Lazy God Possession

"Don't provoke this kid, this kid is really overcast!" Prince Yang, who was walking on the road these two days, was said to be so.

Most of the people who said this sentence were joking in nature, but the battle of Wang Ziyang really made a name for himself, and his name was out.

Because as everyone said, this kid is really overcast.

He even gave his program a name of "Xiaowan Scientific Research Assistant", what did Prince Yang think about it? Can anyone not be so damaged?

Nan Ming feels that the prince Yang should not be so overcast. He just played smoothly and hit by accident, which made such a bad move.

According to Nan Ming's original plan, people were robbed of the results and they just robbed them. If Wan Scientific Research did not get angry in front of Nan Ming, Nan Ming estimated that it would be a small punishment for him. Find a relationship to teach him a meal, after all, the loss of reputation It has already been punished for him.

Later, Wan Wan's many scientific research methods made Nanming very unhappy, so he later waved the banknote to break the road, sacrificed the writing nerve knife, and read it as the prince Yang, a crazy killer.

And Prince Yang really turned on the crazy dog ​​mode. This guy is just crazy. He wrote a killer-level program directly, uprooting the foundation of Wan scientific research, and leading the team of researchers in the scientific community.

Of course, at the same time, it has also pushed the level of scientific research around the world hard, and many people have to trot and chase forward for a while.

But this is not the end, Wang Ziyang also released "Xiaowan Scientific Research Assistant" with some kind of small belly chicken intestine.

Nanming thought at that time that Prince Yang was just a touch of light on his name and voice.

You've done that kind of thing, and still don't let us get angry.

Am I right.

But Nanming did not expect that the subsequent development was so unexpected.

...

Wan Scientific Research originally just came out to relax.

The groves on the campus of Beijing University scared some wild birds, and reprimanded those who didn't understand the rules. It was also a pastime.

However, along the way, Wan's face became increasingly ugly, and in the end it was almost a piece of iron.

The "Xiaowan Scientific Research Assistant" that made him furious yesterday suddenly spread. On the campus of Beijing University, it almost reached the level of one manpower.

Walking on the road, Wan Scientific Research heard someone say, "Xiao Wan, what class do I have today?"

Then Wan Scientific heard his own voice: "Master. You have Ma Zhe, Mao Sui ..."

Needless to say, this is a freshman freshman.

Another asked: "Xiaowan, how long is my experiment completed?"

This is a graduate student.

"Dad, as planned, after three hours and seven minutes. Your first set of control experiments will yield results ..."

When he heard his own voice for the first time called a 20-year-old guy with a hairy head, Wan Scientific Research almost jumped into the lake.

He really wanted to stab the student directly with a knife, and then kill himself with another knife.

But before he took action, he heard another voice: "Xiaowan, my boyfriend invited me out tonight. What should I do if I don't want to go?"

"Auntie, you can tell him it's inconvenient these days."

Wan scientific research is dead.

"Swordsman, your study plan ..." This is a martial arts fan.

"Master, your exam ..." This is a fan of the Three Kingdoms.

"Emperor, you ..." This is a Qing opera fan.

"Ouba ..." This is a Korean drama fan.

"Ouni sauce ..." This is anime fans.

Xiaowan Scientific Assistant's four different voices. The voice of Wan Scientific Research is the most complete, flexible, and natural. Most people naturally choose such a voice.

Along the way, listening to various sounds, Wan Scientific Research has a feeling of being raped countless times in the spirit.

His blood pressure soared, his temples bounced, and he almost collapsed to the ground.

After sitting at the lake for a long time, Wan Scientific Research slowly helped the roadside tree walk back.

As soon as I returned to the office, I heard the proud disciple Xiao Cheng whispered to his mobile phone: "What should you call me?"

"Little Cheng Dad!"

"What do you call yourself?"

"Old sb ..."

"Yes. Just call it like that, just a few more ... It's so cool! It's so cool! It's so cool!" Xiao Cheng sat on the chair and almost turned high. He had long wanted to vent his dissatisfaction like this.

He is here to take a doctoral examination, not to be a serviceman. He lives and works for thousands of scientific researches all day, without any freedom or dignity, or even time to study. What a doctorate?

