Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 93 Prank Expert

"To be honest, besides writing firewall programs for Lin's International Bank, I am also the vice chairman of the Love Apartment Residents' Committee, which is responsible for the rescue of stray animals in the community."

"If you're interested, I can take you to our neighborhood's animal rescue center another day."

"Although the cats there are not as beautiful or purebred as the cats in the cat cafe, they are all unfortunate children."

"Every poor little cat is waiting for two beautiful and charming angel sisters like you to lead them to their own heaven."

Inside Winnie the Pooh Town, Lü Ziqiao was talking animatedly.

He was dressed in a suit and tie, looking energetic and radiant; the sickly look that had lingered on his face had vanished completely.

Compared to antibiotics, cold medicine, lemon ginger soup, and all that other nonsense, beautiful women are the magic cure that brings Zi Qiao to his aid.

As for Guan Gu... he is still painting.

Although Ziqiao had impure motives, his skill in extracting information was truly first-rate.

Guan Gu observed the plush toy in the girl's arms, occasionally looking down at the entire cat town. He actually found inspiration from the conversation between the three of them and was now frantically drawing line art.

"I didn't realize you were so outstanding, Zhanbo, and so kind-hearted." Yao Yao looked at Zi Qiao with admiration, and even the usually introverted Qian Qian giggled as she looked at Zi Qiao.

Ziqiao put on a humble expression: "I wouldn't call myself outstanding, nor would I be considered compassionate. I just try to contribute to society as much as possible in my spare time."

"You should know that Earth is not only our home, but also the home of these animals."

"According to a Norwegian research report, 30 million stray animals die tragically every year worldwide, and I can only save a very small fraction of those 30 million stray animals."

As he spoke, Ziqiao excitedly grasped the hands of the two young beauties. His eyes were firm, without a trace of ulterior motive: "But as long as you kind angels are here, we can all join hands and help these poor stray cats and dogs together."

"I believe that one day there will be no more animals in the world that are homeless."

[In his inner world, Ziqiao, holding a pointer, pointed to the Lüshi Chunqiu on the blackboard and said: Today, I'll teach you a trick from the Lüshi Chunqiu: "Asking for directions by throwing a stone."]

How to quickly break the ice with a girl you've never met?

[Identity and venue are important.]

They carried ordinary canvas bags, and judging from their age, they were most likely university students. Coming to the cat cafe to pet the cats proves they like animals, at least cats.

[Then you can't go wrong by focusing your conversation on school and pets.]

This technique of quickly defining the scope of a conversation based on the other person's surface information is called asking for directions.

Next, you can gradually try to close the distance between you and probe each other's bottom line by developing conversations.

[For example, try getting closer to them, pretending to be so engrossed in conversation that you accidentally take their drinks, or getting so excited that you grab their hands...]

This technique of testing someone's level of affection for you through various subtle actions is called "stone-throwing."

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Although Yao Yao and Qian Qian had already held Zi Qiao's hands, they were now completely immersed in the beautiful dream that Zi Qiao had painted for them.

They now truly believe that this man named Lu Zhanbo is a successful, kind-hearted, animal-loving, and ambitious young man.

Although Zhanbo can sometimes be clumsy, such as getting too close to them while talking or accidentally taking a sip of their drink, these are all small mistakes.

But if such a good boy didn't have a few minor quirks in his personality, he would be too perfect.

They are practically the legendary perfect couple.

[Curry Sauce: I told you, the so-called perfect lover is basically a fabrication by scumbags to fool young girls.]

"Zhanbo, I believe you can definitely help more stray animals stop wandering." Qianqian said, her face flushed, in a voice as soft as a mosquito's buzz.

Ziqiao sighed deeply: "I just did my best, it's nothing special. Don't laugh at me, but my older sister still scolds me to her face."

"Why?" Yao Yao asked indignantly. "You're so outstanding and kind, why would she scold you?"

"Not yet..." Ziqiao waved his hand, "Never mind, I'd better not say it. I'm afraid you'll misunderstand if I do."

Ziqiao's words only piqued the interest of the two young beauties.

They took Ziqiao's hand and shook his arm, saying, "Just tell us, just tell us."

Under the repeated, sweet pleas of the two pretty girls, "Tell me!", Zi Qiao finally gave in and surrendered, saying, "Okay, okay, I'll tell you."

Ziqiao blushed and whispered, "Actually, it's because I spend all my time either at work or at the animal rescue center taking care of animals. I don't have time to find a girlfriend, and my family is starting to get worried."

"After all, I am the only male descendant of the Lu family for eight generations, and my sister has a bad temper, so it is normal for her to be a little anxious."

"I'm not in a hurry, because I'm waiting for a girl who can respect and support my ideals, who is kind-hearted, gentle, considerate, and understanding to become the love of my life."

"Although there are very few girls like her in this world, I believe I will definitely meet one."

"Sure enough, I ran into them today, and two at once."

The two pretty girls blushed instantly.

