Courtyard House: My System - Artificial Human

"Oh, Brother Lin is here too? Well, I was just saying a few words and didn't mention you. Dongxu and I were reformed properly inside, and we've already done it!"

Lin Weidong was dissatisfied with Jia Zhangshi's apparent lack of knowledge.

Realizing she couldn't stay any longer, this somewhat affected Jia Zhangshi's performance.

"Hey Aunt Jia, what are you still guaranteeing me? It would be great if he reformed properly. Didn't I say the other day that as long as Dongxu reforms himself well, everyone in the compound will praise him as a real man! Everyone, young and old, is eating. I just drank too much and need to go back and sober up. Master Yi, thank you for the treat today!"

Lin Weidong's overtures surprised Jia Zhangshi, and the vacant position he offered made her even happier.

As soon as Lin Weidong left, Jia Zhangshi pounced on her seat, and without even using chopsticks, grabbed the leftover food on the table and started eating it all.

She didn't care about her image at all; she came with the intention of causing trouble, and besides, she was genuinely hungry.

Inside, all you get is cold water and steamed buns; even having a bowl of thin porridge to warm your stomach every day is a luxury.

Although the food on this table is leftovers, it still contains some meat.

Lin Weidong's seat was next to Yan Bugui. Lin Weidong hadn't eaten much food while sitting there, so Yan Bugui really benefited from the situation.

At this moment, Jia Zhangshi made a mess of things, and Yan Bugui jumped up and cursed like a monkey whose territory had been invaded.

"What are you doing, Jia Zhangshi? This is a men's feast, what are you doing here? And the way you eat, oh my god! Old Yi, Old Yi, you have to do something about this! You're ruining it!"

Yan Bugui was so anxious that he jumped up and down. He tried to pull Jia Zhangshi out, but unexpectedly pulled out a handful of dark cotton wool. He was very depressed and quickly called for Yi Zhonghai.

"Sister-in-law! Hey! Don't eat here, there are leftovers..."

Jia Zhangshi acted swiftly, and only Yan Bugui, who was still trying to take advantage of the situation, reacted in time.

The others were completely taken aback by Jia Zhangshi's utterly disregard for her image, and they were all disgusted by her behavior.

Yi Zhonghai came over with a frown to dissuade him, and also grabbed a handful of cotton wool.

"It's okay, it's okay, I don't mind. I'm starving, just have a couple of bites, you guys go ahead and drink."

Jia Zhangshi was extremely pleased with herself. She swung her arms and started shoveling food, splashing leftover sauce everywhere and forcing everyone at the table to leave their seats.

Everyone frowned as they listened to her shameless words. What the hell are you talking about?!

Some people began to resign from Yi Zhonghai's position.

"Old Yi, Old Yi, I have some things to take care of at home, so I'll be leaving now!"

"Hey... you've only drunk half of it, don't rush!" Yi Zhonghai advised with a bitter face, quickly reaching out to stop him.

Lin Weidong can leave now, but the others can't. The main event of the banquet is yet to come. He even prepared half a bag of peanuts. What would it mean if they left now?

"Let's do it another day, Lao Yi. I really have something to do today!" The man glanced at Jia Zhangshi, shook his head, and left without saying a word.

As the first person took the lead, more and more people resigned from Yi Zhonghai's position, while some took the opportunity to slip away without saying a word.

In just a few minutes, Jia Zhangshi had made a complete mess of the table, but she was still not satisfied and turned her attention to another table.

No one could sit still and drink under these circumstances, especially since what Lin Weidong had revealed earlier had already made them uncomfortable.

At this moment, they were even more eager to watch the show, observing Jia Zhangshi's mischief and Yi Zhonghai's impotent rage.

In the end, only Yan Bugui and Jia Zhangshi, who couldn't bear to leave any leftovers, were left fighting over food at another table.

Gao Cuilan was keeping the deaf old lady company in the backyard when she heard the commotion in the yard and, thinking the banquet was over, hurriedly returned.

Upon entering, I was completely stunned.

The room was a complete mess, with chairs and benches overturned haphazardly, broken plates, and cigarette butts and vegetable scraps scattered everywhere...

The room was in such a mess that it looked like it had been robbed by bandits, and there was a disheveled, crazy old woman inside who was fighting with Yan Bugui for food and drink.

"What...what's going on, Lao Yi?!"

Yi Zhonghai squatted to one side, smoking irritably, without saying a word.

Gao Cuilan was furious. She picked up a broom from behind the door and started hitting Yan Bugui and the other man while cursing.

"You shameless bastard, Yan Laokou! We treated you to the best food and drinks, and now you're bringing your wife to ruin our home? Have you no shame? Have you no shame at all?"

Yan Bugui, holding his glasses which had almost been knocked off with one hand and protecting the plate he had finally managed to grab with the other, hurriedly explained.

"It's a misunderstanding! This is Jia Zhangshi! Hey, stop hitting her! I'm trying to help your family!"

"Are you kidding me? You didn't stop Jia Zhangshi from helping, and you even joined her in ruining things?"

Gao Cuilan was so angry that she went mad. She swung her broom so hard it flew up, hitting Yan Bugui and then Jia Zhangshi, making the two of them scramble to avoid her.

This made the already chaotic scene even more chaotic, but Gao Cuilan didn't care. Anyway, it was already like this, so it couldn't get any more chaotic.

"Hey! What's going on? What's wrong, Brother Yi?"

Liu Erquan had just used the excuse of going to the outhouse to follow Lin Weidong, and when he returned, the house was in this state!

He was taken aback at first, then overjoyed.

As Liu Erquan watched the woman, who looked like a madwoman, dodge the broom while pulling bowls and chopsticks to the ground, he silently encouraged her.

Damn it, Yi Zhonghai, you deserved to be tricked!

You think a few drinks will solve everything? Then I'd have just wasted my time setting you up for nothing.

Liu Erquan pretended not to realize what was happening, and when the bowls and chopsticks on the table were almost all smashed, he suddenly rushed up and started fighting.

"What the hell?! Are you all insane? How dare you cause trouble at Brother Yi's table?"

He kicked Jia Zhangshi, whom Yi Zhonghai's wife had mentioned, to the ground, and then swung a powerful punch at Yan Bugui, knocking him down.

Filled with righteous indignation, he became even more courageous and took over Gao Cuilan's mission: to beat up Jia Zhangshi and then Yan Bugui.

"Erquan! Erquan! Hey, don't do it!" Yi Zhonghai was moved but also felt a headache coming on. He hurriedly threw away his cigarette butt and stepped forward to pull the person away.

His wife's actions were justified; the broom was too flimsy to cause serious injury, and she could even testify against it to the police.

But Liu Erquan's participation in the war is a different story! The key point is that this bastard is even using the guise of standing up for me.

Let alone seeking compensation from Jia Zhangshi and Yan Bugui, it wouldn't be right for him not to bleed some money himself.

What the hell is going on?! How could a perfectly good banquet turn into this?!

Yi Zhonghai couldn't understand it; he simply couldn't understand it.

Liu Erquan, whom he had grabbed, was still "furious" and yelling at people.

"You bunch of damn troublemakers! My brother Yi kindly invited you to drink and feast, and you're all like starving ghosts who've never seen meat before! Look at the mess you've made of this house! Do you have any conscience at all? Just leaving like that? Letting these two lunatics cause trouble in my brother Yi's house? You're a bunch of ingrates! This feast would be better for dogs than for you! This shoddy stuff..."

"Erquan! Stop talking! Erquan!"