulated at the moment...

He can tolerate being lazy!

But absolutely not allow yourself to be a zz!

absolute!

【Deidara: I suddenly felt that in the previous wave of battles, we were insulted more seriously...】

【Scorpion: ...I want to make them eternal. 】

[Hidan: ...I haven't given sacrifices to Lord Evil God for a long time. 】

[Nara Shikamaru: Please watch this video, I won’t watch it! I can't stand that I will be a fool! 】

【All Ninja World:...】

Lu Jiu shook his head silently, this child is like this...

Everything seems to be indifferent, when someone doubts IQ...

Video screen:

"It's... Dad?!" Little Sakura looked back at Yingyan.

In the next second, his eyes widened and he forgot to close his mouth.

"What exactly is going on?"

Naruto was frightened silly, but he also knew that this world is definitely not the original world!

"You guys, what are you doing together?"

A group of people suddenly froze, and slowly looked aside.

That familiar voice...

"Sasuke!?"

Naruto blurted out in an instant, "Why are you in the village?!"

At this moment, Sasuke, the 'Konoha Trendy Man', slowly walked over with his hands in his pockets.

There is also a necklace hanging around the neck, "Is it strange that I stay in my own village?"

"No, that's not what I meant... Naruto was speechless, not knowing how to explain for a while.

Although I know that this is not the original world, but Sasuke has appeared, can you not be surprised.

"Why do you look like hell? Little Sakura, your face is numb."

Sasuke looked at the two, lowered his head and said helplessly.

"Food numb???!!"

It was this sentence that completely stunned Naruto.

Because his name is also derived from the Naruto volume in ramen, this is not Naruto taken by Jiraiya, but by a certain author!

And Naruto hates dried bamboo shoots the most, and dried bamboo shoots happen to have the same pronunciation as noodles.

That's it, Naruto was stunned.

i fucking...

【Uzumaki Naruto: ...I even changed my name? 】

【Uchiha Sasuke: ...My clothes are so ugly. 】

【Nara Shikamaru: Shut up both of you! Watch the video well! 】

【Uzumaki Naruto: ...Aren't you not watching? 】

[Nara Shikamaru:! ! ! I did not see! 】

【Ding! Except for the human face, the following pictures are all mosaiced! 】

【Uzumaki Naruto:? ? ? What is a mosaic? 】

【Uchiha Sasuke:...】

Video screen:

"Although these injuries are caused by myself, they really hurt!"

Tiantian's voice sounded, and the ninja world was a little confused.

In the next scene, the faces of countless people instantly looked like red-hot iron pots!

bath! ? !

Although the system has mosaiced everything!

But this...

In this scene, even if there is only one human face left, it is still a bit uncontrollable!

【Ding! ...I always feel sorry for this group of girls, and I hereby compensate 880,000 gold coins for the women in this video! Punishment for watching the video and tempting the old woman criticizes impotence! 】

【Ding! The time of impotence is random, the lowest is 7 days, the highest is permanent! 】

[All Ninja World:! ! ! Fuck! 】

【Uzumaki Naruto: ...Good job! 】

[Tian Tian: A group of LSPs! 】

【Yamanaka Ino: It's a ninja world LSP! 】

The system complained silently, hahahaha, finally found a chance!

Sarutobi Asuma! ! !

Give it to grandpa! ! !

Ha ha ha ha! ! !

Sarutobi Asuma has been with Kurenai Yuhi all the time, but they will also watch the live broadcast together.

But this time was different, a prompt popped up in front of him.

【You have been forced to become impotent by the system for 10 years! 】

Asuma is dumbfounded...

Fuck?

I just made real progress with Hong!

From the beginning of "I'll just hug you and do nothing" to the current "I'll just sleep next to you and do nothing!" '

I have used it for ten years! ! !

Ten years! ! !

you fucking...

Of course, this is also calculated by the system!

Now Naruto is only 13 years old, and there are still more than 4 years before the Ninja World War!

Three years until Asuma's death!

So...

Um? ! Wait, I seem to be banned for a long time? !

...

Forget it, never mind!

【Ding! Rewards and punishments are decentralized. 】

Video screen:

"Xiao Tiantian, don't use ninja tools~ How dangerous~"

Yamanaka Ino is still gentle and cute!

As a ninja, you actually feel that ninja tools are... dangerous?

Little Sakura was also in the bathhouse, looking at Hinata in front of her, lost in thought.

We don't know if she has low self-esteem.

"Hmph, you are still an airport!" Hinata looked at little Sakura for a long time, then said suddenly.

"Fly..." Even if it is true.

The little Sakura was also a little angry, and quickly covered herself, "What did you say..."

"Mianma is my man! Don't forget! The airport!"

The little Sakura blushed and submerged her upper body in the water, feeling very upset with Hinata...

But she reacted immediately!

I actually feel bad for Hinata...it's not right! This is very wrong!

And the men's bath on the other side.

【Ding! In view of the male biology, there is no coding, and women avoid it by themselves, and those who want to see their future husbands do not need to avoid it. 】

【Ding! Of course, this system is not that kind of person, try not to expose you! 】

On the paused screen, there are Neji, Chōji, Shikamaru, Kiba...

wait man!

【Uzumaki Naruto:? ! 】

[All Ninja World:? ? ? This is too exciting! 】

[Akimichi Chōji: Strongly request coding! 】

【Ding! Turn you into women, then live broadcast, and then give you 800,000 gold coins, and then give you codes, how about it? 】

[Everyone in the bath: Get lost! ! ! 】

【Ding! Cut, can't afford it, you little trash. 】

Video screen:

A bunch of white and colorful people can be seen in front of the Ninja Interface.

Naruto looked at the crowd at the side, "It turned out that the thick eyebrows didn't come."

Shino suddenly untied the towel wrapped around her body!

Fortunately, there was no exposure at the moment of sitting down.

"Get used to it, I hate bugs."

Speaking of this, Naruto silently glanced at Shino...

Then his mouth pouted... Then he said something that broke Zenin and Shino.

"Your heart and there..."

Zhi Nao didn't speak, just looked at himself silently, then put his legs together to divert his attention.

"The face is numb, look! Cat ears!" The teeth on the side were washing their hair, and then made a foam that looked like cat ears...

He even imitated a cat scratching his ears and meowed a few times.

Naruto froze..."Really?"

"What, what a ruthlessness!"

"Then...for a lion!"

Naruto was embarrassed, "If I have to say it, I still want to hear you bark like a dog."