Ziqiao feigned reluctance, saying, "Look, I've already told you whether I'd say it or not, but you insist I do. I'm just afraid you'll misunderstand."

"Is it really just a misunderstanding?" Yao Yao raised her head and mustered up her courage to ask.

Qianqian looked at her friend who had gotten there first and silently lowered her head.

Ziqiao looked at Yaoyao, completely bewildered and at a loss.

In his inner world, Ziqiao was already popping champagne to celebrate.

I was wrong, I was really wrong.

I always thought only the beautiful women in bars were brainless, but now I realize that paradise is everywhere.

【Hahaha……】

Ziqiao was secretly overjoyed, and just as he was about to launch his final offensive, a handsome, upright man with a square face walked over and gave him a sharp rap on the forehead.

"Ah!" Ziqiao cried out in pain. Before he could react, the handsome man with the square face had already excitedly hugged him.

"Ziqiao? Aren't you Ziqiao?"

The handsome man with a square face patted Ziqiao on the shoulder heavily and said cheerfully, "Hey Ziqiao, it's been so long! You've gotten quite muscular lately."

Ziqiao looked confused: "If you're not a buddy, then who are you?"

The handsome man with a square face touched Ziqiao's forehead with concern: "You don't have a fever, so why can't you recognize people?"

"It's me, Ziqiao, Zhang Wei."

"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei, do you still remember him?"

Ziqiao frowned as he looked at Zhang Wei. Although this guy was quite handsome, he had the typical square face that was common in the 80s and 90s. His looks weren't particularly striking or outstanding.

As for the name Zhang Wei... damn, who knows how many people in this world are named Zhang Wei?

Ziqiao looked at this man with an ordinary appearance and an ordinary name. He seemed somewhat familiar, but after thinking about it carefully, he really didn't remember him.

But there are many people you don't remember, and he might be one of those people you've forgotten.

Just because he could call him by his real name and acted like he was meeting an old friend, Ziqiao was really unsure whether he knew him or not.

But this guy named Zhang Wei is way too enthusiastic; you almost knocked his forehead until it was swollen.

Qianqian and Yaoyao exchanged a glance, sensing that something was amiss.

"Zhanbo, why does he call you Ziqiao?"

While Ziqiao was still stammering and trying to find an excuse, Zhang Wei patted him on the shoulder and laughed heartily: "Ziqiao, I was wondering why I couldn't find you for so many years. Turns out you've even changed your name."

Qianqian and Yaoyao's eyes had changed, and they instinctively gripped their cups.

Seeing that his chance to win over the girl was about to slip away, Ziqiao didn't care whether he knew Zhang Wei or not. He quickly explained, "Yaoyao, Qianqian, don't listen to his nonsense. My name is Lu Zhanbo."

Ziqiao turned to Zhang Wei and said seriously, "Dude, take another look at me. Am I really the Ziqiao you're looking for?"

Ziqiao desperately tried to wink at him, hoping that if this person was truly an acquaintance, he would understand.

Sure enough, Zhang Wei looked puzzled upon hearing Zi Qiao's serious tone. He muttered to himself uncertainly, "Could it be that I really mistook him for someone else?"

Zhang Wei quickly got up from his seat, scratching his head and saying awkwardly, "Sorry, buddy, I might have really mistaken you for someone else."

"It's alright, it's alright. It's normal to mistake someone for someone else. Just be more careful next time."

Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief and mentally gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

I never expected this person, who seemed so honest and upright, to be so clever.

Whether I actually know you or not, as long as you don't bother me while I'm chasing girls, you're my good brother.

Zhang Wei scratched his head and chuckled awkwardly as he left, muttering to himself, "This shouldn't be happening..."

"Yaoyao, Qianqian, you see, I told you he mistook me for someone else. I've always called him Lu Zhanbo, how could I possibly call him Ziqiao?"

Qianqian and Yaoyao were not so quick to believe that Zhang Wei had mistaken someone for someone else, but they were even less willing to believe that this man named Lu Zhanbo had been deceiving them from beginning to end.

They could only keep telling themselves that maybe it really was just a misunderstanding.

This is why some scams that seem very low-level to outsiders still attract so many victims, because the victims will also choose to deceive themselves along with the scammers for various reasons.

Ziqiao was all too familiar with this kind of victim mentality. He only needed to explain for a little while to successfully put the two beauties at ease, and the scene became harmonious again.

Until Ziqiao received another sharp tap on the forehead, a familiar embrace once again tightly enveloped him.

"Ziqiao? Aren't you Ziqiao?"

"Oh my, Ziqiao, it's been so long since we last met."

"I'm telling you, I just saw someone who looks exactly like you."

"Really, you two look so alike, and coincidentally, you not only look exactly alike, but you also wear the exact same clothes."

"Even the two girls sitting across from me look exactly the same... Huh?"

Zhang Wei was stunned halfway through his sentence.

He pointed to himself in confusion.

"Could it be... that I've made a mistake again?"

Here it comes!

(End of this chapter)