Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 95 I'm doomed, I'm surrounded by Yifei.

In a sense, getting Ziqiao to take out 800 yuan from his pocket is just as difficult as getting Zhang Wei to take out 800 yuan.

Zhang Wei was stingy, while Zi Qiao was poor.

If this had happened before, even if Ziqiao was poor, he wouldn't have been unable to come up with eight hundred yuan.

But today is rent payment day.

Zi Qiao was originally an unemployed bum, whose daily income consisted of three parts: scientific experiments, selling kidney tonics and miracle pills, and living off women.

Unfortunately, the market is bad lately, and scientific experiments are not hiring. I have a lot of Shenbao and Shengongwan products that I can't sell.

Even in such a promising career as living off women, it's hard to find many generous girls these days; I have to pay for my own room and board.

Ziqiao was already short of money, and after paying the rent, he instantly became penniless.

Now you're asking me to pay 800 yuan for no reason?

Can I use kidney tonic to pay off my debt?

bah bah bah!

When did I owe you 800 yuan?

Ziqiao has been wandering the martial arts world for so many years, and he has only ever been the one extorting others. Now, someone actually dares to swindle him out of his money?

Do you think you're Chen Meijia?!

His eyes were wide with anger. If he hadn't still had a sliver of reason left and knew that now was not the time to argue with Zhang Wei, he would have really wanted to do what Meijia did and spray a mouthful of salt soda on Zhang Wei.

You're ruthless, kid.

Eight hundred yuan! If I used it all to book hotel rooms, I could stay for three days and three nights.

"It's only eight hundred yuan, no rush." ​​Ziqiao forced a warm smile. "I'll definitely help him pay it back when I meet my brother."

Looking at Ziqiao's warm and bright smile, Zhang Wei's brain, which had stopped functioning, finally started working again.

Even though Ziqiao hid it well, Zhang Wei still saw through the poverty hidden in his smile.

There's nothing special about it; it's just that it looks familiar.

After all, that's how I always laugh whenever I encounter money-related issues.

Not to mention that Zhang Wei had just spent a long time practicing smiling in front of the mirror in the bathroom in order to borrow money from someone, and Zhang Wei was sure he couldn't be mistaken.

Turns out, this guy's a poor wretch too.

【Hahahahaha...】

【Huh, why am I saying that?】

Zhang Wei might not be good at dealing with scumbags like Zi Qiao, but he's a master at dealing with poor bastards.

What does it mean to become a good doctor through long illness?

/ (ㄒ o ㄒ) / ~~

"I'm in a hurry. You're not in a hurry, but I am. I'm waiting for this 800 yuan to pay my friend's gas bill." Zhang Wei knew that to deal with someone who had no money, you had to keep pressing them.

Once you force them to ask for money, they will either lose their confidence and become subservient, or they will give up and become utterly unreasonable.

Zhang Wei didn't care what Lu Ziqiao's usual state was when he was being pressured for money; the beautiful woman was right in front of him, so he thought, "Let's see what you do."

Mr. Lü, you wouldn't want those two beautiful ladies across from you to know you're a penniless pauper, would you?

Sure enough, Ziqiao started to panic: "Didn't you just say you weren't in a hurry to rush me...? Brother, aren't you going to?"

Zhang Wei looked at Zi Qiao with the eyes of someone looking at an idiot: "The reason I said I wasn't in a hurry to urge Zi Qiao to pay back the money is because that bastard Zi Qiao is a scumbag, poor, and a deadbeat!"

"Even if I urge him to pay back the money, it's no use. He still won't pay back a single penny."

"Now that we have a good younger brother like you who's willing to make up for his mistakes, why don't you make it up to me first?"

Ziqiao was speechless with anger.

You're cursing me while you still want me to give you money?

No way!

If he were to pay this money, Ziqiao estimated he would suffer from insomnia for three whole months.

"But you have no evidence whatsoever, yet you claim my brother owes you eight hundred yuan and demand I pay it back. That's outrageous."

When money is mentioned, Zhang Wei's mind becomes particularly sharp. He sneered, "What's so outrageous about this? Someone with the exact same face dares to claim that he has a long-lost twin brother without any evidence."

"Who do you think is more outrageous, you or me?"

"This..." Ziqiao was instantly stumped by this question.

Seeing that Ziqiao was stumped by his question, Zhang Wei finally understood how he should act next.

He treated himself as Ziqiao's creditor, focusing solely on collecting the debt.

The thought that this person in front of him owed him eight hundred yuan and dared to pretend not to know him, making up some excuse about being twin brothers to escape his debt, made Zhang Wei feel a surge of anger burning in his chest.

