Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality
Chapter 75 Slander, he is slandering me (third update, please vote for me)
After Guo Ming finished eating the canned yellow peach, his energy and energy improved by more than one level, and he quickly fell asleep.
"Uncle Junior, Mr. Zhang, should the three of us clean up?" Chen Shilei asked.
Nowadays, the backyard of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is full of garbage, and the dishes in the kitchen have not been washed. It really needs to be tidied up.
Jiang Yun and the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun raised their heads at the same time with a tacit understanding, and they just looked at Chen Shilei quietly.
"Uncle Junior, Mr. Zhang, why are you two looking at me?"
Jiang Yun was a little embarrassed and said: "Master Nephew Chen, I need to broadcast live now, so I can't clean the house."
Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun laughed and asked, "Shi Lei, what did your master say to you before he left?"
"My master said that Mr. Guo was staying at the Taoist temple to recuperate. The young master was busy with live broadcasts every day and was afraid that he wouldn't be able to take good care of him, so he asked me to stay and help him."
"He also said that if I have any difficulties in my practice, I can also ask you, Mr. Zhang and Junior Uncle, when will the three of us clean up?" Chen Shilei touched the back of his head, smiled honestly, and asked.
The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun still smiled and said: "Shi Lei, your child is naturally honest. Being honest is a good thing and a bad thing."
"I am someone who has been through this experience. Let me give you a hint today. The true meaning of spiritual practice can only be understood slowly in daily life. Do you understand?"
Jiang Yun saw Chen Shilei looking at him with pleading eyes, and he shook his head helplessly.
Mr. Zhang is a good man, with good medical skills and a good heart, but he is a little unkind.
If you want to squeeze, just squeeze directly, why bother to go through all the twists and turns that make people anxious and sweat on their foreheads.
"Master Nephew Chen, my daily life is just washing and cleaning. I need to live broadcast in front of the Taoist temple and teach the water friends how to do Tai Chi. You can do it slowly in the backyard."
"I hope that by the time you finish, you will have understood the true meaning of practice." Jiang Yun said.
The roommate in the live broadcast room suddenly sighed.
"Damn it, I suddenly realized that Master Chen seems to be an honest man."
"Be more confident and remove the two words "like".
"Emmm, have you noticed that the anchor likes cooking, but he really doesn't like washing dishes."
"I'm looking for a date online with a girl who only likes washing dishes and doesn't like cooking. The conditions are loose and I need you quickly. The Chinese New Year is coming soon and the family is busy [crying]"
"Hey, the number of people in the live broadcast room suddenly increased by more than 6,000. Did all the brothers come here on time to learn Tai Chi?"
Jiang Yun and Taoist Zhang Zhishun came to the small square in front of the Taoist temple. He moved the computer out of the side room in the front yard and started the official live broadcast, taking a look at the barrage.
"Fellow laymen, today we will learn the left and right curling of the humerus in the 6th Tai Chi pose and the left and right clasp of the sparrow's tail in the 7th and 8th poses."
"As usual, I'll fight you first. If you can learn it, you can learn it. If you can't, forget it."
"Although Tai Chi is very simple, it still requires some understanding. You don't have to force yourself to learn it. I think it's also good to practice National People's Broadcasting Gymnastics."
Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun sat next to the computer. He looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room curiously, and suddenly smiled from ear to ear.
"Now please let the Taoist priest start his own performance show."
"Too poor in understanding, no need to learn? Slander, I feel like the Taoist priest is slandering me!"
"Forget it, stop pretending, I'm showing my cards right, I don't want to learn Tai Chi, I just want to watch the Taoist priest practice Tai Chi."
"I have a headache. Is there any simpler and less strenuous way to keep fit? I would like to express my weakness. My understanding is indeed a bit poor [laughing and crying]"
After Jiang Yun finished teaching Tai Chi, Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun stood up and said, "Xiao Jiang, I saw many lay people in your live broadcast room complaining that Tai Chi is not easy to learn."
"Mr. Zhang, Tai Chi is easy to learn but difficult to master. When you practice Tai Chi at an advanced stage, the lethality of the moves is fierce and definitely not weaker than Baji, Zhuang Quan and Xingyi Quan."
"I have been teaching Tai Chi to my friends in the live broadcast studio for some time. Many of them must have started, but they are now in a bottleneck period, so they feel that Tai Chi is difficult to learn." Jiang Yun explained.
Old Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun said with a smile: "That's just right. I'm free today and in a good mood. I can teach your water friends in the live broadcast room how to practice Baji Vajra Kung Fu."
"The Baji Vajra Gong is easy to learn and master, and it can just meet their needs."
The founder of the Baji Vajra Kung Fu personally came to the live broadcast room to teach the Baji Vajra Kung Fu. Who else is there in the entire tiger fish live broadcast world?
Although the old Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun is over 80 years old, his face is not red and his heart is not beating. He led the water friends in the live broadcast room to perform the Baji Vajra Kung Fu three times.
With such energy and physical strength, there is no other person in the entire senior Chinese circle.
The water friends in the live broadcast room felt that they had been hit twice, and this time it was a devastating nuclear strike.
"With tears in my eyes, why am I, a young man, out of breath halfway through the exercise, and Taoist Master Zhang doesn't even look red after finishing the exercise, and his heart doesn't beat."
"After practicing for a while, I'm sweating all over and feeling cold. You know, I'm in Mohe, Northeast China. My house has heating now. I'm wearing short-sleeves!"
"Originally I thought I was not as good as the anchor, but now it seems that I am not as good as Zhang Daochang."
"Listening to your words is better than just speaking. I have learned, I have learned."
"This Baji Vajra Skill is so strange. As soon as I reached the fourth level, I started sweating violently. Could it be that I have been suffering from kidney deficiency recently?"
Mr. Zhang flexed his muscles and explained to the camera: "The key points of the Baji Vajra Kung Fu are breathing and thoughts. When practicing, you must pay attention to raising Yang Qi, so that it will be effective."
Jiang Yun and his water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized, I wonder, is this the method that the veteran Taoist said is easy to learn and master?
Why do you feel that practicing it is more difficult than Tai Chi?
"Pindao is a little tired today, so we won't show other programs. It's good to chat in the live broadcast room."
"There are still an hour and a half before the broadcast ends. If you have any questions, you can ask me and Daozhang Zhang. After 30 seconds, I will take a screenshot to answer the questions," Jiang Yundao said.
Recently, when the boxing champion came to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to challenge, a lot of interesting news did happen in the society.
Moreover, Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun is here today and he can ask the old Taoist priest to treat his illness, so many people started to post crazy comments.
"Taoist Priest, I can't bear it anymore. Every day, my aunt dances square dance in front of my window. I haven't had a good sleep in half a month."
"Taoist Priest, Changjin Lake will be broadcast soon. Will you monks watch it?"
"Taoist Priest, I am 1.78 meters tall. The blind date introduced to me by my family is only 1.61 meters tall. She told me today that all boys less than 1.8 meters tall are third-level disabled. What should I call her? [Anger]
】》
"Daozhang, what do you think of the large-scale power outage in Northeast China?"
Jiang Yun was too lazy to rely on his eyesight to take screenshots. He closed his eyes, clicked the mouse to pause, and then took a screenshot.
Coincidentally, this question has nothing to do with me. The person I am asking is Taoist Zhang Zhishun.
"Master Zhang, I often stay up late and take supplements. If this continues, will my body collapse?"
(End of chapter)
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