Life is a Game

Chopping can certainly be a show act.

If Jiang Feng could quickly cut the coir raincoat cucumber with his eyes blindfolded, or cut out the thin radish skin that can transmit light like the Chinese Xiaodang's family, let alone performing shows for the widowed and lonely, even TV variety shows could at least get a 5-minute order People show time. However, Jiang Feng still wanted to keep his left hand to accompany him until the end of his life.

Blindfolded and cutting vegetables, Jiang Feng was confident that he could do it.

But whether he would cut off his hands, how many fingers could be cut off at a time, whether he was lucky enough to meet a doctor named Ling when he was in an emergency, Jiang Feng was not sure.

So Jiang Feng chose to carve radish flowers.

To fool elementary school students, you must do what you like.

Radish is a good thing. It has various varieties and low prices. It is available in red, white and purple. The key is that it is big and flexible. It is not only a radish flower, but it is also very easy to carve a rabbit or a chicken. Even the piggy Peggy Jiang Feng I can carve it out for everyone. If the radish heads don't mind the color, the minions are fine too.

Jiang Feng felt that if he really couldn't think of a way to make money, it would be a good business to carve radishes at the gate of Chenfeng Primary School.

The secretary of the student union went to find radishes for Jiang Feng. After the initial surprise, he still accepted Jiang Feng's performance of carving radishes very well. After all, there was a performance of eating hamburgers in one bite on the program list. Compared with that old man, Jiang Feng's program Much more normal.

Jiang Feng happily sat in the middle of the fifth row.

He had just inquired that the first four rows were for the leaders and parents of the orphans and widows old school. The fifth row was not bad either. The seat Jiang Feng chose for himself had a wide career and the chairs were soft. The most important thing was that Jiang Feng could see the face of the young lady on the stage clearly from this distance.

Last time, he managed to snatch the tickets for the Music and Dance Academy's performance from Ji Yue, but Jiang Feng could only see what color skirt the dancing young lady was wearing.

The rest could not be seen clearly, all Jiang Feng could see were a few dancing red mosaics on the stage.

I will cry if I continue.

Jiang Feng sat happily in the empty auditorium.

Sitting in the auditorium, touching fish and playing with mobile phones, the student union officer brought over two large boxes of radishes. If you say that the student union officer is ruthless, he almost caught all the radishes in the warehouse, not letting a single one go.

The show starts at 3:00 pm.

Jiang Feng was the vice president of the student union on the left, and the director of the sports department on the right. Jiang Feng was also the president of the student union who didn't know.

As for the real president of the student union, just now in the background, because he was wondering why the box containing the radish was placed on the cabinet, he wanted to move the box down, but he was smashed by the radish and sent to the school hospital.

The show was nothing fancy.

Jiang Feng was even a little disappointed.

In addition to the good-looking girl who danced, the buddy who ate hamburgers with a single mouthful was a little bit clear. The others were either singing or performing some sketches. The songs they sang were either old revolutionary songs or nursery rhymes.

Jiang Feng's program was ranked last for no other purpose, it was inserted in the middle in case he peeled a lot of radish and it was difficult to clean.

When the secretary of the student union informed Jiang Feng that he could go backstage to prepare, the girls on stage were singing and dancing, and they were still singing "Little Leaping Frog".

The little jumping frog will cry when he is out of tune.

The kitchen knife and the chopping board were all ready, and the girl who was out of tune finished the song, sweated all over from exhaustion, and stepped off the stage panting heavily, and the host came to the stage to announce the curtain.

The elementary school students in the audience have long been bored.

The old man still clapped politely, but the elementary school students had already started jumping up and down restlessly and wanted to leave.

Detaining them here to watch such a boring performance is really embarrassing for these little carrot heads under ten years old.

Seeing that there was finally a show that looked interesting, the primary school students burst into unprecedented applause.

Jiang Feng was a little flattered, and then took out a beautiful carrot.

Carving radish flowers is a very performative project that sounds very dazzling, the carving process is very dazzling, and the finished result is even more dazzling. Needless to say, you only need to carve quietly. It looks very skilled, casual and unrestrained That's fine.

In just a few minutes, a beautiful rose flower appeared in Jiang Feng's hand.

"Wow!"

There was a sound of admiration in the audience, and there was an overwhelming sound randomly.

Jiang Feng picked up the microphone on the table and asked, "I'm going to carve a small animal next, what do you guys want?"

The whole audience erupted immediately, and a short-haired girl in the sixth row jumped up from the chair on the spot, screaming and yelling in front of all the children: "Peppa Pig!"

"George!"

"Susie!!"

"Garden baby!"

Even in the first row, there was an old man who yelled with a very childlike innocence: "Monkey King."

Jiang Feng: ...

Why is he so mean-spirited? It's fine if he can't carve himself. Now the audience is shouting at those few pigs that look like hair dryers, that thing is not easy to carve.

In the end, Jiang Feng chose to ignore everyone, pretended not to hear, carved a cute little rabbit, and left in a hurry.

He was afraid that if he was slower, children would rush to the stage and ask him to carve Peppa Pig.

Jiang Feng didn't expect that his parents stopped him as soon as he stepped off the stage.