In this world, absolutely no one can owe me, Zhang Wei, money and not pay it back.

Absolutely not!

Zhang Wei continued to press on: "And when I said Zi Qiao owed me eight hundred yuan, I genuinely treated you as Zi Qiao. I had no idea you would later say that you were Zi Qiao's long-lost twin brother."

While interrogating Ziqiao, Zhang Wei also shifted the blame to the two beautiful women opposite him, asking, "Ladies, analyze this according to common sense."

"Would a normal person, upon meeting a friend they haven't seen for years, suddenly tell them they owe him 800 yuan?"

Zhang Wei said angrily, "He didn't say he was Zi Qiao's brother at the time, so there's no possibility that I was deliberately trying to extort money from him."

"Besides, even if I were to have foreseen this day, I wouldn't just try to extort eight hundred yuan from him. Eight hundred yuan is simply not enough to live on in Shanghai."

Yao Yao and Qian Qian nodded silently.

These two naive and clueless female college students were like weeds on a wall, bending whichever way the wind blew. One moment they thought Ziqiao was right, and the next they thought Zhang Wei was also correct.

The two of them were completely bewildered.

Zhang Wei said angrily, "I didn't mean to force him to pay back the money, but he said he wanted to make up for his brother's mistake, but when I asked him to pay back 800 yuan, he became hesitant and reluctant. Is this how he really wants to make up for his mistake?"

"Most importantly, he actually questioned my character. If he doesn't trust me that much, why does he want to get information about Ziqiao from me? Surely he's not just trying to win over a beautiful woman, is he?"

Ziqiao was furious. Who would have thought that he, who was so clever all his life, would be brought down by these eight hundred dollars?

Even in this situation, he still had to keep smiling: "Brother Zhang Wei, you've misunderstood. I'm not questioning your character; I just feel that I can pay this money, but not without a clear explanation."

"Okay, you say you can't give away something without a clear explanation, then I'll make sure you understand exactly what I'm giving away."

As Zhang Wei spoke, he left his seat and ran downstairs.

Although Ziqiao didn't know what other tricks Zhang Wei was going to pull, it was clear that the current situation was extremely unfavorable to him.

Who would have thought this guy would suddenly become so insightful when it comes to money?

Just as he had no evidence to prove that he wasn't Ziqiao's twin, he also had no evidence to prove that he didn't owe him money.

Unless he admits that he is Lu Ziqiao.

The boasts Ziqiao made to gain favor have now become shackles that bind him tightly.

She kept saying how much she cared about her brother, but she wouldn't even pay back 800 yuan?

For a moment, Ziqiao even considered paying the money to get through this. If he could just return the 800 yuan, he wouldn't have any excuse to cause trouble again, right?

The worst part was that he actually didn't have those eight hundred yuan!

【Depend on!】

Ziqiao once again experienced the price of greed.

If I hadn't been trying to max out the favorability of both beauties in one go, and had simply agreed to disown my scumbag twin brother, none of this would have happened.

Even if he had just refrained from making a few boastful remarks, he wouldn't have been put in such a difficult position by Zhang Wei with this fabricated debt of eight hundred yuan.

Seeing the two beautiful girls whose faces were already quite pale, Ziqiao chuckled awkwardly, "Yaoyao, Qianqian."

"Zhanbo, things are a bit chaotic right now. Let's talk after you've sorted this out."

Although Yao Yao and Qian Qian also felt that there was no reason to force the younger brother to pay back the money to the older brother, Zhang Wei's interference finally made them completely suspicious of Zi Qiao's identity.

No matter how much the victims try to deceive themselves, they can't stop the scam from being constantly undermined by others.

Before long, Zhang Wei charged up aggressively.

"Luckily, I kept the IOU in my bag. You can check it yourselves," Zhang Wei said, handing the IOU to the two pretty young women opposite him.

Lu Ziqiao: ? ? ?

Where did he get the IOU?

How come I had no idea?

Yao Yao and Qian Qian looked at the IOU, then handed it to Zhang Wei with complicated expressions.

Zhang Wei put away the IOU and said smugly, "See? I didn't lie to you. Ziqiao really does owe me eight hundred yuan."

"No, if you're asking me to pay back the money, why won't you show it to me?" Ziqiao's eyes widened.

"How would I know if you're the real Zhanbo or a fake one?" Zhang Wei said irritably. "What if you're actually Ziqiao, and then you tear up the IOU?"

Ziqiao was furious: "But you didn't even show me! How am I supposed to be sure it's real or fake?"

"Alright then..." Zhang Wei took out the IOU and said to the two beauties with a worried look, "If he tears up the IOU, you two have to be my witnesses."

