Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 745 The Highly Sought-After Guan Gu and Youyou
Chapter 745 The Highly Sought-After Guan Gu and Youyou
"Should I move in?"
Youyou pointed at herself in surprise: "But there are already four people in your suite, where am I supposed to live?"
Ziqiao blinked and chuckled, saying, "You can stay in the same room as Guangu."
"No!"
Before Guan Gu and Youyou could speak, Zhang Wei shrieked, "Lu Ziqiao, your thoughts are too wicked!"
[In his inner world, Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and whipped Zi Qiao with a leather belt.]
【Lu Ziqiao, you bastard!】
Do you know that if Youyou moves out too, I'll have to pay 3604 yuan in rent all by myself!
[Your suite has a 50% rent reduction and all utilities are free.]
What about me?
【Should I castrate you so we can become a couple?!】
Ziqiao shrugged and said dismissively, "What's so sinful about it? Guangu and my aunt haven't just started dating; they've been together for almost a year. Living together is perfectly reasonable."
Zhang Wei said angrily, "You still know that Youyou is your aunt? What kind of nephew would rush to let his aunt live with someone else?"
"It's bound to rain, and Auntie is going to get married; it's just a matter of time."
Ziqiao pouted: "Besides, they're not in a 'pure romantic relationship,' so does living together or not make any difference?"
Upon hearing this, everyone stared at Guan Gu and Youyou with strange expressions.
"Lu Ziqiao!"
Youyou covered her face in embarrassment and annoyance.
Zhanbo's eyes widened, and he asked curiously, "How do you determine whether a couple's relationship is purely platonic or not?"
Nanfeng waved her hand dismissively: "Zhanbo, the fact that you can ask this question means that your relationship with Wanyu is still very pure."
Zhanbo shook his head: "I still don't understand."
"oops."
Meijia said directly, "Whether a young couple is pure or not, to put it bluntly, depends on whether they have exchanged shares."
"Pre-IPO shares?"
Zhanbo said "Oh," and then suddenly realized, "I understand. So, it means that Guangu and Youyou actually... have a grasp of each other's financial situation, right?"
"I understand now. When feelings are tainted by the stench of money, they are indeed no longer pure."
"Hehehe..."
The crowd chuckled dryly. Seeing that Zhanbo had already achieved logical consistency, they felt embarrassed to instill any more bad ideas in this little blockhead.
Ziqiao shrugged at Zhang Wei: "So, you don't have any objections now, right?"
"No, I disagree!"
Zhang Wei's face was tense; he absolutely refused to let Youyou move into 3602: "Two young lovers living together long-term is against public order and good morals!"
"If anyone's going to move, it should be Guan Gu. They can each have their own room; it'll be spacious."
"Zhang Wei!"
Ziqiao's face immediately hardened, and he sternly lectured, "Can't you have any sense of teamwork? Can't you have any sense of the bigger picture?"
"If Guan Gu and Youyou live in 3604, only you will benefit. If they live in 3602, all three of us will benefit."
"As part of a collective, you have to sacrifice for the greater good."
He patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Don't say I didn't consider your financial situation, brother. You can move in with Teacher Zeng. Anyway, their bedroom in 3601 is quite big now."
"Most importantly, you never sleepwalk when you sleep with Teacher Zeng."
"ah?!!"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to himself in astonishment: "You want me to live with Zhang Wei again?"
"Don't listen to him. Anyone who would sacrifice themselves to shield others from gunfire or clear landmines is talking nonsense!"
Zhang Wei curled his lip at Zi Qiao with disdain: "We're all part of the group, so why is it always you who benefits while I and Teacher Zeng have to sacrifice for the greater good?"
Ziqiao's eyes darted around mischievously: "Isn't it because I'm highly conscious and always stand on the side of the people?"
"Then I can also choose to stand on the side of the people."
