Courtyard House: My System - Artificial Human

[Host: Lin Weidong]

[Status: Robust physique (enhanced by dietary supplements, effect lasting)]

[Items: Basic Life Supplies Box (refreshes monthly), Basic Clone x2]

[Host detected in the Transcendent Holy Land—No. 95, Nanluoguxiang, Four Nine City, Myriad Realms]

[The courtyard module is loading... 98%]

Lin Weidong stared expectantly at the loading progress bar for quite a while, until the food and drink disc only increased slightly.

Gan!

He snapped out of his daze and started clearing away the dishes.

Of course, he doesn't have to wash it himself.

The message was sent directly to "Uncle" via the system space, and the kettle on the stove was also sent over to be filled with water.

The clone can communicate with him through the system space, with two-way teleportation, which is magical and convenient.

Soon, a pot of boiling water appeared on the coal stove. Lin Weidong took out a teacup, mentally browsed the system space, and began to select items for storage.

West Lake Longjing tea, Taiping Houkui tea, Huangshan Maofeng tea...

Lin Weidong glanced at the bottles and jars and pointed to Anji white tea.

Then, pinch a pinch of tea leaves and put them into a teacup, pour in boiling water, and the aroma of tea will immediately rise, with a faint fragrance of orchid mixed in.

After a cup of tea has cleansed the body of oil and grease, the strong tea leaves a sweet and astringent taste on the tongue, just as the system has finished loading.

[Ding! Courtyard module loaded successfully]

[Fusion Rewards Now Available]

[1. Reward the host with 20 beginner clones (based on the current character residing in the courtyard house)]

[2. Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Refreshing Physique, the Power of the Nine Pillars of Mao, and 365 pills of the Perfect Tonic Pill.]

[3. Added a courtyard check-in function. Checking in will earn you corresponding resources, and there is a certain chance to get special rewards.]

[Note: Fresh Body Type: Keeps the body clean and fresh, subtly enhancing personal charm;]

The power of the Nine Pillars: comprehensively enhances physical fitness, can be fused, and accelerates the process of physical strengthening;

Ten-Ingredient Tonic Pill: Specifically for sexual use, it delays ejaculation, maintains sexual function, helps restore virility, and has minor strengthening effects.

So many... so few!? 20 people!?

There are so many rewards!?

Lin Weidong was dumbfounded. He asked himself honestly, he had never fought such a rich battle before!

After recovering, he immediately chose to integrate the physique reward. At any time, being strong is the only way to truly be worry-free.

Before long, the power of the Nine Pillars of Mao and the refreshing physique were successfully integrated.

As his physique grew stronger, he could smell a faint, pleasant fragrance in his nostrils.

He rubbed his hands together and breathed on them, and the smell of tobacco and alcohol was completely gone, replaced by a faint, almost imperceptible, yet subtly present fragrance.

Isn't this just a woman-slaying incense? He used to tinker with it a lot in his past life, and he had to spray some on every date.

Lin Weidong was speechless; this system was somewhat lewd...

As for the so-called "perfect tonic pill," Lin Weidong said that it was completely unnecessary!

With the physical integration complete, the most exciting moment has arrived.

Lin Weidong slammed the teacup onto the stove lid and puffed on his cigarette while studying the settings.

20 people, leave space for 1 person just in case.

The city of Beijing is divided into 10 groups: 1 group lingers in the streets and 9 groups engage in various professions, climbing up from apprentices.

The remaining 9, distribute them all!

He enthusiastically assigned talents and identities to the clones.

[Sharp hearing and eyesight] [Proficient in criminal investigation] [Detail-oriented] [Eloquent] [Skilled in medicine]...

A novice clone can be programmed with a talent that surpasses that of ordinary people, equivalent to a genius in a certain field.

As for the identity arrangement, the system took care of it without any flaws.

These days, the internship period can range from three to six months to a year.

By next year at the latest, Lin Weidong will have some kind of "his own people".

He has no grand ambitions, nor does he aspire to change the world; this arrangement is merely a precautionary measure.

If their own lives are stable, they can consider these talented clones as contributing to the construction of the new China.

The setup took almost half an hour. Lin Weidong let out a long sigh and opened the door to let in some fresh air.

He took his teacup outside to rinse his mouth, and heard the commotion coming from the courtyard grow clearer.

"Hey you idiot Zhu, do you think anyone can't learn a skill? Let me tell you the truth, once I graduate, I'll be working with my dad showing movies! You'll just be envious!"

The voice was sharp and sleazy, and Lin Weidong automatically pictured a roguish figure in his mind.

It must be Xu Damao, the first-time sex master in the courtyard, a master of interception, and Sha Zhu's lifelong nemesis... Let's go and see!

"Come on, you idiot! Do you think I don't know what you're capable of? I can't be bothered with you. Showing a movie? You can't even fart properly, what kind of movie are you showing?"

"Your farts are loud! The real problem is, who's going to eat that kind of food with all that poop and pee? Who would dare eat it? I'm not looking down on you, Sha Zhu, but if you're dealing with toilets all the time, you'll never learn to cook! At least I'm the first man who won't put up with you!"

"Hey! You're really something today, aren't you? Let's put on a movie, you bastard. I'll give you a good sparring match today!"

"A gentleman uses words, not fists! You don't even know that? Tsk tsk... You're such a useless fool, no wonder your dad calls you 'Foolish Zhu'! Foolish Zhu! You stupid pig! Haha!"

"You little brat! Don't you dare run away!"

……

When the chase with Zhu Mao began, Lin Weidong's desire to watch the excitement had already urged him to step out of the courtyard and stand under the veranda to get a full view.

Besides Lin Weidong, there were other people standing under the four corridors.

It was still early evening, and the twilight wasn't heavy yet. In the bright moonlight, with the light reflected off the snow, the people in the courtyard were enjoying the lively scene, laughing and talking amongst themselves.

"Hey! Those two unlucky kids are causing trouble again!"

"Let them fight it out, it's quite a spectacle..."

"Hey, you idiot Zhu! You're just taking advantage of me because I haven't eaten enough! Oh dear... why don't you wait until I've eaten before you come back?"

Xu Damao screamed repeatedly, his hands were too busy to do anything but talk.

But in reality, he wasn't really hit much; he just slipped and fell because he was scared.

When He Yuzhu pinned him down, several bystanders shouted to stop the fight and tried to break it up.

"Alright, alright! Don't start a fire..."

Lin Weidong took a sip of tea, not at all surprised. The neighbors might be watching the spectacle, but after all, they were kids from the same neighborhood, kids the neighbors had watched grow up. How could they just stand by and watch them fight to the death?

The same principle applies everywhere.

He Yuzhu was pulled away by the crowd, but he was furious when he saw Xu Damao on the ground, who was covering his head with his arms but still making sarcastic remarks.

The snow was slippery, and he suddenly stumbled, accidentally kicking Xu Damao.

The angle of that kick was just right, and the movement was exceptionally smooth.

He Yuzhu couldn't help himself for a moment.

Just... kicked it one more time.

"Ouch!"

On the ground, Xu Damao's body instantly curled into a shrimp shape, clutching his crotch and howling in pain.

They couldn't help but swear in front of everyone.

"Hey, you idiot Zhu! Where the hell are you kicking?! I'm not done with you yet!"

hiss!

Lin Weidong and the other men in the courtyard shrank back and gasped in unison.

I felt as if I had witnessed the birth of a famous scene in the courtyard house.

"That kid's ruthless!"

Lin Weidong sighed with emotion, and voices of agreement rang out beside him.