"Okay," Yao Yao and Qian Qian nodded.

Ziqiao took the IOU, but after only a brief glance, he was amused and annoyed by its appearance: "Did you just write this IOU?"

"Do you have any evidence?" Zhang Wei asked without even blinking.

"This paper is still so new."

"Do you have any proof?" Zhang Wei started to act shamelessly. "Can't he borrow money from me recently?"

"And this signature, it's crooked and messy, you can tell it was written with your left hand."

"Do you have any proof?" Zhang Wei winked at him. "Ziqiao's handwriting is just this bad."

Ziqiao was furious. Pointing at the signature, he questioned Zhang Wei, "You didn't even spell the name right! What kind of nonsense is it to write Lu Ziqiao as Zhang Ziqiao?!"

"what?"

Zhang Wei was stunned. He quickly took the IOU and looked at it, then laughed at his own stupidity.

He touched his forehead and let out a long sigh.

"Damn, I knew it was so easy to write the surname."

Like a victorious general, Ziqiao pointed at Zhang Wei and smiled at the two young beauties, saying, "Yaoyao, Qianqian, you see, this guy is unreliable. He has a problem. My intuition is right. You can't believe anything he says."

Zhang Wei said dejectedly, "I admit, I have a problem."

"My question is: how exactly did you know that Ziqiao's surname was Lü?"

Ziqiao's smile froze.

As we all know, smiles don't disappear, they just move on.

Now that Ziqiao has stopped laughing, it's Zhang Wei's turn to laugh.

He walked up to Ziqiao, gave him a flick on the forehead as usual, and then smiled and pulled him into his arms.

"Oh my, Ziqiao, it's been so long since we last met."

"I knew it was you. You're so mischievous, using a fake identity to fool me."

He put his arm around Ziqiao's stiff shoulder, looked at the two beauties opposite him, and then said with a look of sudden realization, "I see, so you were using a secondary account to pick up girls."

"It's my fault, it's my fault. I've delayed your dragon-like galloping and riding."

"Come on, let me help you find a way to smooth things over."

Zhang Wei patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder: "You can say that your biological mother's surname is Lü, so it's normal for your brother to take her surname, right?"

"Don't worry, I'll believe you this time as long as you tell me... but I can't guarantee whether they'll believe me or not."

"Yaoyao and Qianqian, do you believe it?"

Zhang Wei looked at the two beautiful women opposite him. One of them had a cold and piercing gaze, while the other had a sharp and dagger-like gaze.

Their eyes may look different, but their desire to kill Ziqiao is absolutely the same.

Zhang Wei sighed and said, "Someone on the first floor asked me to say something to you two."

"The so-called perfect man may be a perfect hunter behind the scenes, so be careful when someone tries to pick you up."

Yao Yao and Qian Qian got up to leave, but Zi Qiao quickly grabbed their arms.

"Yaoyao, listen to me." Ziqiao turned his head. "Qianqian, let me explain."

Yao Yao sneered, "She's Qianqian, I'm Yao Yao!"

"Scumbag!"

Yao Yao picked up her unfinished drink and splashed it hard on Zi Qiao's face.

Qianqian hesitated for a moment, then spat into her drink and then splashed it hard on Ziqiao's face.

"Oh dear, my suit, after a few more washes I really won't be able to wear it anymore."

Zhang Wei, who was holding Zi Qiao, was caught off guard and his sleeves got wet as well.

He looked at the empty cup on the table with a regretful expression.

"A drink here costs tens of dollars, it's such a waste to just spill it on someone's face."

"What do you think, dear Ziqiao?"

Ziqiao calmly wiped the juice off his face: "What a nightmare."

"Is it possible that this nightmare was just an appetizer?"

Ziqiao turned to Zhang Wei in astonishment: "No way, Nanfeng already ruined my date plans, what else does he want to do to me?"

If Ziqiao still can't figure out who's behind his scheme now, he's just too stupid.

Nanfeng was taking revenge. He was taking revenge on himself for tricking Guangu into coming with him to pick up girls when he knew Guangu could hear him, and for his arrogance and prejudice in being certain that Guangu wouldn't act rashly without evidence.

Yes, Nanfeng won't act rashly, but that doesn't mean he'll just watch Ziqiao fool Guan Gu and do nothing.

"Don't worry, Nanfeng said he probably won't mess with you again anytime soon."

"But it's uncertain what Yifei will do."

As Zhang Wei spoke, he pointed downstairs, just as Yao Yao and Qian Qian exclaimed in surprise from downstairs.

"Teacher Hu?"

[Teacher Hu?]

I'm doomed.

Ziqiao thought to himself.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)