Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 84 Ziqiao's Attack

Seeing that his persuasive words had finally convinced Guan Gu to willingly lead him upstairs, Zi Qiao felt incredibly relieved.

You see, from the moment he came in, he had his eye on the two girls on the second floor.

It's not that these two girls are particularly beautiful. To be honest, apart from being young and pretty, the two girls upstairs don't have much to offer in terms of looks or figure. They just barely meet Ziqiao's standards for picking up women.

It's like chicken ribs—tasteless to eat, but a pity to throw away.

If this happened anywhere else, Ziqiao wouldn't have gone to such lengths to strike up a conversation with these two beautiful girls.

But this isn't a bar where beautiful women are everywhere; it's a dull and boring cat café.

Just as Ziqiao said at the beginning, he really disliked these hairy four-legged beasts.

No matter how soft a cat's fur is to the touch, or how sweet a cat's meow sounds, a beast is still a beast.

He would rather deal with humans who are unaware of each other's true nature than spend any more time with these simple-minded animals.

Even when facing a human, Zi Qiao still harbors illusions, imagining that beneath that skin lies a soul even more filthy and vile than his own.

However, being with these animals made Ziqiao realize that many of the things he did seemed even more beastly than the animals themselves.

Besides, petting cats is so boring.

Ziqiao prefers a naked person to a fluffy cat.

Hehehe...

In short, the thought of spending several hours in this dull and boring place made Ziqiao suddenly feel that the two young and beautiful girls upstairs were stunningly gorgeous.

Even if we can't be completely honest with each other, it's good to chat for a few hours to relieve boredom.

Ziqiao wanted to go upstairs and chat up the two pretty girls, but things were different for him now, and it wasn't so easy to strike up a conversation.

Given his current status as a complete scumbag, it's highly likely that he could flirt with someone one minute and then be brought down by Nanfeng Yumo and the others the next.

After all, his relationship with Meijia wasn't over yet, and Nanfeng and the others couldn't possibly watch a "married man" like him ruin other girls, especially two at once.

Therefore, Ziqiao must find a legitimate reason to approach these two girls.

Nanfeng is not easily fooled, and Yu Mo is too wary of herself.

Curry Sauce is young and easily fooled, but she's an expert at currying favor with powerful people. She's the kind of naive girl who knows she's not very bright, so she always seeks out reliable people to make decisions for her.

Guan Gu, seemingly the most opinionated but actually the most naive older man with a case of adolescent delusions, is the easiest to deceive, and the reason for tricking him into going up is quite easy to find.

See, we've been tricked.

Now, if Nanfeng and the others come up to question me later, I'll have a legitimate reason.

This time, it wasn't me who dragged Guan Gu up here to pick up girls; it was Guan Gu who insisted on dragging me up here to find inspiration.

As for why girls seem to like me more, it's because of my natural charm.

I'm helpless too.

Ziqiao secretly felt smug.

While Nanfeng was ordering, Yumo and Curry Sauce went to pet the cat, carrying large and small bags while helping Guangu upstairs.

The second floor of Winnie the Pooh Town isn't much different from the first floor, but there are noticeably more guests sitting on the second floor.

Ziqiao looked around and saw that the guests were either couples or groups of girls.

"Ziqiao, there are so many people here, should we still ask those two girls we just saw?" Guangu asked.

"Of course," Ziqiao replied without hesitation.

Ignoring the couples on the second floor, among all the remaining girls, these two beauties are the prettiest. Who else would you choose if not them?

"But isn't it a bit inappropriate for two grown men to approach two girls like this?"

Although Guan Gu has recently reached the stage where he wants to be in a relationship, as an honest man, he obviously lacks courage.

"How about we go ask those couples? My main concern is that the two girls might misunderstand and think we have ulterior motives."

Your motives may be simple, but mine were never simple.

【If you just go and ask couples like that, what am I supposed to do?】

You can't exactly try to seduce someone's girlfriend, can you?

Ziqiao didn't consider himself that despicable, so he could only make up an excuse and continue to deceive them: "Guan Gu, have you noticed that the place where these two girls are sitting is the best spot on the second floor overlooking the town?"

Guan Gu took a closer look and it seemed to be true.

"That's true, but what does that have to do with finding inspiration?"

Ziqiao sighed, "Look how stupid you are. We're both asking people for inspiration, so why don't we choose the person in the best position to ask?"

"This way you can pet cats, ask others about cats, and look at the cat town below for inspiration."

"Since you're looking for inspiration anyway, isn't it better to do all three at once than to try to do both simultaneously?"

"Soga."

Guan Gu was now completely fooled by Zi Qiao. The more he thought about it, the more sense it made. However, his shyness as an innocent young man still made him ask anxiously, "But..."

"But what? Young people don't have 'buts'."