He looked at Ziqiao with disdain: "Since you're so conscientious, Ziqiao, why don't you sacrifice for the greater good this time? We can switch rooms, and you can stay in room 3604 by yourself!"
Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "How about it? Now let's see if you have a sense of teamwork and a broad perspective."
"Forehead……"
Ziqiao feigned regret and said, "Zhang Wei, it's not that I don't want to agree, it's just that I've been living in 3602 for too long, and everyone's gotten used to it."
"If I move to 3604, Mika and the others will definitely be very sad."
"Absolutely not."
Meijia didn't hold back in her teasing, saying, "If you move to 3604, we'll definitely set off firecrackers to celebrate, for three days and three nights straight!"
Curry Sauce nodded in agreement: "That's right, Brother Ziqiao, if you didn't stay in 3602, our suite would be in peace."
"you……"
Ziqiao was immediately speechless.
He pulled Meijia close and whispered, "Chen Meijia, are you sure you're not mistaken?"
"I'm fighting for the collective interests of our suite, and you have the nerve to undermine me!"
Meijia blinked: "But if we follow Zhang Wei's suggestion, the collective interests of our suite won't be harmed."
"you!"
Ziqiao's face turned ashen.
He turned around, looking at Guan Gu with hopeful eyes: "Guan Gu, you certainly won't be as heartless as those two and agree to let me move to 3604, right?"
Guan Gu scratched his head awkwardly: "Actually... Zi Qiao, you don't live in the apartment most of the time, so it doesn't matter whether you move out or not."
Ziqiao stared in disbelief: "Guan Gu! Even you..."
"hey-hey."
Zhang Wei smiled smugly at Zi Qiao: "How about that? Speechless now, right?"
"I, I..."
Ziqiao stammered for a long time, but seeing the braised pork knuckle pass by in the living room, he quickly pointed at it and said, "Even if you guys are all unreliable, there's still the braised pork knuckle here."
"I've been so good to this braised pork knuckle, I even named it myself. If it knew I was moving away, it would be so sad to see me go, wouldn't it?"
Seeing that no one was taking his words seriously, Ziqiao squatted down and beckoned to the braised pork knuckle.
"Braised pork knuckle, come here!"
"Woof?"
The braised pork knuckle looked up blankly at Zi Qiao, then turned and left without looking back, wiggling its hips.
Upon seeing this, Ziqiao froze on the spot.
"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."
Everyone burst into laughter upon seeing this.
Nanfeng chuckled and teased, "Ziqiao, wouldn't you say you're universally disliked?"
"Go! Go! Go."
Feeling utterly humiliated, Ziqiao's face turned pale and then flushed.
Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "So, I think it's more reliable for Guan Gu to move here. That way, there will be three of us sharing the rent in both suites, and the financial burden on everyone won't be so heavy."
"It's decided then. Guan Gu will move in at the end of the month."
"Forehead……"
Guan Gu's lips twitched, and he raised his hand, saying, "May I offer my opinion on this matter?"
"No……"
Zhang Wei instinctively wanted to say no, but when he turned his head and saw that the person speaking was Guan Gu, he quickly swallowed the words in his mouth.
"Guan Gu, tell me, tell me..."
Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao expressionlessly: "Please, you two, could you at least ask for my and Youyou's opinions before discussing this matter?"
Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "Is...this really necessary?"
"Of course!"
Guan Gu and Youyou exchanged a glance, then leaned back on the sofa, suddenly adopting a coy and affected manner.
"We hadn't even considered living together before you brought this up, it's all happening so fast."
"We'll be shy."
Youyou leaned against Guan Gu's chest, making a perfectly appropriate, shy sound.
"Alas……"
Everyone rubbed their bodies, their skin crawling from the sickeningly sweet antics of Guan Gu and Youyou.
Ziqiao looked at the most affectionate couple in the apartment with a toothache: "You two didn't just get together yesterday, it's been almost a year, what's with the shyness?"