The one who stopped him was the mother of the first short-haired girl named Peppa Pig. Jiang Feng's show was the last one. Now that the show has all ended, it's normal for everyone to leave their seats.

The short-haired girl's mother stopped Jiang Feng. Before she could get the Hermes bag on the seat, she rushed to the stage and stopped Jiang Feng who came out of the backstage.

"Well, this classmate, can you sell me the rabbit you just carved?" the parent asked.

"Mom, I want Peppa Pig." The girl followed behind and emphasized again.

Parents: ...

"That classmate, can I trouble you to carve a little Peppa Pig for my daughter." The parent said that she felt embarrassed, but she watched a lot of episodes with her daughter. It is so deformed, it must be difficult to carve.

"One hundred and one, what do you think of this classmate?" Parents don't care about money at all for their daughter's happiness.

Jiang Feng staggered and almost lost his footing.

What does this mean today? The parents of Chenfeng Elementary School are chasing after him to throw money.

"Two hundred, I want George!" A little fat man came over after hearing the news.

Jiang Feng didn't care. It's normal for a child to shout about the price.

In the next second, the little fat man took out his mobile phone and clicked on Alipay: "Brother, can you transfer money through Alipay? I don't have money on WeChat."

The movements are very skilled.

Jiang Feng was stunned on the spot.

When the rest of the children heard that it could be bought with money, they screamed and began to disturb the average market price.

"Five hundred, I want Peppa too!"

"Six hundred, I want Totoro!"

"Eight hundred, Susie, I want Susie!"

"One thousand, little yellow man, I want the one with glasses!"

"A thousand and one..."

...

A group of children actually started to compare.

Seeing that the price is going to be two thousand, Jiang Feng will soon become the legendary tycoon with thousands of dollars per minute, and the fate of cheating minors into the game that he can meet, Jiang Feng resisted the temptation and did not forget his original intention .

"One hundred and one, come one by one."

The short-haired girl got Peppa Pig to her heart's content, and Jiang Feng also gave her mother the radish flower that she first carved.

Carving Peppa Pig is something that practice makes perfect. In the beginning, Jiang Feng sculpted slowly because of the deformed shape of this thing that looked like a hair dryer, and it took ten minutes to complete the carving. Later, he mastered the rules and it took three to five minutes. Later, Wu Minqi joined in to help, and the speed was even faster.

More than two hours later, Jiang Feng's Alipay balance successfully reached five figures. Almost every student in Chenfeng Primary School had a pig, and a family of four very fraternal primary school students bought four hair dryers neatly.

Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi also gave each old man a Zhu Bajie.

Monkey King is too difficult, and Zhu Bajie is enough to make these old people smile, and they all hold it in their hands and love it.

In the end, Jiang Feng was going to share the spoils with Wu Minqi.

Many of the Georges here were carved by Wu Minqi. It was already very unkind for him to trick Wu Minqi into the store as a free chef.

"I'm already very satisfied with the radish to practice, I don't need to give me any money, and I'm not short of money." Wu Minqi really didn't care about the more than 10,000 yuan, "However, Jiang Feng, I found out that you are a little short of money? "

"The family owed some money recently," Jiang Feng said.

It's not much, just 300 million yuan, and there are several million decoration costs.

Jiang Feng silently pretended to be aggressive.

"Shall I lend you some?" In just one day, the relationship between Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi has improved by leaps and bounds. Wu Minqi has already regarded Jiang Feng as a friend who can rival her in cooking skills. Wu Minqi does not hope that Jiang Feng will delay the cooking because of money problems. "I heard that your family spent a lot of money to open a store. Although I don't have much money, it's no problem to borrow more than 100,000 yuan from you for emergencies."

Jiang Feng was a little intimidated by Wu Minqi's enthusiasm. He was not used to being a good friend who suddenly became a good friend who could borrow more than 100,000 yuan.

"No, no, my family is pretty good, it's not that exaggerated." Jiang Feng said repeatedly.

Today, he earned more than 30,000 yuan in one fell swoop, and the renovation gap is still more than 3 million yuan, as long as he insists on setting up a stall at the gate of Chenfeng Primary School to deceive elementary school students for more than 100 days.

Then he is not far from the day of the close game.

...

A and his group got on the bus and returned.

Except for Liu Qian, who was fishing all the time, the others were extremely tired. Uncle Du Ge slumped on the seat, and only breathing could prove that they were still alive.

"Jiang Feng, hey, Jiang Feng." The girl behind Jiang Feng poked his arm.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Feng asked back.

"Well, I want to ask, can your radish flowers be cheaper, one hundred is a bit expensive, how about a discount of 25 for my classmates?" The girl behind looked at Jiang Feng expectantly.

Jiang Feng: ...

Sister, do you know how many radishes and flowers you can buy for 25 yuan?

"Yes, yes, Jiang Feng, you want to give a discount for the sake of classmates. I want it too. I want minions." The eyes of the girl next to the questioning girl lit up and she agreed.

Jiang Feng: ...

Seeing that Jiang Feng didn't speak, the girl who wanted the little yellow man thought that Jiang Feng was unwilling, so she took a step back: "I know the little yellow man is a bit difficult, how about 35, 35?"

Jiang Feng: ...

"Okay...Okay." Jiang Feng was even a little used to it after being thrown money all day.

Sure enough, women and children earn the best money.