Ziqiao put his arm around Guangu's shoulder and, before he could react, began to bombard him with his inspirational quotes: "Lu Xun said: 'The greatest suffering of mankind lies in its own indecisiveness and uncertainty. All 'buts' are just asking for trouble, and all worries are self-inflicted.'"

"The future is like a coin; you never know which side will land face up until you toss it. Your worries and speculations about the next coin's outcome are as superfluous and useless as trying to guess what will happen next."

"Never mind all that, just toss the coin out first!"

"So what if they really think we have ulterior motives? Your goal isn't to pick up girls. Why do you care whether they think we have ulterior motives or not? As long as you get inspiration, that's all that matters."

Guan Gu seemed to be deep in thought. Although he didn't know exactly when Lu Xun said this, it sounded really reasonable.

Ziqiao continued to ramble on: "Guan Gu, why are you so hesitant in your actions?"

"You're so young, so beautiful, so sexy, so..."

"What?!?!" Guan Gu was so startled that he broke free from Zi Qiao's arm around his shoulder.

"Sorry, I got the wrong thing," Ziqiao muttered. "This whole thing was just a way to fool... teach girls, and I haven't changed it yet."

"You scared me! I thought you'd changed your orientation because you were being hunted down by the four major sects."

"How could that be? Even if the sky were to fall, I would only like big-waisted beauties."

Guan Gu was skeptical: "You don't seem like the kind of person who only has such a small request."

"Who told you this was just a small request?"

Guan Gu: "???"

Ziqiao patted Guangu on the shoulder and calmly said, "Let's skip the issue of orientation for now. Just listen to me."

"Don't hesitate, don't worry, don't ask 'buts'."

"Just ignore everything and charge forward in a simple and brutal way!"

"Just think about it: is your inspiration, your side story, your career more important, or are these unnecessary hesitations, worries, and 'buts' more important?"

Ziqiao held up his easel: "I even brought my easel here. It would be a shame if you didn't sit in the best spot to draw and find inspiration."

Guan Gu gritted his teeth and said, "Fine, we'll do as you say. Let's go ask those two girls."

"That's right." Ziqiao smiled smugly and said, pretending to be concerned, "But I also know that you are introverted and not good at talking to girls."

"Don't worry, just sit down and I'll take care of the rest. Just follow my lead."

"Ziqiao, my good brother!"

Honest Guan Gu was moved by Zi Qiao once again.

It can only be said that three months is still too short a time. Guan Gu obviously hasn't fully figured out what kind of person Zi Qiao is.

"You're welcome," Zi Qiao said without hesitation.

Now I understand why so many naive young girls are being scammed in Japanese adult films.

If all girls in the world were as easily fooled as Guan Gu, wouldn't this world be paradise?

【Hahahahaha...】

As Guan Gu finally overcame his hesitation, Zi Qiao eagerly pulled him to the two beautiful girls.

"Hey, you two beauties." Zi Qiao straightened his clothes, flashing his standard flirting smile: "My name is Lü, Lü, Lü... Lu, Lu..."

Lu Zhanbo!

You can just call me Zhanbo.

Ignoring Guangu's surprised gaze, Ziqiao introduced him in a gentlemanly and proper manner: "This is my friend Guangu. He is a very talented cartoonist."

"He's been working on a spin-off of his cat comic, so I brought him to Winnie the Pooh Town to find inspiration."

"We looked around for a long time and found that this was the best view from above, and the Ragdoll cat is also super cute."

"I wonder if you two ladies could share a table? As compensation for disturbing you, we'll pay for the cat cafe bill this time."

Ziqiao glanced at the limited number of drinks and snacks on the table and smiled confidently.

[Thanks to Guan Gu for paying for today's expenses, otherwise I'd be too embarrassed to pretend like this with my empty pockets.]

This is what it means to spend other people's money to do your own thing.

[If these two girls start asking for exorbitant prices and ordering random things... well, there's always Nanfeng, right?]

I definitely don't have any money.

The two pretty girls exchanged a glance, and the more introverted girl gestured for the more outgoing girl to make the decision.

The outgoing girl nodded in agreement.

"Thank you so much."

Ziqiao pressed Guangu down to sit, handing him the drawing board and backpack: "Alright, you should start drawing now."

Guan Gu looked puzzled: "We didn't want to ask..."

"Idiot, didn't I just say to read my eyes and do what I say?" Ziqiao said in a low voice. "You keep drawing, I can ask you questions after I've gotten to know them better."

"Soga."

After dealing with Guan Gu, Zi Qiao smiled and politely asked, "Still not sure how to address you two?"

"Yaoyao," the outgoing young beauty said with a bright smile.

"Qianqian," the introverted girl said warily.

Here it comes!

Although I haven't fully recovered, since I said I'd resume two updates today, then I'll do it.

I'm too embarrassed to ask for more reading these past two days, haha.

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(End of this chapter)