Unable to stand it any longer, Xiaoxian chimed in, "Besides, you two are so inseparable, even a chainsaw couldn't separate you. What are you pretending for!"
Zhang Wei pursed his lips: "That's right, Youyou, you come back to 3604 later every night than Teacher Zeng comes back from his live stream."
"You spend so much time with Guan Gu every day, what's the harm in living together for a few more hours?"
"Yo~~~"
Upon hearing this, the crowd began to stir up trouble.
Youyou immediately covered her face with her hands in embarrassment, her eyes peering through her fingers as she searched the living room for a crack in the floor she could crawl into.
Guan Gu blinked nervously, then said seriously, "I think that when two people are together, they still need some independent space of their own."
Youyou also tried to save face, saying, "That's right, I don't think couples necessarily have to live together."
"Besides, we weren't that far apart to begin with."
Zhang Wei said anxiously, "Couples can stay here, the rent is halved, and utilities are all free. You two shouldn't go against money, even if you're going against someone else."
"yes."
It was rare for Ziqiao to stand on the same side as Zhang Wei: "If you really need your own independent space, then Guangu and I can just move there together."
"Wait, you're moving there with Guan Gu?"
Meijia instantly realized what was happening. Her eyes widened, and she pointed at Ziqiao's nose, yelling, "Lu Ziqiao, you want to abandon me and Curry Sauce and sneak off to room 3604 to enjoy couple's perks?"
"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"
"Chen Meijia, can't you be reasonable?"
Ziqiao argued vehemently, "I am my aunt's eldest nephew, so of course I have a responsibility to supervise their romantic relationship."
"hehe……"
Youyou pouted and said, "I don't believe that at all."
"fart!"
As expected, Meijia scolded Ziqiao even more harshly in response to his nonsense.
Seeing that Ziqiao, Meijia and Zhang Wei were about to argue about Guangu and Youyou living together, Yumo felt a deep headache.
She never expected that simply saying she wanted to move in with Nanfeng would cause such a huge mess.
Yu Mo tentatively suggested, "How about... I don't move to 3603, and we just stay the same?"
"no!!!"
The three of them shouted in unison, which startled Yu Mo.
Ziqiao flatly refused, saying, "Yumo, if you don't move in, then all our arguing has been for nothing."
Zhang Wei nodded in agreement: "That's right, Yu Mo, you can go and enjoy your sweet couple life with Nan Feng without worry. I will defend the glory of 3604!"
Meijia sneered, "Regardless of whether Guangu and Youyou want to live together or not, and regardless of whether they live in 3602 or 3604, I just don't want that bastard Ziqiao to get his way so easily!"
"Guan Gu! You You! What do you say?!"
The three of them turned their heads aggressively to look at Guan Gu and Youyou.
"Well..."
The two, who had inexplicably become the key to the problem, exchanged a glance and made the same decision without prior agreement.
"We think... we need to reconsider the idea of living together."
Guan Gu chuckled and said, "Anyway, it's only the beginning of July, and there's still a long way to go before the end of the month. Give us a little more time to think it over."
"We'll definitely give you an answer next month!"
The three remained silent, their eyes fixed on Guan Gu and Youyou.
"Then half a month?"
……
The three remained silent.
"A week?"
……
The three men, Ziqiao and his companion, looked increasingly dangerous.
"Three days! Just three days!"
Guan Gu wailed, "Stop forcing me! Living together is a big deal, we need to think it through. If you keep pushing me, believe me, I'll commit seppuku in a heartbeat!"
"Okay, three days it is!"
Ziqiao, Zhang Wei, and Meijia said in unison.
"well……"
Guan Gu and Youyou exchanged a helpless glance.
……
That evening, in Yu Mo's bedroom, Yu Mo and Yi Fei were packing their luggage.
Although 3601 needs to be ventilated for a few more days before it can be moved into, Yifei can pack up most of her things now and gradually send them to her new bedroom.