He didn't want to ruin his whole life here. But since I have entered the door of 10,000 scientific research, I am afraid it will not be so easy to leave.

Suffering in my heart for several years, I suddenly found a way to vent, Xiao Cheng forgot about it for a while, even without the arrival of 10,000 scientific research.

Who would have thought that Xiaowan ’s research assistant still confided: “I understand why you do this, but have you ever considered that I also have self-esteem, so claiming to be hurting self-esteem? If you really want to hate someone, you might as well say it in person come out?"

Xiao Cheng didn't know whether this sentence had been designed by the developers or Xiao Wan really "artificial intelligence", even this kind of spit.

"Does he think you don't want to say, I have long wanted to scold the old one in person, do you know how embarrassed I have been these years?" Xiao Cheng slammed his phone, but stopped quickly, "It's better, just call me a few more and I'll buy a test member."

"Which grade can you buy?"

"Uh ... the lowest ..."

"Poor ghost!"

"I wasn't happy at all by your voice!" Xiao Cheng was helpless. As far as your pricing is concerned, I can afford the lowest one. And what a special test member!

Compared with a full-featured member, the test member has fewer functions. It is a simple data-assisted analysis function. He has seen the full-featured member with his own eyes. The entire Beijing University has only one person.

The freshman and the younger one, Ma Jincheng.

But with such a data-assisted analysis function, he was very envious. One of his brothers gritted his teeth and bought half a month's income to buy a quarter, and then went to the laboratory for experiments. It was just enjoyment.

After the brother entered the laboratory, he just said, "Xiaowan, help me record a set of data."

Then, you can directly read the data one by one, and Xiao Wan will repeat it and record it in the data table.

By the time the data is read, the data analysis tables, and even simple summary reports, are quietly lying on the screen.

It's almost as if there is really a full-time assistant responsible for recording.

The complexity of data and the tedious calculation and recording of some large-scale experiments make people furious. With Xiaowan, everything is not a problem.

Everyone who has used Xiaowan's research assistant has only one idea. Lazy God technology is too great!

And this is just the basic function!

As for the full-featured thesis generation function, the member Jugui did not say that the thesis had to be charged on a per-time basis. Xiaocheng couldn't afford it, so he decided to ask Ma Jincheng for that little Mengxin at any time. He was fully functional anyway.

"How many more times do you need to buy before you can buy a test member?" The assistant was kind of business-minded.

"Well ... ten times."

"Ten times? Okay ... Daddy Cheng!"

"Ugh!"

"I am old!"

"Well said! Do it again!"

"You don't need to call it to me in person." A dark voice sounded from the door.

It is said that a tragedy occurred on campus that day, a doctoral student in a certain building was wounded and blood flowed from the third floor to the first floor. It is said that the postgraduate was particularly miserable, the viewer was sad, and the audience cried ... ...

This is already the second accident that a graduate student was injured by a tutor this month. It was also the same classmate who was injured yesterday. All involved said they would not appeal ...

Wan scientific research injured two disciples, and was taught a lot by the school's leaders. In order to convince the two students not to appeal, they had to help the students adjust their tutors.

These two people are also good at talking, as long as they change mentors, anyone can do it!

Wan Scientific Research came back and sat quietly in his office ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ I heard a few students outside the door deliberately playing Xiaowan there.

Now everyone knows that as long as they are injured, they can tune in their mentors, and they are all irritating Wan Wan's scientific research.

Wan scientific research thinks that this day can't be passed.

But Wan Scientific Research is Wan Scientific Research, and he slammed the table suddenly: "Even if he is dead, I have to build a laboratory, isn't it just plots?" (To be continued.)

ps: Today, a bear child who grew up looking at Uncle Ha's book came to Uncle Hades and said, "Uncle Ha, I've been admitted to the civil service. Come on!"

Uncle Ha suddenly felt that emotion, watching these bear children go to high school, college entrance examination, college, hanging up, retake, looking for work, and being a civil servant ...

One after another, one after another, it really feels old ...

However, Uncle Ha was reading a novel at that time, and decisively kicked him away to read the novel, disturbing the readers to die!

However, I am very happy to write as much as possible and congratulate.