As for Yu Mo, her lease does indeed expire at the end of this month, but as long as Wan Yu and Zhan Bo move back to 3601, she can move directly to 3603.
Although they are both girls, Yu Mo has much more stuff than Yi Fei, so she naturally needs to start packing her luggage earlier.
As Yu Mo packed her clothes, she muttered to herself, "If I had known that moving to 3603 would cause such a big problem, I wouldn't have agreed to let Nan Feng move in with me."
"This is none of your business."
Yifei shrugged and said dismissively, "Couples get half-price rent and free utilities. Countless people envy the perks of our apartment."
"Since you and Nanfeng meet the requirements, it's perfectly normal for you to live together."
She made an "eight" gesture: "I've calculated it for you. You can save eight thousand yuan by living together, not even counting water and electricity bills."
"Why don't you young couple use this money for something better? Why let the landlord benefit from it?"
Yu Mo sighed: "But if I move out, won't Zhang Wei and Youyou's financial burden increase?"
Yifei comforted him, "Don't worry, Guangu might move there next month."
"Then the three of them will only need to pay four thousand yuan, which is more cost-effective than when you were here."
"What if Guan Gu didn't move there?"
Yifei thought for a moment and said, "Since they have two empty rooms, they can easily find new roommates."
"Or we could have Zhang Wei find a girlfriend to share an apartment with, so he could avoid struggling for several years."
"If all else fails, those of us who have already enjoyed the couples' benefits can contribute some of the money we save as financial support for them."
She waved her hand dismissively and said, "Don't worry, as long as we work together, there will always be more solutions than problems. There won't be any issues."
Yu Mo was stunned: "Why didn't you tell me about these solutions during the day?"
"I was going to say that, but they just started fighting amongst themselves when they couldn't decide what to do."
Yifei blinked: "Besides, Guangu and Youyou haven't decided whether they want to live together yet, so there's no point in saying this now."
She stood up and patted the cardboard box she had packed.
"Let's put this aside for now, Yu Mo. Don't say I'm not supporting you as your best friend. Take all of this stuff."
"What?"
Yu Mo glanced down at the familiar cardboard box, her expression immediately turning strange: "Yi Fei, why do you still keep these family planning supplies?!"
"It's just that we haven't had a chance to lose it yet."
Yifei naturally pushed the box to Yumo: "I really don't need this stuff, so giving it to you is making the best use of it."
"You two young couples are always getting carried away with yourselves, you must be careful."
"Thank you."
Yu Mo rolled her eyes at Fei and pushed the box back: "We don't need this thing, you can take it back and put it away."
Yifei looked on with curiosity: "You don't need it? Why wouldn't you need it?"
Yu Mo blushed and said, "Oh, if it's not needed, it's not needed. Why make so many 'whys'?"
Yifei raised an eyebrow: "Could it be that Nanfeng... I am ill?"
Yu Mo stammered, "You're asking me? How would I know?"
"hiss……"
Upon hearing this, Yifei gasped, giving Yu Mo a strange look: "You two aren't really in a purely platonic relationship, are you?"
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Dragon Clan gacha, start as the top player in Takamagahara
Chapter 176 9 minute ago -
The goddesses attempted to gain my salvation.
Chapter 272 9 minute ago -
Become a god by AFK starting from Naruto
Chapter 208 9 minute ago -
Genshin Impact: Starting Guide - End of the World Qi Bao
Chapter 194 9 minute ago -
Godlike: I drew the Ghost Legion at the start of the game!
Chapter 171 9 minute ago -
Fairy, I'm going to control you tightly!
Chapter 80 10 minute ago -
Huayu: Don't force me to be a master
Chapter 45 10 minute ago -
Apocalyptic Extraordinary Convoy, I'm really not weird!
Chapter 117 10 minute ago -
Monster Hunter in League of Legends
Chapter 29 10 minute ago -
From the moment I was chosen by the holy relic
Chapter 23 10 minute ago